...or someone you know has been in
My school is relatively tame so the deepest shit anyone ever got into was right before one school play we had. There was this one kid who was that kid who has EVERY disease imaginable and two chicks were mocking him. One girl, who was kind of a slut, said he smelt like shit and grabbed some air freshener and grabbed him. She sprayed it in his face.
Now that isnt too bad, except the kid had really bad asthma. So after this, the kid started wheezing and passes out. He is out and almost stopped breathing. The chick was expelled.
Yeah a shitty story I know, but go ahead and tell everyone your stories
went to the precint for possession of weed
it was pretty freaky...
For me, the deepest shit I've been in was in 5th grade for cursing on the bus and getting office detention for 1 day. Otherwise, I'm always a good boy ^_______^
For other people, my middle school principal turned out to be a meth dealer. BEST. DAY. EVER. when he got arrested.
hi
Got 3 days out of school and 7 days in school for the most ridiculous reason...
I told my English teacher to go to meatspin.com , and she actually did. She assumed it was going to be "Bologna spinning on a record" (actual words) and went to the site. God was she dumb.
In 3rd grade I talked about bombs... oh shit the little kid is talking about BOMBS which have been all oer THE NEWS let's talk to his parents and make a BIG DEAL out of it.
Yes that was after 9/11.
Nothing here anymore.
um I've gotten kicked out of class a few times for being too disruptive, but that's about it. Ive never really had the opportunity to cause real trouble before though.
Lemonsourkid made me somefin
My friend threw a rock at a goth girl at my school and her head was severly bleeding he got a 3 week suspension XD
Like metal like brawn we overkill those threads....
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One time, me my friends were on a road trip, we were like, doing 75kph, then we hit a guy, it was dark and our headlights were weak and there were no light posts. We stopped the car after we hit the guy, but we didn't come out of the car, we just sat there looking like frozen shit, then we decided to just leave the guy there.
I cannot believe the gods are playing dice with the universe.
spat of the top of the stairs and hit a teacher then i ran and got a lunch detention for the being on the top floor and a after school forspitting on her head.
THE NO HAND TO HAND COMBAT COLLAB
IF I DONT REPLY ON IT IM NOT GONE IM ON NEWGROUNDS EVERYDAY JUST FORGET TO CHECK UP ON IT >:D
A kid on our school's starting varsity in basketball was pulled out of class by the coach because the police had called and said that he was going to juvey for drugs.
That story blew my mind when I heard it.
Prick your finger, it is done. The moon has now eclipsed the sun.
The angel has spread it's wings. The time has come for bitter things.
I pantsed a kid in P.E.
I got 3 days OSS cause he wasn't wearing underwear
At 10/26/08 10:36 PM, pothead123 wrote: I pantsed a kid in P.E.
I got 3 days OSS cause he wasn't wearing underwear
Holy shit what a freak.
I was out rolling houses and a cop saw me, I made it into the woods before he got to me.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
At 10/26/08 10:29 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: For other people, my middle school principal turned out to be a meth dealer. BEST. DAY. EVER. when he got arrested.
hi
I got suspended twice last year, once for kicking a kid with a kick me sign on his back.
At 10/26/08 10:26 PM, Puzzled wrote: went to the precint for possession of weed
it was pretty freaky...
Scary as hell. I would just say i was carrying it for some guy who had to abruptly move to Spain and tell them i was on my way to disgarding it.
I fucking hate euphemism.
Uhhh, back in 6th grade there was this girl Noe Crabtree who developed very early and holy shit she had big titties. Anyway we got caught "exploring", more specifically she asked me to spank her with her panties off. Then Mr. Marcus (a 6'6" giant of a black man all of probably 300 pounds of pure non-flabby bulk) comes around the corner and yells WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING MISTER!!!
it went down hill rapidly from there.
I've never gotten caught committing a crime but here is my bad stuff list:
-smoking/possessing/selling marijuana
-stealing (nothing over 20 dollars)
-cut class(lunch only) in junior high
-screamed in the school intercom
-did a kickflip off a desk in math(landed it :])when the teacher was tutoring someone and I told her that I fell off my seat onto my board
-sold some porn pics to some chumps in 4th grade
-broke a window of a restaurant and ran away(huge window at least 800 dollars worth)
-accidentally brought a huge switch blade onto the plane
-found some ecstacy in a bag(6 tablets) and sold for 80 dollars to some desperate retard.
this isn't bad and I have A's and B's in school and i'm only 15.
So yeah one day in middle school a guy pulled his knife out on the bus and threatened a retarded girl with it then..there was a school wide locker search and my friend had..drugs..weapons..booze and porn in his locker..and he tried to stash it in mine
At 10/27/08 12:13 AM, thebogmonster wrote: So yeah one day in middle school a guy pulled his knife out on the bus and threatened a retarded girl with it then..there was a school wide locker search and my friend had..drugs..weapons..booze and porn in his locker..and he tried to stash it in mine
why porn and weapons?
At 10/27/08 12:10 AM, 0-D wrote: lots of stuff,to much to quote
holy fucking shit O-D! damn i never expected that from you :O
me...IM A PERFECT WITTLE ANGEL TEEHEE
i brought a gun to school....
for a project...
but my math teacher didn't know that.
I watched a kid OD in class
and then the kids who sold him the drugs get arrested and expelled
all in all an interesting day
~And ceiling cat sayd can i haz lyte? and lyte waz. and it waz gud.~ Genesis 1 - Lolcat bible
I punched some kid in the stomach once
Oh man I've had so many times I've gotten in severe shit, but only two times have been the most.
First time was when I got shitfaced off 30 oz. of disaronno... straight. I won't get into details on that.
Second time was when I spraypainted some stuff with a friend.... won't get into details on that either.
When I had a crush on a girl, I accidently got laid with her sister. Fortunately, the crush was one-way anyways so I didn't loose much, but it was a pretty weird situation the day after.
You shouldn't believe that you have the right of free thinking, it's a threat to our democracy.
Med all respekt för alla rika svin jag känner - ni blir aldrig mina vänner.
When I was in 4th, 5th grade, or so, I wrote my name on the playground with a pen. I wrote it on the wood with a fairly weak marker. I came to class later, to find out my teacher wanted to talk with me. Shortly afterwards, I got a "Citation". I was in shambles, needless to say.
Arrested for vandalism; I had to write like 50 apology letters, pay $200 in fines, and 5 hours of community service.
At 10/26/08 10:34 PM, Kingofwars12 wrote: My friend threw a rock at a goth girl at my school and her head was severly bleeding he got a 3 week suspension XD
is your friend named jermey collish? this happened once at my school.
i got in trouble when my parents found my stash. (a pound of weed, 5 40oz. and a mini keg) i got grounded for 2 months
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