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Posted at: 10/28/08 11:07 PM

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At 10/28/08 09:59 PM, deathharpist wrote: My last name sucks it's Schonberger and goddammit my moms last name is Adams. I have no chioce in good last names >:( So tell me about your crappy last names too so I may laugh at you.

Rofl you got a gay last name, rofl.

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That's not a bad name. It could be better buy adding a cock in somwhere, but not bad. My last name is fucking awesome- Bissonnette. 3 double letters!


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and another thing, my P.E. teacher's name is Mr. Deathbed.
I swear to god, we all laughed our asses off when he introduced himself the first day.

20 min. detention for all.
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My last name is Story.. I think it is extremely badass.

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I have a three word last name ffs...

It means from the mountains...

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It means from the mountains...

brokeback mountain?

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made by Shaun

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At 10/28/08 09:59 PM, deathharpist wrote: My last name sucks it's Schonberger and goddammit my moms last name is Adams. I have no chioce in good last names >:( So tell me about your crappy last names too so I may laugh at you.

Is that a german name?

I also have a german last name starting with Sch...

It's a fucking bitch, other people can't pronounce SHIT

especially when they throw in letters that aren't even in the name, like a F or a G or something


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Nothing wrong with Castello!

oh hey.

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My last name is another name for an erect penis.

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Mine isn't too bad: Bittle.

Sounds exactly like it looks. "Little" with a B is what I tell the kids I teach.

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Mines Miller.

Like the Beer, Hotel, carpet company etc.

It's a very common name.


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At 10/28/08 11:32 PM, Brick-top wrote: Mines Miller.

Like the Beer, Hotel, carpet company etc.

It's a very common name.

Yeah, It's good cause I want to drink you up.

:3


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At 10/28/08 10:20 PM, MrDark01234 wrote:

Anyways, I hate my first name. Why did my parents give me that name when they KNEW everyone would call me "nacho"!?

>:(

So what IS your name?

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My last name is Reha.
It may not sounds bad now, but when I name my daughter Dia...

Oh will she need counseling

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At 10/28/08 11:34 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:
At 10/28/08 11:32 PM, Brick-top wrote: Mines Miller.

Like the Beer, Hotel, carpet company etc.

It's a very common name.
Yeah, It's good cause I want to drink you up.

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OMG I'm being stalked by skybolt!

Wait, is it stalking if I want it?


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At 10/28/08 11:38 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 10/28/08 11:34 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:
Yeah, It's good cause I want to drink you up.

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OMG I'm being stalked by skybolt!

Wait, is it stalking if I want it?

No, it isn't.

Bend over.

:3


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At 10/28/08 11:39 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: No, it isn't.

Bend over.

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Be gentle with me

Don't be gentle ;)

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At 10/28/08 11:41 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 10/28/08 11:39 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: No, it isn't.

Bend over.

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Be gentle with me

Don't be gentle ;)

Okay, I'll rape you until your stomach turns to liquid.

;3


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Mine's Moreno. It's not bad or anything. It just means "brown" in Spanish.

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At 10/28/08 11:42 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:
Don't be gentle ;)
Okay, I'll rape you until your stomach turns to liquid.

;3

It's not rape if I want it.


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At 10/28/08 11:43 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 10/28/08 11:42 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:
Don't be gentle ;)
Okay, I'll rape you until your stomach turns to liquid.

;3
It's not rape if I want it.

Oh shut up and drop your pants.

<3


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At 10/28/08 09:59 PM, deathharpist wrote: My last name sucks it's Schonberger and goddammit my moms last name is Adams. I have no chioce in good last names >:( So tell me about your crappy last names too so I may laugh at you.

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Today someone told me that my last name was awesome.

I don't really think that it's that special.

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At 10/28/08 09:59 PM, deathharpist wrote: So tell me about your crappy last names too so I may laugh at you.

...No.

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My last name is Gay. I'm not describing it, that's literally what it is.


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Mine's Balija. It's an ethnic slur against muslims in Bosnia.

I'm muslim, so it makes me 100x better than other bosnians.

It's like a jewish kid being named abraham kyke.

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Mine is twister, Its weird.....

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my maiden name was "Waybright"

back in the day, i got called "way-dumb" in school....
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