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How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:35:48 Reply

It feels like someone took a dump in my mouth and got their buddy to spill his load inside it.

Conclusion : the 1980's sucked ass.

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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:36:33 Reply

God, it was so bad you forgot to pluralize nouns? Yikes!


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:37:01 Reply

Lol nice description. Really creates a nice image :S Try mixing it with chocolate and crisps in your mouth and see if it makes it anymore fun. :D


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:38:29 Reply

*felt.

No grammar nazis allowed.

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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:38:38 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:36 PM, Mishypie wrote: God, it was so bad you forgot to pluralize nouns? Yikes!

...yet there's no grammatical inaccuracies in his post.


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:40:05 Reply

1980's music was awesome and there is nothing you can do about it.


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:41:08 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:38 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
At 10/28/08 01:36 PM, Mishypie wrote: God, it was so bad you forgot to pluralize nouns? Yikes!
...yet there's no grammatical inaccuracies in his post.

I noticed that too..Looks like someone forgot how to read


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:41:19 Reply

I did more than 5 gum, it was fun ,yes
it sure was...


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:42:21 Reply

5 gum is just like strippers. It has sensual names, it's smells somewhat pleasant at first, but after a while it tastes like BO.


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:44:15 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:40 PM, solardave wrote: 1980's music was awesome and there is nothing you can do about it.

Nor do I wish to do anything about it. I have every Twisted Sister album made.

But the 80' still sucked. No good cars. All muscle car shit.


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:49:21 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:41 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:
At 10/28/08 01:38 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
At 10/28/08 01:36 PM, Mishypie wrote: God, it was so bad you forgot to pluralize nouns? Yikes!
...yet there's no grammatical inaccuracies in his post.
I noticed that too..Looks like someone forgot how to read

Topic title. Though I'm guessing that was down to character space, rather than idiocy.


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:51:17 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:40 PM, solardave wrote: 1980's music was awesome and there is nothing you can do about it.

some of it was (...and justice for all, number of the beast ect.), but some of it (namely rick astley, duran duran) was shit!

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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:52:04 Reply

I dunno, I had an explosive orgasm when I chewed 5 gum.


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:52:29 Reply

Do you want a hug?


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:53:41 Reply

*cries*

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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:53:46 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:52 PM, Mechabloby wrote: Do you want a hug?

I would love that, please.

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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:54:07 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:52 PM, MoriChax wrote: I dunno, I had an explosive orgasm when I chewed 5 gum.

That's funny because I just had an implosive orgasm right now!

My crotch hurts...

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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 13:56:46 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:49 PM, andhination wrote:
Topic title. Though I'm guessing that was down to character space, rather than idiocy.

Maybe this will clear it up.. "5 Gum" is a brand of gum. He does not mean chewing five pieces of gum, which I would argue as correct grammar anyway.

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 14:05:06 Reply

It hurts my jaw to do that.


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 14:07:32 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:51 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote:
At 10/28/08 01:40 PM, solardave wrote: 1980's music was awesome and there is nothing you can do about it.
some of it was (...and justice for all, number of the beast ect.), but some of it (namely rick astley, duran duran) was shit!

There is nothing wrong with Rick "the awesome" Astley. Duran Duran, meh.


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 14:08:12 Reply

I agree, man.

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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 14:13:35 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:35 PM, Strategize wrote: It feels like someone took a dump in my mouth and got their buddy to spill his load inside it.

Well you better go fix that.

Get your friends to take a dump in your mouth and your parents to shoot cum all over your face.


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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 14:34:57 Reply

At 10/28/08 01:35 PM, Strategize wrote: It feels like someone took a dump in my mouth and got their buddy to spill his load inside it.

You would know, I suppose? :P

Conclusion : the 1980's sucked ass.

I was born in them. :(

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Response to How it feels to chew 5 gum. 2008-10-28 14:37:09 Reply

I'd say facial bacterial vaginosis

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