I am going to die!

[Kwarantyne]

Alrighty...

I was bored, so a got Revolution Number Nine and shoved it into Audacity. I reversed thee song and listened to it. Afterwards, the phone rang, and a little girl whispered "Seven days".

I don't know what to do!

[Roni123]

It's not a prank call.

[OddlyPoetic]

Call and her back and ask her what type of abortion she's getting

[Szayel]

Call her back and ask for a date.

[Gortag]

An hero.

two day ban

[JoelB]

if you have a little sister, that would explain it all....
otherwise......thats life

[Serbian-terrorist]

So... who was phone?

Had to be done

[Jolly]

It's just the popular girls picking on nerds.

[sirtom93]

ahaha, yes, rather...

[g12man12]

Why not die now? Don't prolong the agony!

[solardave]

We are all going to die.

[Boxxy]

You have 7 days to live, I'm sorry.

[NUBANATOR]

sucks ur gonna die a virgin

[Convictim]

At 10/26/08 01:11 PM, NUBANATOR wrote: sucks ur gonna die a virgin

You can't die a virgin,life fucks us over like we are his bitch many times.

[firetail]

Tell us what happens in seven days if your still there.

[simon]

We're all going to die, seriously.

[Puzzled]

ask her if you can fuck her before she kills you

[MrSaint]

If you got seven days to go, then to something impossible, something fun and cool, which would make you really happy.

Or just say: "Fuck it, just another prank call"

[andy70707]

DAMN YOU! Made me waste 79p on iTunes, but seriously, it is freaky! (especially the "satan, look at me" bit, and after") And I havent got any little girl ring me yet.

[HydraliskElite]

"You're all going to die down here."

[Kittee83M]

Awww, so sorry to hear that.... Think of all the things you missed out on..... Sex, Heartbreak, Poverty, the World dying..... Yeah.....

[Kwarantyne]

I tried calling the little girl back and actually got a response from her. We talked for a bit, turns out I'll die, but she's funny, she has a sharp wit, and she's twelve-years old with a sick fetish for death and killing. I asked her out.
We go out to eat tonight.
What should I wear?

[brynop]

i agree

[MonkeyV]

At 10/26/08 02:02 PM, platypuspwn wrote: hey dumb ass goto prankdialer.com ITS A PRANK CALL

There is ALWAYS someone to ruin the thread!
Why haven't they added this to the rules of the internet yet?

[Kwarantyne]

Okay, her name's Samara Morgan. Yes, she's twelve, but she's very mature for her age. We went to dinner at Mori, this awesome Japanese restaurant where they cook in front of you. We told jokes and laughed, recounted on our experiences (most of hers kinda killed the moment. She's had a tough childhood with some pretty cruel parents). She's not such a big fan of horses, though.

We went back to her place and she wanted to show me some home movies (she is an amazing director! You should see the CG work). So we watched a few tapes, cuddled up, one thing led to another, and I woke up not five minutes ago.

Guys, I forgot protection. I think I just knocked up a twelve-year old.

[thebogmonster]

At 10/26/08 12:56 PM, Kwarantyne wrote: Alrighty...

I was bored, so a got Revolution Number Nine and shoved it into Audacity. I reversed thee song and listened to it. Afterwards, the phone rang, and a little girl whispered "Seven days".

I don't know what to do!

It's easy do *69 if she picks up comment about her body until and tell her when she comes and visits you'll be naked just for her

[thebogmonster]

Guys, I forgot protection. I think I just knocked up a twelve-year old.

Pictures or it didn't happen

[Rozner]

I'm going to die too. Hopefully when I'm old.

[Chey-Girl]

At 10/26/08 12:56 PM, Kwarantyne wrote: Alrighty...

I was bored, so a got Revolution Number Nine and shoved it into Audacity. I reversed thee song and listened to it. Afterwards, the phone rang, and a little girl whispered "Seven days".

I don't know what to do!

Wow Your going two Die that sucks

[Yacazuma]

At 10/26/08 11:53 PM, Kwarantyne wrote: Guys, I forgot protection. I think I just knocked up a twelve-year old.

Marry her, and stay with her for the rest of your short life.