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Yeah, but I wouldn't swallow. That's fucking gay.

At 10/28/08 07:38 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:37 PM, Unimportant wrote: No, I would not.

Also, masturbating is NOT the same as sucking yourself off. After you're done masturbating, you don't have the taste of dick in your mouth.

But you have the smell of dick on your hands.

Because smelling it is far worse than tasting it.

nah, I rather get a blowjob from a chick than my own mouth. And I'm vegetarian, so no meat in my mouth.

At 10/28/08 07:42 PM, DJBrixX wrote: Well I would consider licking my pussy out. All good fun =)

I'll do that for ya hun ^_^

Probably would.

I don't really see me having my face all down in my vag hole... it's like kissing my ass goodbye before I die or something dumb like that.

I would fuck myself in a universe where im a hot women

At 10/28/08 07:43 PM, Envy wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:42 PM, DJBrixX wrote: Well I would consider licking my pussy out. All good fun =)

wrong, once you've tasted it you'd disagree with that statement, good day.

I'm assuming your girlfriend doesn't taste all too good?

I've tried to do it once but I barely managed to lick the very tip of it before crapping out. I think I'll try again tonight. And yes I will swallow. It's not gay if it's your own.

too dirty for me. thats just sick

At 10/28/08 07:48 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:43 PM, Envy wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:42 PM, DJBrixX wrote: Well I would consider licking my pussy out. All good fun =)

wrong, once you've tasted it you'd disagree with that statement, good day.

I'm assuming your girlfriend doesn't taste all too good?

lol its not bad. I'd rather just have a steak is what im saying.

At 10/28/08 07:50 PM, Envy wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:48 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:43 PM, Envy wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:42 PM, DJBrixX wrote: Well I would consider licking my pussy out. All good fun =)

wrong, once you've tasted it you'd disagree with that statement, good day.

I'm assuming your girlfriend doesn't taste all too good?

lol its not bad. I'd rather just have a steak is what im saying.

I see ^_^
I'd rather not, I don't eat meat. But let's not discuss that.
Also congrats with your 2000th posts soon :p

At 10/28/08 07:50 PM, Envy wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:48 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:43 PM, Envy wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:42 PM, DJBrixX wrote: Well I would consider licking my pussy out. All good fun =)

wrong, once you've tasted it you'd disagree with that statement, good day.

I'm assuming your girlfriend doesn't taste all too good?

lol its not bad. I'd rather just have a steak is what im saying.

Oh come on, it's really nice. Kinda smells like a fish though. But Mich is a vegeterian so it's a bit hard for him to do =(

Of course I would! It's clean, it's effecient and it's recycling!

At 10/28/08 07:38 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:37 PM, Unimportant wrote: No, I would not.

Also, masturbating is NOT the same as sucking yourself off. After you're done masturbating, you don't have the taste of dick in your mouth.

But you have the smell of dick on your hands.

That, good sir, isn't a problem if you wash your hands.

I was able to do it in the past, but it's not really any comfortable as you're in an extremely unpleasant position. It's really better to just use your hand, no risk of back and neck injury.

At 10/28/08 07:52 PM, DJBrixX wrote:

Oh come on, it's really nice. Kinda smells like a fish though. But Mich is a vegeterian so it's a bit hard for him to do =(

No it's not, I gladly make an exception for that ^_^

At 10/28/08 07:54 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:52 PM, DJBrixX wrote:

Oh come on, it's really nice. Kinda smells like a fish though. But Mich is a vegeterian so it's a bit hard for him to do =(

No it's not, I gladly make an exception for that ^_^

No shit.
*Changes question* How many guys here have had anything with anyone else?

But if I had my cock in my mouth how would I talk dirty to myself?

Everyone would, and saying you wouldn't do it just once is laughable.

If?

illegal text.

If I had a dick and if I could suck it, I would.

How else am I going to find out if my cum is nutritionally sustainable?

At 10/28/08 07:35 PM, Strength wrote: Fuck yes, you faggot.

I wouldn't do it for pleasure, but for entertainment and the experience. How many people are able to say they've sucked their own dicks? I mean, come on.

i guess its even more of an achievement if a girl could be able to eat her own pussy... i wonder if its possible ? i mean most girl are a lot more flexible then men

I don't think removing my lower rib cage is worth the ability suck my dick...what if I don't like what it tastes like!?

At 10/28/08 08:54 PM, Onizero wrote: I don't think removing my lower rib cage is worth the ability suck my dick...what if I don't like what it tastes like!?

but think of all the other applications for losing ribs...

eh, i dont have any right now.

At 10/28/08 07:33 PM, Zombified wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:30 PM, Grind29 wrote: My answer: NEVER WOULD I SUCK MY OWN DICK.

You touch your own dick don't you? Wouldn't it just be the same thing?

No, unless you taste your dick masturbating?

At 10/28/08 07:36 PM, Envy wrote:

At 10/28/08 07:33 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: FUCK YES I'D SUCK MY OWN DICK.

Quoted for great justice

Why thank you, kind sir.

My girlfriend once encouraged me to do it. I tried it, but I didn't really enjoy it.

Three pages in three hours about how eager you cunts are to suck a dick....

Your poor fathers.

jesus fucking christ

At 10/28/08 10:59 PM, Sanjay wrote:

At 10/28/08 10:52 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Three pages in three hours about how eager you cunts are to suck a dick....

Your poor fathers.

jesus fucking christ

That surprises you? O_o

Nope.