My school is retarded

[killaboy69]

Seriously on Friday i was watchin basketball then the ball gets stuck in the hoop. Me and my mates are all laughing and some of them go onto the the court to help out. Then the fucking Duty supervisor that looks like a 50 year old real life barbie says "right all you boys to the principals now!". Now i at my school every rule is stupid but this is worse than having to change at school in the morning for sport. You MUST wear your runners to go on the basketball courts otherwise you get lunch detention. this was only like my 3rd offense but no I get sent to the bloody principals. now Everymorning from 7:30 till 9:00 i got detention. All for going on some fucking green concrete.

TL;DR I got detention for going on the basketball courts.

Anyway discuss some stupid rules you have at your school.

[Tramps]

Ties have to be done up with top buttons at all times, meaning the uniform has to be immaculate. No one is allowed to wear any sort of jewellery or make-up. If you get muddy for any reason, you're put in isolation.

Basically, just sit still and you don't get in trouble.

[CountDuke1]

School uniforms?

[killaboy69]

At 10/27/08 06:29 AM, Tramps wrote: Ties have to be done up with top buttons at all times, meaning the uniform has to be immaculate. No one is allowed to wear any sort of jewellery or make-up. If you get muddy for any reason, you're put in isolation.

Basically, just sit still and you don't get in trouble

Same here except girls are aloud their own earings that is all. And Our thick as Blazers must be worn at all times even when it gets to 32 degrees Celcius

[SymbolCymbal]

school is a bitch ... college is more fun... after college is even more fun..

yeah but at least you dont get yelled at about how jesus died for your sins like the way they did to me in catholic school.

[nsc007]

Hold on a sec *gets planner*. No cellphones to be visible within the school building. No music players to be used outside the cafeteria. No laser pointers, unless being used for science, and then only class II(aka dollar store lasers). You ARE allowed to smoke, as long as you are on the public sidewalk.

[Asalraalaikum]

My school sucks even more.

[doberman7]

I seriously swear everyone on newgrounds hates school.

[Tramps]

At 10/27/08 06:42 AM, doberman7 wrote: I seriously swear everyone on newgrounds hates school.

Every child in the world.

[monkey]

At 10/27/08 06:31 AM, CountDuke1 wrote: School uniforms?

i used to have them at my old school, it sucked, they where itchy too! (iam not mad at you)

[Magnester]

Lol i got school uniforms at my school too. I once got detention because i have a motorola cellphone and it beeped the low battery tone.

[psycho-squirrel]

I go to college, we dont have strict rules. You pay for the classes so they dont give you strict rules.

[sirtom93]

I always find it humorous when the ball gets stuck in the hoop.

[Iamjohn]

So if your school is a retarded one, you go to a school for retards?

[LOLZILLA]

I love school.

[solardave]

When I think about my school wasn't really that bad.

[sirtom93]

At 10/27/08 09:15 AM, Iamjohn wrote: So if your school is a retarded one, you go to a school for retards?

In all seriousness, an inanimate object can't be retarded.

[Tramps]

At 10/27/08 09:25 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: I love school.

You'll like what I tell you to like. >:(

[sirtom93]

At 10/27/08 09:32 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:25 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: I love school.

You'll like what I tell you to like. >:(

Less of that please.

[TR00PER]

Im getting my paintball gun ready and gonna shoot up two schools I really fucking hated

[chainsawmurderer53]

At 10/27/08 06:29 AM, Tramps wrote: Ties have to be done up with top buttons at all times, meaning the uniform has to be immaculate. No one is allowed to wear any sort of jewellery or make-up. If you get muddy for any reason, you're put in isolation.

At my school, all socks have to be black, hair that touches your coller must be tied back, ties the backs of ties must be hidden behind the coller, ties must be done up to the most they can, top button must be done up at all. times, unless it is hot but only if the head teacher undoes his button.

It's hard not to get in trouble.

[sirtom93]

At 10/27/08 09:55 AM, TR00PER wrote: Im getting my paintball gun ready and gonna shoot up two schools I really fucking hated

Paint will hurt them much.

[NeverHundred]

As I recall... my school didn't have any rules like that. If it did I probably would have just skipped out, spent my time in the library were I might have actually learned something. Actually I did do that a few times.

Skipping school to hang out at the library, how cool is that?!

[eminem95]

u cant spell sex but i agre ewith u

[sirtom93]

At 10/27/08 10:01 AM, eminem95 wrote: u cant spell sex but i agre ewith u

You can't spell most words.

[intosmithereens]

This isn't my school but the school a few streets away from ours, year sevens HAVE to wear a clip-on tie. One person got an after school detention for not wearing one.

In our school, there's an upper school and a lower school and when I was in lower school, my mate had fitness club in upper school and on his way back to lower school some guy would stop him and if he said he's year 8 he said "Ha, that's what they all say"

Basically, unless you have a lesson in upper school you're not allowed there and vice versa.

[Cyberdevil]

My school used to be pretty much lawless.
It was fun. :P