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Smokinggun64

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Posted at: 10/28/08 07:53 PM

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Well today I was laying in my room, feeling lonely and depressed. I started to get a hard on so i reached for my secret stash and puled out the series of nudie pics I got from the internet and rubbed one out. Later on as I browsed my collection, I started to feel guilty. It seemed to me that these pictures where the source of my loneliness and of my corruption. Almost without thinking, I opened my window and set my collection on the windowsill. I took my lighter and burned every last one (a collection of about 15-20 pics) down to a pile of ash. After I cleaned up the ashes I went downstairs, feeling sort of accomplished. But now I begin to realize that it might not of accomplished anything. What do you all think of this?

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At 10/28/08 07:53 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote: that's what she said!

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Posted at: 10/28/08 07:55 PM

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The porn lives on, In our minds and in our hearts.

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I think I'm considering sending you massive amounts of porn links through PMs.

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Well, at least you got the Internet for more porn.

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Posted at: 10/28/08 07:55 PM

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i think you need fresh air


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Posted at: 10/28/08 07:56 PM

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There are websites where you can get free porn that doesn't require downloading videos or printing off shit.

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ashes are hot too.

At 10/28/08 07:33 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: FUCK YES I'D SUCK MY OWN DICK.

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Posted at: 10/28/08 07:59 PM

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At 10/28/08 07:56 PM, Envy wrote: ashes are hot too.

but not for long.


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Posted at: 10/28/08 08:01 PM

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So after burning hot action of porn, you thought about newgrounds and the forum.

Lawl.


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Posted at: 10/28/08 08:03 PM

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Way to go, D00D!

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At 10/28/08 08:01 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: So after burning hot action of porn, you thought about newgrounds and the forum.

Lawl.

Yes, seems like an oxi-moron doesn't it?

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Posted at: 10/28/08 08:05 PM

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we're another part of the problem, get off the internet, get a new, porn-free, clear skin lifestyle and go out and score some chicks!

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Say lad, if you could blow yourself would you?... No? Well I would! It's clean, effecient and it's recycling


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Posted at: 10/28/08 08:07 PM

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If it makes you feel better. I stopped masturbating ever since I got a girlfriend. I don't know why but I would rather be with her than a magazine full of sexy naked woman. But I can't help myself when I am super horny.


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Posted at: 11/7/08 01:41 AM

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BEST idea of the century we have to purify the next generation! not corrupt it AL OF U PEOPLE TAKE AN EXAMPLE FRM THIS GUY! i used to be like him...until Jesus showed me the light....although i'm still working on reforming DAMN DEVIL KEEPS TEMPTING ME!

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Coolio for you.
Now you talk to girls....or guys if you roll that way.

Good luck then.

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At 10/28/08 07:55 PM, Craven-Dick wrote: The porn lives on, In our minds and in our hearts.

And don't forget the internet.

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At 10/28/08 07:56 PM, Tramps wrote: There are websites where you can get free porn that doesn't require downloading videos or printing off shit.

Porn sucks. Damn masturbation addictions! I was hooked for a whole year. Havent done since. Dont start kids!

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Posted at: 11/7/08 03:24 AM

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At 11/7/08 02:06 AM, thekingofmadness wrote:
At 10/28/08 07:56 PM, Tramps wrote: There are websites where you can get free porn that doesn't require downloading videos or printing off shit.
Porn sucks. Damn masturbation addictions! I was hooked for a whole year. Havent done since. Dont start kids!

Masturbation is fine and healthy. As long as you don't rub yourself with your semen after you're done or attempt to ejaculate in less than appropriate places, masturbation is A-OK.

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Posted at: 11/7/08 03:27 AM

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At 11/7/08 03:24 AM, Tramps wrote: Masturbation is fine and healthy. As long as you don't rub yourself with your semen after you're done or attempt to ejaculate in less than appropriate places, masturbation is A-OK.

Perfectly natural in growing up. Not only is i t part of exploration of one's self, but it's not bad to rub one out after a bad day, kinda makes everything alright for a while.

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El-Mistro

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Posted at: 11/7/08 03:31 AM

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I burned all my porn

What are you 80? nowdays people fap to online porn, so it would nearly impossible and extremely stupid to burn your comp. besides its not like fapping is bad or anything. its just a way of life for the average NG user. does anyone disagree?

People die every day. People live everyday. People also murder newborn babies...

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Posted at: 11/7/08 03:35 AM

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How dare you


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Posted at: 11/7/08 03:36 AM

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But alas, unknowingly you burned PHOENIX PORN.

It'll rebirth itself into 50 pics, each of better quality

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Posted at: 11/7/08 03:42 AM

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oh man your going to hate running on a full tank after a week.... gets all sweaty down there.

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Posted at: 11/7/08 03:44 AM

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At 11/7/08 03:42 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: oh man your going to hate running on a full tank after a week.... gets all sweaty down there.

after a few weeks, I would be careful next time you fap, the pressure will probably blast a hole through your wall.


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Posted at: 11/7/08 04:00 AM

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At 10/28/08 07:53 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote: that's what she said!

¡shat's sat whe thaid!

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I'd feel guilty if I caught me looking at male on shemale porn, too.


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meh should of given them to ur little cousin or bro

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