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Posted at: 10/28/08 06:43 PM
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I've got food poisoning and before i let it settle i need to make myself sick; sticking my fingers down my throat only work sometimes and all stores are closed so i can't buy ipecac.
Any suggestions?
Posted at: 10/28/08 06:44 PM
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Punch yourself in the cunt.
We all know you have one.
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Keep your fingers in your throat. No matter how much you gag. Keep them there.
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What? Why? Drink a lot of coffee. It'll make your body overheat and feel like shit. Awesome huh?
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Posted at: 10/28/08 06:45 PM
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First off, how did you get food poisoning?
eh.
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Syrup of ipecac.
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At 10/28/08 06:44 PM, ouchichi wrote: Keep your fingers in your throat. No matter how much you gag. Keep them there.
Even if shit miraculously crawls from my throat?
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You need to let yourself throw up naturally from food poisoning if your body doesn't do it for you then it wont work right.
However, if you absolutely must try then pour a whole bunch of salt into a small glass of water and drink it all very quickly.
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Eat some grass?
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Posted at: 10/28/08 06:46 PM
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Drink salty water.
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Posted at: 10/28/08 06:47 PM
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Glass of water, hell of a load of salt, drink, tastes nasty, barf, job done.
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usually vomiting isn't a problem with food poisoning
are you sure you've got it?
Posted at: 10/28/08 06:48 PM
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get someone to punch you in the stomach repeatedly until you vomit.
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At 10/28/08 06:44 PM, Adio wrote: Punch yourself in the cunt. We all know you have one.
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Posted at: 10/28/08 06:51 PM
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Make a ball out of your pubic hair and swallow it. If your not sick after that you deserve food poisoning.
Posted at: 10/28/08 06:52 PM
or you could drink loads of booze and smoke 3 cigars. loads of booze and 1-and-a-third cigars almost made me throw up on my birthday!
Posted at: 10/28/08 06:53 PM
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Swallow an alka-seltzer. Then swallow a pint of water.
I did this once by accident.
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Brave it out and keep the fingers in there, you will gag and tear up but keep them in, and surely after the first puke you will want it to end but no, delve into your throat and you will have that shit gone fast.
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Posted at: 10/28/08 06:54 PM
At 10/28/08 06:45 PM, Otto wrote: At 10/28/08 06:44 PM, ouchichi wrote: Keep your fingers in your throat. No matter how much you gag. Keep them there.Even if shit miraculously crawls from my throat?
ESPECIALLY if shit miraculously crawls from your throat!
Posted at: 10/28/08 06:55 PM
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Drink a bottle of bleach.
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Posted at: 10/28/08 06:56 PM
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stomach pump
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Posted at: 10/28/08 06:57 PM
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At 10/28/08 06:45 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Syrup of ipecac. /thread
Read the whole post next time
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Posted at: 10/28/08 06:59 PM
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Eat a lot of food and then punch yourself for a painful stomach ache
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Posted at: 10/28/08 07:02 PM
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Stick a toothbrush down there. But dont use it afterwards.
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Posted at: 10/28/08 07:31 PM
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Well then, I guess you have to keep trying the fingers, I'm afraid.
I thought this thread was "Do you make yourself sick" and I was going to talk about how I tend to feel ill after eating or drinking.
Posted at: 10/28/08 07:36 PM
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Smell dirty baby diapers.
That's making me gag just thinking about it.
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Posted at: 10/28/08 07:37 PM
At 10/28/08 07:36 PM, MoriChax wrote: Smell dirty baby diapers. That's making me hard just thinking about it.
That's making me hard just thinking about it.
C'mon, you were really asking for it!
Posted at: 10/28/08 07:38 PM
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How do you know that you have food poisoning even though you aren't sick yet?
Posted at: 10/28/08 07:39 PM
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At 10/28/08 06:47 PM, lazymonkey94 wrote: usually vomiting isn't a problem with food poisoning are you sure you've got it?
Usually vomiting IS the problem with food poisoning...
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Posted at: 10/28/08 07:41 PM
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Just try to touch the back of your tongue with your throat open.
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