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At 10/27/08 07:55 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

Roosevelt was shot in the chest just before a speech in Milwaukee.

He gave the full speech while bleeding.

And left the bullet in for the rest of his life.

Zombie Roosevelt '08.

The only reason it saved him was his speech paper or book in his jacket.

Well we were dumb enough to think it was gonna happen.

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i knew it all along, damn racist ::hides shotgun and beer and rebel flag:: damn rednecks

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Americans do have a long tradition of trying to kill their presidents, even before they become president. Teddy Roosevelt was shot while giving a campaigning speech, and kept delivering it while bleeding profusely.

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"Both individuals stated that they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt," Weaks said.

Why do southern gentlemen feel the need to make fashion statements when they assassinate?

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Them dudes be looking at they mom's turkey on Thanksgiving like 'The fuck is this bullshit?'

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At 10/27/08 08:36 PM, Kolohe wrote: Why do southern gentlemen feel the need to make fashion statements when they assassinate?

Looking good is essential when assassinating those in politics.

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At 10/27/08 05:19 PM, ixintro wrote:
At 10/27/08 05:18 PM, OmniPocket wrote: nobody would be trying to kill ron paul
Because nobody CARES about Ron Paul.

ZING!

They might if the news had given him fair attention.


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If you're going to make yourself into a historically infamous figure, you may as well look snazzy.

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It looks like the only person who will live is president is Baiden (spelling?)

1. Obama would get shot
2. McCain would die of a stroke
3. Palin would kill herself cuz she sucks so badly


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that kinda scared me a bit. those guys were gonna go on a cross country black guy killin spree!
*gulp*
Jesus what if they decided to come up to Michigan first?

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At 10/27/08 08:51 PM, CherinoGears wrote: that kinda scared me a bit. those guys were gonna go on a cross country black guy killin spree!
*gulp*
Jesus what if they decided to come up to Michigan first?

They wouldn't have made it, anyway, because they are dumber than bricks. They were caught before they even did anything...


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Are you kidding?

He's not even president, and people are trying to kill, he's going to have to be transported in a bullet proof bubble everywhere.

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At 10/27/08 05:12 PM, Rig wrote: And they would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those lousy kids!

Goddammit Rig, I was gonna say that. You with your audio and your smug attitude.


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Whoever our president is, he's gonna get assassinated.


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you should see how many Fidel's had on him

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Fucking police.

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That's terrible, and it's not even Election Day yet. At least he'll have constant protection, so that's a plus.

It's a shame, too. I support Obama and hope he wins presidency.


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At 10/27/08 05:30 PM, Imaku wrote: Sarah Pelland as president... *Shiver*
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Oh oh oh.

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Of course it has to continue the stereotype that people from the south are the most racist...

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At 10/27/08 09:12 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: http://www.break.com/index/redneck-woman -rails-on-obama.html

Found video of the people.

"I wanted Hillary Clinton for President. I voted for Hillary Clinton."

Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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Goddamit.... come on someone is going to do it eventually.... i hope....

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At 10/27/08 05:12 PM, xports wrote: Ah, don't worry. If he wins, it's gonna happen anyways.

You know, only good presidents get assassinated.

like JFK, abe lincoln, etc.

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Just wait for inauguration day.

It'll be that one's last day on Earth.

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This is made of so much win.

The men planned to wear white tuxedos and top hats during the assassination attempt, which would have involved driving as fast as they could toward Obama and shooting him from the windows of the car.

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At 10/27/08 09:12 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: http://www.break.com/index/redneck-woman -rails-on-obama.html

Found video of the people.

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Shooting people like them should be made a sport.

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At 10/27/08 10:51 PM, g0t wrote: which would have involved driving as fast as they could toward Obama and shooting him from the windows of the car.

I'm not sure if it's the expressions or how the car looks like it's about to tip over that makes me laugh.

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At 10/27/08 11:30 PM, 36Holla wrote:
At 10/27/08 10:51 PM, g0t wrote: which would have involved driving as fast as they could toward Obama and shooting him from the windows of the car.
I'm not sure if it's the expressions or how the car looks like it's about to tip over that makes me laugh.

Or the fact that I drew the entire car with the pencil tool.

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At 10/27/08 05:12 PM, ixintro wrote: Barack Obama Assassination Plots Foiled: 2.

And likely more to come unfortunately.

These guys freaking suck we need a real sniper for once.


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This is news? I hear rednecks and skinheads make hollow threats they couldn't actually carry out about killing Obama at school all the time. If you're going to assassinate a president you're not smart enough to do it if you're telling people about it.

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