Predict Tom's child's life.

[ZeroGravity]

So...Tom's having a kid.(more like April) Anyway. What will he/she do? Write something like what you think their profession will be, or what their first day of school will be like. I'll go first.

First day of school:

Teacher: So kids, what do your parents do for a living?
Bob: My daddy's a lawyer!
Jenny: My mommy's a doctor!
Tommy: Mine started a website called Newgrounds!
* kids stare in awe *

Maybe "Tommy" will do something great, like...make a site that lets people submit their own flash games and post on forums, complete with its own voting and ranking system.

Yeah. Go.

i hope this thread is succesful

[Gortag]

Hai giuz you know wat we shoiuld make a meme

[Cur1y]

He will finally finish Duke Nukem forever and it will be epic.

[Parigod]

When tom deems it time, he'll descend from the heavens and gather up all the true believers.

[Deathspam]

When he's 13 and old enough to have a Newgrounds account, he'll be totally hailed by the bbs when in truth he'll just be another 13 year old kid on Newgrounds.

[STEM]

I want to know when the NG store will include a full line of baby clothing, accessories, diapers, etc

[monkey]

And i can work along side him(even though ill be 30 when hes 18)

[ghostface619]

he/she will be a better dancer than tom

[ZeroGravity]

At 10/27/08 09:30 PM, STEM wrote: I want to know when the NG store will include a full line of baby clothing, accessories, diapers, etc

I patiently wait for that day.

[KillerCRS]

Extremely flash oriented I'd assume.

[Lost-Chances]

Ridicule, LOTS of ridicule.

[XxdeathpriestxX]

Hey, fulplet, gimme all your lunch money" said the bully.
Do you know newgrounds?" questioned tom.
Yeah, why?" asked the bully
My daddy made it" said tom with great pride
Tom fulp rides past the bully the next and says
Ban, motherfucker..."

[dkfan123]

i think he Tom will start him or her on flash really young then they'll be a really good flash artist

[Panzer-Wolf]

He'll probably be scarred for life when he's old enough to post here.

[the1stguy1]

He will be the subject of many.. many ... photoshop threads....

....horrible photoshop threads.......

[REDSPADES]

The worlds first real TANKMAN.

He shall be called "Sarge"

[Elder]

If they get a 360, and Tom catches his kid playing something OTHER than CastleCrashers, he'll probably go bezerk and throw the thing out the window. The baby will probably have an account by the age of five, with the userpicture of a baby. If anyone is mean to him......

:Ban, motherfucker.

[greensucksbluerules]

He gets crushed by a bus.

Twice.

[Aryk]

1. Inherits Newgrounds from Tom.
2. Tells friends he inherited Newgrounds from his dad.
3. They love him.
4. They beg to be admins.
5. He lets them.
6. Newgrounds dies.
7.Tom Jr. gets killed in a riot because he casued Newgrounds to shitdown.

The end.

[greensucksbluerules]

At 10/27/08 09:45 PM, ArykSB wrote: 7.Tom Jr. gets killed in a riot because he casued Newgrounds to shitdown.

Wow, what a typo.

[ZeroGravity]

At 10/27/08 09:47 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:45 PM, ArykSB wrote: 7.Tom Jr. gets killed in a riot because he casued Newgrounds to shitdown.

Wow, what a typo.

Sure it was a typo?

is a shitdown possible?

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Oh man, this thread is going to explode...

[solardave]

Tom's childs life will probably be normal except that he/she will know a lot more crazy people because of who his/her father knows and that they may get to go around the world, depending if Tom will take them to Tokyo and San Diego etc.

[4Doctodragon]

I he'll do something artistic.

[Hoeloe]

At 10/28/08 04:44 PM, zer0gravity1 wrote: is a shitdown possible?

I'm pretty sure it is. That was one hell of a typo.

EVERYONE, LETS SHITDOWN!

[GiantDouche]

It will be born with both sex organs and elephantitis, and his parents with both regularly rape him (at the same time) It'll fail out of school at preschool because it will compulsively eat other student's feces. After that it will pump out the excess from public port-a-potties with nothing but a torn up apron and 99 cent gloves. After it gets fired for eating the shit, it will probably kill itself.

[Emilerules97]

well...

I think its kinda weird that a father's only job is keeping up a website, so he might maybe make the best flashes ever or be something else random like beign a writer.

[Cerion]

I can imagine that he'll come to his first day of school wearing a penicorn shirt or bring a giant stuffed penicorn to show-and-tell.

[Ragnarokia]

S/he will be born.
S/he will die.
Thats the pathetic life we all live, and Tom's child shall be no exception.
Sos Tom.

[Randy74]

He will create a new and better site than Newgrounds.