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[kev-nuu]

Hehe. Shame on you for coming here just because I was offering free sex. Now that you are here, I just want to brag off my new Flash site. It has some pretty little scripts, some chaos patterns. Nothing fancy, nothing half of you couldn't do, but it works and it has style.

http://www.ikast.net/users/toolgod

Back to work on my 'Zelda' Flash game. Crank in another 3 hours of code.

[Cerberust]

kevin go eat yer mom out, noone cares about your stupid little site its a peice of shit you know it hehehehehehehehehe kidding bro. i said earlier it looks nice.
i doubt anyone will come here under the guise that yer giving them free service, noone wants that from you kev, heheheheheheh. ok ill stop insulting you. :):):)

[kev-nuu]

Damn, you are being harsh today Mr. 'Ooh Kevin, check out my new side profile of Jagged. Ooh Ooh. KEVIN KEVIN.' You scream my name almost as loud as your mom does. Almost.

Hehe, got you back. Your Jagged looks cool BTW.

[Cerberust]

At 7/12/01 02:25 PM, ToolGod wrote: Damn, you are being harsh today Mr. 'Ooh Kevin, check out my new side profile of Jagged. Ooh Ooh. KEVIN KEVIN.' You scream my name almost as loud as your mom does. Almost.

Hehe, got you back. Your Jagged looks cool BTW.

now you know she couldnt scream because you gagged her and druged her beforehand, and im || this close to proving it youfucking asshole heheheheh

thanx for the jagged compliment I KNOW HE DOES!!! BEOTCH

hehe zeldas lookin good, hopefully youll have the attention span to finish it :P:P:P

[kev-nuu]

Hopefully you'll have the attention span to kiss my bald white ass. Oh yah, you didn't know that your mom liked to be gagged? She's into that kinky S&M stuff. Way too kinky for me. I'm sure you'd enjoy her much more.

When are you going to finish the rest of Cerberus? I can't wait to see it.

[thisisnotmike]

Will you have sex with me to make up for the lack of porn?

Your site looks pretty nice, but why make a "Get Flash" button in flash?

[Cerberust]

At 7/12/01 05:09 PM, ToolGod wrote: Hopefully you'll have the attention span to kiss my bald white ass. Oh yah, you didn't know that your mom liked to be gagged? She's into that kinky S&M stuff. Way too kinky for me. I'm sure you'd enjoy her much more.

itd take the strength of gods to kiss your bald white ass, try washing there once in a while.

im workin on it dude, sheesh i hope to submit it by the end of the summer hehehehehehe

[kev-nuu]

The reason for the Get Flash is just to promote the stupidity of the public. The whole site is about mocking stupid people.

Anyways, Cerberus. By the end of the summer? You might even have a girl before then. Wait, what am I saying, you can't get a girl. Mikey could spot one before you.

[Cerberust]

its odd you say that one of my best friends (a girl) just told me last night she really liked me, but ya your right, southern chicks go for that mullet (i sincerely appologize to all southern chicks for that ignorant comment)
mikeys an arizona pimp heheh
ya end of summer although i got alot done on my skater video today, maybe early august for that one.

[kev-nuu]

I got more of TX Mafia done. A girl told you she liked you and you didn't tell me? I'm hurt. These muffins are delicious. Oh yah, I'm suppose to bash you.

Your ass is so fat that you could fit all the attempted stick figure portal entries in it.

[Rob-D]

The site's not bad...

... but why the hell would you make a "Get Flash" button in Flash? I would think you should make it a little jpg at the bottom of the page or something.

[SabbathCat]

*lmoa*

He's got a point, you can't click the button to get flash if you don't have flash to view the button to be able to click it.

Ah well, think about an image or text link instead, or check out some of the java-script flash detection scripts there are knocking about, since you can re-direct people to an html version of the site ( if you have/want one) while they download the flash player.

Cheers

John

At 7/13/01 02:39 AM, Infested_Me wrote: The site's not bad...



... but why the hell would you make a "Get Flash" button in Flash? I would think you should make it a little jpg at the bottom of the page or something.

[kev-nuu]

Does everyone keep missing me stating that I purposefully put it there to show the stupidity of the common person? Come on people, read the rest of the posts. FLASH BUTTON IS THERE FOR MOCKING STUPID PEOPLE.

[Cerberust]

At 7/13/01 03:13 AM, ToolGod wrote: Does everyone keep missing me stating that I purposefully put it there to show the stupidity of the common person? Come on people, read the rest of the posts. FLASH BUTTON IS THERE FOR MOCKING STUPID PEOPLE.

riiiiiightt.........(i think you need to be on prozac kevin, calm down ssshhhh sshhh calm down its ok sh sh)

[kev-nuu]

I got your calm down right here! Someone look at my script stuff and give me a clue! I need some mad collab.

Just keep sucking my ass, Cerberus.

[Cerberust]

At 7/13/01 02:34 PM, ToolGod wrote: I got your calm down right here! Someone look at my script stuff and give me a clue! I need some mad collab.

Just keep sucking my ass, Cerberus.

i aint reading yer stupid script im a script retard. Your gonna have some major ass scrapes after on swipe of my barbed wire glove beotch, hehehe<<waits for some guy with a bat or a chain to step in and kick his ass>>

[kev-nuu]

I reached Level 10. Time to kick your ass!

[Cerberust]

At 7/14/01 02:04 AM, ToolGod wrote: I reached Level 10. Time to kick your ass!

riiiiiight my wire will cut you up boyeee

[kev-nuu]

I'm gone for about four days. In the mean time, check out the game I am working on. Oh yah, I didn't post up the version where you can walk by the fence, so deal.

http://www.ikast.net/users/toolgod/Zelda.html

[kev-nuu]

I returned again!! I wasn't gone four days. I swear, Cerberus and I keep this BBS up in the hishouse. Woop woop. Glad I could help you guys, if I did help at all.

[kev-nuu]

Hey, I want to have a serious post, but I'll save that for a new topic. I just want to see FREE PORN catch on fire. FIRE!

[Wormtail]

hey that site was cool tuuulgad :)

[kev-nuu]

Thanks a lot Wormtail. I need to work on it some, but I have been swamped in code and all. Sucky sucky.

[macdeth]

OK...

I'M CONFUSED!!!

[kev-nuu]

Don't be confused. Be happy! I have a terrible headache and am going to leave for a while.

[Cerberust]

At 7/24/01 03:19 PM, ToolGod wrote: Don't be confused. Be happy! I have a terrible headache and am going to leave for a while.

if you have a headache masterbation might help

[kev-nuu]

Right.

On a brighter note, I'm glad that people are regrouping in the Flash BBS. It's cool to see some variety again. Good luck to everyone and I'm always here to help on games or whatever you need. Just AIM me.

[Cerberust]

count me in, im with my flash bro kevin aka tool god and we hear to bring this place back to life ya heard ya know what i mean bro g funk slice dawgs we in tha house..............
heheheh welcome to flash bbs

[kev-nuu]

Hey, this is fucking three away from being FLAMING HOT! I've never had a post go flaming HOT! I really wish it had been my NOKU one and not this one. Noone seems to be wanting to hop on to this project. I'm sure they all will when they realize I actually have something ground breaking. I hope it is groundbreaking at least. *sigh*

[kev-nuu]

Hey, one more post away! Everyone be sure to check out these posts. They are some great codes I made to help everyone out.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=10916
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=10873
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=10853

There is also a long ass one called FUNCTIONS/CODE TWEENING. Quite a reader, but worth your time if you want to know some of the handy stuff.

Well, off I go to work on Noku some more. Tootles.