My sister called me a geek today...

[ShortMonkey]

Today she said to me, "you're a geek! All you do is go on fricken Newgrounds all day!"

She found out my secret! Should I call the FBI?

[Mechabloby]

Call her a spunk dumpster.

[Obvious-M]

She hit the nail on the head! (Geek!)

[ShortMonkey]

At 10/27/08 09:07 AM, Obvious-M wrote: She hit the nail on the head! (Geek!)

Now if I was really a geek, would I post this on Newgrounds?

[Trambamboline]

Pfft, geeks suck.

Nerds are where it's at...

[Lazyfeet]

At 10/27/08 09:08 AM, ShortMonkey wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:07 AM, Obvious-M wrote: She hit the nail on the head! (Geek!)

Now if I was really a geek, would I post this on Newgrounds?

It does sound like a kindy of geeky thing to do.

[SymbolCymbal]

Geek: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake

[sirtom93]

She was accurate.

[Carmilla]

You should have said "Takes on to know one". OH SNAP!

[ShortMonkey]

At 10/27/08 09:16 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: Geek: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake

I'm not that geeky

[NeverHundred]

At 10/27/08 09:17 AM, ShortMonkey wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:16 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: Geek: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake

I'm not that geeky

Are you sure? ... don't lie to yourself. Putting ranks in self-delusion may seem like a good idea these days but sooner or later you'll have to come to terms with who you really are. And the sooner the better, once you accept yourself for what you really are than you can move on with your life.

[sirtom93]

At 10/27/08 09:17 AM, Carmilla wrote: You should have said "Takes on to know one". OH SNAP!

Takes "one" to know one even.

[WritersBlock]

At 10/27/08 09:17 AM, Carmilla wrote: You should have said "Takes on to know one". OH SNAP!

Nice. It's slightly above "I know you are, but what am I?" on the list.

[isuckandsoyou]

At 10/27/08 09:04 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: Should I call the FBI?

That's the American way to go.

[Play2jens]

They're layers!

Why won't anyone understand that we are just normal boys with a little technology obsession?

[sirtom93]

At 10/27/08 09:39 AM, WritersBlock wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:17 AM, Carmilla wrote: You should have said "Takes on to know one". OH SNAP!

Nice. It's slightly above "I know you are, but what am I?" on the list.

Far more intelligent come back.

[Tott]

that happens to me everyday, it doesn't bother me really.

[WritersBlock]

At 10/27/08 09:43 AM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:39 AM, WritersBlock wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:17 AM, Carmilla wrote: You should have said "Takes on to know one". OH SNAP!

Nice. It's slightly above "I know you are, but what am I?" on the list.

Far more intelligent come back.

This is where the child in me says something like "Your mom's a far more intelligent comeback". But then in a bizarre logic, it kind of makes sense.

[Puzzled]

next time tell her to keep her god darn mouth shut before you hit her with a crowbar

CAN I HAVE AN AMEN !

[Prekesh]

At 10/27/08 09:46 AM, WritersBlock wrote: This is where the child in me says something like "Your mom's a far more intelligent comeback". But then in a bizarre logic, it kind of makes sense.

it does. :P but i would think that no u is the best comeback ever. quick and simple.

[WritersBlock]

At 10/27/08 10:00 AM, Prekesh wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:46 AM, WritersBlock wrote: This is where the child in me says something like "Your mom's a far more intelligent comeback". But then in a bizarre logic, it kind of makes sense.

it does. :P but i would think that no u is the best comeback ever. quick and simple.

Yes. It should play out something like this:
Sister promises to play game of your choosing in the afternoon.
"OMG best sister ever!" You go into your room and make a macaroni picture of you and your sister holding hands.
You go to show it to her, but she has something to tell you..
"I'm not going to play with you anymore, I'm going to play with my friends"
"Can I play with your friends too?"
"No, you're a geek!"
"No, u!"
At this point you throw the macaroni picture at her and run to your bedroom, tears welling up in your eyes.
"Oh Christ, not again." she says.
Then your parents walk up to your sister with a look that says "now, what did you do to upset our child whom we cannot remember the name of?"
She protests with buts and becauses.
Then your parents give her a stern look that says "You're going to play with our son else you're grounded for ever."
Needless to say, your sister shrugs her shoulder and sighs. "Fine" (if it has to be that way...)
She goes into your room, with your parents standing over her shoulder and, after a sharp prod in the back of her head from your father, she mumbles "sorry", and all is well again. Rejoice! Happiness!

so much for "quick and simple...

[arcansi]

Call her a ball sack, it always works and everybody gets lulz in the end.

[sirtom93]

Far more intelligent come back.

This is where the child in me says something like "Your mom's a far more intelligent comeback". But then in a bizarre logic, it kind of makes sense.

Your mothers are far more intelligent cumshot !!!!

[arcansi]

At 10/27/08 09:08 AM, ShortMonkey wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:07 AM, Obvious-M wrote: She hit the nail on the head! (Geek!)

Now if I was really a geek, would I post this on Newgrounds?

My head hurts now...

[Carmilla]

At 10/27/08 09:39 AM, WritersBlock wrote: Nice. It's slightly above "I know you are, but what am I?" on the list.

"I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!"

We're awesome.

[MCWood666]

Why not just call her a whore and be done with it?

[WritersBlock]

At 10/27/08 10:42 AM, Carmilla wrote: "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!"

We're awesome.

Indeed. Now all NG users will be safe against whatever their sisters may say to them.

"Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me."

[remspoorman]

call her a slut because she's always on the cam

but your parent might not approve

[TailsPrower]

At 10/27/08 11:01 AM, remspoorman wrote: call her a slut because she's always on the cam

but your parent might not approve

Only if she's hot will the parents approve. Everyone knows that good parents fully supports the flaunting of carnally stimulating figures, especially the female portion. But effective comeback nonetheless. Doubly so if it's true lulz.

[OmniPocket]

you did open a thread with a picture of that kid from home alone though...

just bein' fair...