Forum Topic: My last name sucks ass

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MrDark01234

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At 10/28/08 11:34 PM, Somepurson wrote:
At 10/28/08 10:20 PM, MrDark01234 wrote:

Anyways, I hate my first name. Why did my parents give me that name when they KNEW everyone would call me "nacho"!?

>:(
So what IS your name?

As if it was hard to figure it out... It's Ignatius. Still, I guess it's better than "Iggy".


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hahaha.....it would be dick less


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I have a very common last name, Johnston. Not Johnson, not Johnstone. Although it seems that no matter how many times I tell people that they still get it wrong. I also get called the Rhinestone Cowgirl for some reason, I think it's because the word 'rhinestone' sounds remotely like 'Johnston'. My friends are dumbasses.

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My last name is "Frail".

Yeah.

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My complete name is Nicolas Ménard-Guy (Nee-koh-lah may-nar gee) that's how it's pronounced in French, I think it's alright. I never use the Guy because it's from my father and he's not the one who educated me (I see him 2 weekends per month since I'm 1 year old) and because some people think it sounds like gay. Ménard is cool, though sometimes some websites can't stand the "é" and substitute it by some weird shit like @Ç or sometimes copyright symbols XD. I don't like the ending "a" sound in my first name in French, but I like my first name in English and I like to be called Nick. My family call me Nico and some guys at school call me "The guy".


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At 10/28/08 10:02 PM, Kokojo wrote:
At 10/28/08 09:59 PM, deathharpist wrote: My last name sucks it's Schonberger and goddammit my moms last name is Adams. I have no chioce in good last names >:( So tell me about your crappy last names too so I may laugh at you.
My last name is Guay.
It sounds exactly like Gay.

Have fun, i heard them all.

Why don't you ask people to pronounce it "Gway"... It's still very correct either way.

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I like it. It's funny.


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Schonberger = Good Burger in german (well not really but hey).

You should be honoured that you share a name with such a quality film. ;)

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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i like my last name.....
its JENKINS.

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My name is un-insultable. It is bax, and my first name means either king, or dove in celtic depending how you see it.

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My last name is awful. It's College. Godammit it was so annoying everyone says how I should be in College and shit it's annoying.


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At 10/28/08 10:01 PM, Cryptowen wrote: When you say Schonberger with an accent, it sounds like the name of an intimidating European assassin from a Hollywood action film.

A good thing?

it's good.
"Agent Schonberger, your task: assassinate [enter name of famous/influential person here]"
*heavy german accent* "Consider him dead.


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At 1/10/09 06:26 AM, SuperHappyFace wrote: i like my last name.....
its JENKINS.

you were supposed to die in Halo 1! What are you doing here?


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mine is Soma

i like it. it's uncommon

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Not thatbad, I know a guy who's surname is Hoare (pronounced 'whore')

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Mines "Paton". But people insist on pronouncing it "patton". I mean, why?!?!?!? You can tell by the spelling its pronounced "pay-ton"!!!

GGGGrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaggh!!!

Btw I actually like my last name, It's just annoying when people mispronounce it. >=[

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Why does it matter about your last name? Just only tell people your first name!


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Meh I heard funnier its not that bad but like someone said you could legally change it when you become a certain age

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Mine is Waterfall :D.


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Taylor.

My last name is Taylor.

And there is nothing wrong with it. :3

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my last name is engle and that means angle in german,pretty ghetto eh?


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My last name is Jern, which is a different spelling for the swedish word for iron. I am Iron Man, minus the whole cripple thing.

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Wright.

You can't go wrong with it.


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my last name is carnmo and fuck, i can't even pronounce it

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I'm named after a color. My dad's family being jewish, my friends joke about how it was probably originally Greenstein.


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Are you kidding me? Schonberger is a best name! Way beastlier than Schiffner :(

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My first name is probally funnier than my sirname, but that's for you to decide :P
My first name is Stuart and my sirname Frost :D

That help??

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Boff. I've grew a liking to my name now. Tyla Boff... oyeh.

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At 10/28/08 10:59 PM, HolyTomato wrote:
At 10/28/08 09:59 PM, deathharpist wrote:
ive heard way worse last names...and what's wrong with adams?....schonberger isnt bad at all. You could have a last name like butts, or gaye....or testicle

are u like some online gay rapist? either that or ur a perv.


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