Be a Supporter!

Damn Spiders!

  • 707 Views
  • 29 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
ShortMonkey
ShortMonkey
  • Member since: Apr. 1, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 32
Blank Slate
Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:33:46 Reply

Seriously, how fricken annoying is it when you're walking along in your house, that's right, YOUR house, not a pest's house, YOUR house, and then you look up and there is this HUGE spider with the longest legs you've ever seen... And there's -2 drops of fly spray!

Monday night it was a garden spider, a bit scary but took care of that... Last night, which was Wednesday night over here, there is this BIG huntsman... now, if the pattern continues, on Friday night there should be, what I like to refer to, as the BFS (BIG FUCKING SPIDER)!!

Don't be surprised if I disappear in the next few days - I might be leaving this haunted house! >:(

Discuss your fear of spiders... or if you don't have a fear, discuss how annoying they can be!

Damn Spiders!


BBS Signature
Ophelia-Titzoff
Ophelia-Titzoff
  • Member since: Oct. 29, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:35:27 Reply

Look into its eyes, Whats it planning?

RedCoin
RedCoin
  • Member since: Sep. 4, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 25
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:36:13 Reply

Today I found a big wasp with a long body and a huge sting.
I cried for help.

Uuuueeerrgh

BBS Signature
Timmy
Timmy
  • Member since: Jan. 12, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 36
Art Lover
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:39:04 Reply

Yeah - I can't handle big spiders.

Something about the hairy body and long legs just freaks me out.

But the eyes are pretty cool though.

At 10/29/08 08:35 PM, Ophelia-Titzoff wrote: Look into its eyes, Whats it planning?

It would kill your father and rape your mother if given the opportunity...


Sig by BlueHippo / User Icon by CosmicDeath.

BBS Signature
Tott
Tott
  • Member since: Oct. 28, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 31
Gamer
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:39:39 Reply

aww, it's so so cute!


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

BBS Signature
Some-Stupid-Idiot
Some-Stupid-Idiot
  • Member since: Mar. 5, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 25
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:41:00 Reply

I avoid spiders but I'm not afraid of them.

PivotedFlash
PivotedFlash
  • Member since: May. 21, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:42:36 Reply

i cant handle larger spiders, just the fact its dangerous gets to me(even if its harmless) little ones are fine, i laugh when people freak over them. anything close to the size of your hand is just a bit much, though.

JadeTheAssassin
JadeTheAssassin
  • Member since: Apr. 5, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Artist
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:44:41 Reply

If that was a big stuffed spider, I'd give it a bigggg hug.

And then proceed to scare my brother's girlfriend. :D:D:D

yay for person who gets ultra scared by bugs of any type. hehe


Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}
A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

BBS Signature
sparrow
sparrow
  • Member since: Oct. 27, 2002
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 25
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:45:09 Reply

Spiders of any sort don't particularly scare me but for some strange reason maggots freak me out.


Sup?

BBS Signature
Ophelia-Titzoff
Ophelia-Titzoff
  • Member since: Oct. 29, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:45:47 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:44 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: If that was a big stuffed spider, I'd give it a bigggg hug.

And then proceed to scare my brother's girlfriend. :D:D:D

yay for person who gets ultra scared by bugs of any type. hehe

THAT isnt exactly a common beatle, Look at it. Look at its bloody eyes. Its teeny little eyes.

Zombified
Zombified
  • Member since: Jun. 11, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Gamer
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:46:12 Reply

You know, you should really warn us before you post shit like this. I almost shit my pants while looking at that.


BBS Signature
ShortMonkey
ShortMonkey
  • Member since: Apr. 1, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 32
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:46:32 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:45 PM, zrick wrote: Spiders of any sort don't particularly scare me but for some strange reason maggots freak me out.

Haha and they're like, the size of a spec of dirt?


BBS Signature
Fishdert
Fishdert
  • Member since: Sep. 16, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:47:12 Reply

I don't care about spiders as long as they aren't black widows or something like that (there are only a couple dangerous spiders to humans).


I wish common sense was more common.

sirtom93
sirtom93
  • Member since: Dec. 22, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 24
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:47:30 Reply

I hate spiders that can't walk properly, they piss me off.

RoyaleH3x
RoyaleH3x
  • Member since: Oct. 25, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:49:36 Reply

I dont really like spiders, I got bit by one last summer and I had a pus volcano on my leg and a high fever that lasted 2 days >.>

JadeTheAssassin
JadeTheAssassin
  • Member since: Apr. 5, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Artist
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:50:45 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:45 PM, Ophelia-Titzoff wrote:
THAT isnt exactly a common beatle, Look at it. Look at its bloody eyes. Its teeny little eyes.

This is what having size 9 men's and size 10 women's feet are for.

YOU DIE NOW! *squish*

Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}
A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

BBS Signature
sirtom93
sirtom93
  • Member since: Dec. 22, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 24
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:51:44 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:50 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 10/29/08 08:45 PM, Ophelia-Titzoff wrote:
THAT isnt exactly a common beatle, Look at it. Look at its bloody eyes. Its teeny little eyes.
This is what having size 9 men's and size 10 women's feet are for.

YOU DIE NOW! *squish*

I have a size 10 mens feet, although I think it's different...over...there...

ShortMonkey
ShortMonkey
  • Member since: Apr. 1, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 32
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:51:51 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:50 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: This is what having size 9 men's and size 10 women's feet are for.

YOU DIE NOW! *squish*

It's hard when they're on the ceiling... 5 feet above your head.


BBS Signature
mrforder
mrforder
  • Member since: Oct. 20, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:52:45 Reply

tehee!


I like badgers

BBS Signature
JadeTheAssassin
JadeTheAssassin
  • Member since: Apr. 5, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Artist
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:53:10 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:51 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:
At 10/29/08 08:50 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: This is what having size 9 men's and size 10 women's feet are for.

YOU DIE NOW! *squish*
It's hard when they're on the ceiling... 5 feet above your head.

That is what shoes, good aim, and being able to scurry really fast is for.


Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}
A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

BBS Signature
Ophelia-Titzoff
Ophelia-Titzoff
  • Member since: Oct. 29, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:53:26 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:50 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 10/29/08 08:45 PM, Ophelia-Titzoff wrote:
THAT isnt exactly a common beatle, Look at it. Look at its bloody eyes. Its teeny little eyes.
This is what having size 9 men's and size 10 women's feet are for.

YOU DIE NOW! *squish*

If you seriously just one night, Turned around and saw that looking back at you and felt no fear. Then you've got the biggest balls on this website.

I tip my hat to you ma'm.
sirtom93
sirtom93
  • Member since: Dec. 22, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 24
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:54:42 Reply


If you seriously just one night, Turned around and saw that looking back at you and felt no fear. Then you've got the biggest balls on this website.
I tip my hat to you ma'm.

I find this post both humorous and incorrect.

JadeTheAssassin
JadeTheAssassin
  • Member since: Apr. 5, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Artist
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:54:51 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:53 PM, Ophelia-Titzoff wrote:
If you seriously just one night, Turned around and saw that looking back at you and felt no fear. Then you've got the biggest balls on this website.
I tip my hat to you ma'm.

Like most people, I would get startled a bit. Then I'd go "ohhhhh boy, what a big 'un you are". Then probably exit the room looking for a cup/bucket big enough to put over it.


Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}
A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

BBS Signature
ShortMonkey
ShortMonkey
  • Member since: Apr. 1, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 32
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:55:11 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:53 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: That is what shoes, good aim, and being able to scurry really fast is for.

Well, if you have a good aim, and you hit but it doesn't kill it and starts going crazy, what do you do ar ou scurry off real fast?

At 10/29/08 08:53 PM, Ophelia-Titzoff wrote: If you seriously just one night, Turned around and saw that looking back at you and felt no fear. Then you've got the biggest balls on this website.

She doesn't have any balls... I think.


BBS Signature
Ophelia-Titzoff
Ophelia-Titzoff
  • Member since: Oct. 29, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:56:52 Reply

Here's a question, Giant hand spider meets Giant wasp. Who wins?

JadeTheAssassin
JadeTheAssassin
  • Member since: Apr. 5, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Artist
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:57:22 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:55 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:
At 10/29/08 08:53 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: That is what shoes, good aim, and being able to scurry really fast is for.
Well, if you have a good aim, and you hit but it doesn't kill it and starts going crazy, what do you do ar ou scurry off real fast?

Then I start yelling at it and then I might start looking for cover.

She doesn't have any balls... I think.

How do you know? :O


Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}
A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

BBS Signature
Zombified
Zombified
  • Member since: Jun. 11, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Gamer
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 20:58:04 Reply

At 10/29/08 08:56 PM, Ophelia-Titzoff wrote: Here's a question, Giant hand spider meets Giant wasp. Who wins?

Giant Spider would fuck it's shit up. I'd bet money on that too. That's how sure of it I am.


BBS Signature
Prinzy2
Prinzy2
  • Member since: Dec. 7, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Melancholy
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 21:00:40 Reply

Spiders are scary.
Someone hold me.


Sig by triplenoob

BBS Signature
NekoMika
NekoMika
  • Member since: Jul. 19, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 45
Musician
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 21:01:14 Reply

I actually don't care for spiders....
If it small then i set in it my old strawberry milk powder jar and toss it outside into the woods.
If it is big thne I stomp it with my size 15 foot...

all in all I don't like spiders unless they are stuffed animals i can hug

Request Reviews // #9 Reviewer // #3 Audio Reviewer

BBS Signature
Kunera
Kunera
  • Member since: Sep. 5, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 44
Gamer
Response to Damn Spiders! 2008-10-29 21:36:33 Reply

Goddamn.
I sure hate me some spiders.


Hey guys, you should totally check out my YouTube channel.
Also, dat Steam

BBS Signature