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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 13:58:15

I feel like you should stop being a whiney bitch. At least your mother cares about you. She might be a bit over protective but jesus, grow up.


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 13:58:54

At 10/26/08 01:56 PM, cHunter wrote:
At 10/26/08 01:54 PM, Fleek wrote: hit her with a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He can't even drive yet. He's 13.

He can use the toy cars along with the rattles that he's throwing out of the pram right now.


This looks squint.

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 13:59:25

At 10/26/08 01:58 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: He can use the toy cars along with the rattles that he's throwing out of the pram right now.

lol pwned


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:03:54

Quit your bitching and get something to do.

Besides, don´t call your mom that way, she surely made an enourmous effort to bring you to this world, you sure have a good education and a computer, which means that you live in a house and have electricity, and if you have a computer you might as well have all the other needed sevices. She made a huge effort, so quit whining.


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:07:33

Besides, don´t call your mom that way, she surely made an enourmous effort to bring you to this world, you sure have a good education and a computer, which means that you live in a house and have electricity, and if you have a computer you might as well have all the other needed sevices. She made a huge effort, so quit whining.

I dont Think Doing it In The Bed With a Man Is'nt a Enourmous Effort.


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:10:12

My mom is a bitch sometimes , too , ya know , so don't think that you're the only one with a shitty mom , cause you're not!


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:12:37

At 10/26/08 02:10 PM, Vinny99 wrote: My mom is a bitch sometimes , too , ya know , so don't think that you're the only one with a shitty mom , cause you're not!

I hate ungrateful kids so much.

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:13:17

Yeah she's totally being irrational, what could possibly go wrong with two 13 year olds with no adult supervision in a Condo?

Tough shit kid.


rawr

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:13:49

Why don't you just sneak over?


While reading this sentence you realize that 2 people die and 4 babies are born every second. Is it a time to weep, or celebrate?

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:15:24

At 10/26/08 12:58 PM, BenW1996 wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:57 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: I'm nice, usually...but for you ben...

SHUT THE FUCK UP! what kind of ungrateful wretch are you?
Oh really? GRATEFUL?! I have EVERY FUCKING reason in the world to be pissed off. When i was a kid she used to come home at like 5 in the morning drunk and smelling like a moron. DOES THIS MEAN IM UNGRATEFUL?!

She just wants to prevent you'll be like her. I think she loves you, you should respect her. When you get older you'll figure out that she does the right thing. Just calm down now.

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:16:43

Go cry about it somewhere else. You should just do what she says, before she get's extremely angry, and does something she'll regret at the end.

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:18:03

Parents are pussys these day there so scared of everything there children commiting sucide buying them depressants, and other wealthy things

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:18:19

At 10/26/08 12:56 PM, life wrote: ya totally fuking suks but wut ru u gunna do ya kno? just the other day i called my mom a bitch ass ho cuz she didn't buy me halo 3, i mean what the fuck. I'M 13 YRS OLD! god!! she ground me from my xbox 360 for the whole weekend!! parents R R TARDED i say we just run away...............

ye i no wat ur talkin about... my stupid bastard bitch mom wont let me get gta 4 i mean srrsly im 13 yrs old!!!! i meen its stupid i hate them i wish she wud die in a fire lol!!! god i rely want to kil her rite now shes just retarded i h8 her


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:25:46

Another one of million users complaining about his parents

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:27:51

At 10/26/08 12:58 PM, BenW1996 wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:57 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: I'm nice, usually...but for you ben...

SHUT THE FUCK UP! what kind of ungrateful wretch are you?
Oh really? GRATEFUL?! I have EVERY FUCKING reason in the world to be pissed off. When i was a kid she used to come home at like 5 in the morning drunk and smelling like a moron. DOES THIS MEAN IM UNGRATEFUL?!

First of all you need to realize that the only people here the are going to agree with you are other prepubescent FUCKING 13 YEAR OLDS!!!!!. Ahem...anyway you still are a kid, your 13 not 21 and you mother is a grown women she can to as she pleases. Do you live in a house? Do you have clothes? Do you eat on a regular basis? I'm going to assume that you do because apperently you have an internet connection and a computer to annoy us with.

Also in the future if you feeling like ranting for no reason anymore, use your blog because we don't care.


rawr

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:30:23

keep complaining, she'll give your way eventually

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 14:36:17

At 10/26/08 02:27 PM, SHIT-TANK wrote:

Do you live in a house? Do you have clothes? Do you eat on a regular basis? I'm going to assume that you do because apperently you have an internet connection and a computer to annoy us with.

Do you love your mom because of the things she gives you???The food she makes for you???
It's all about the love she shows....

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:13:56

How can she not trust you to go round your friends? It's not like your a misbehaving kid or anything maybe you should kick the shit out of her, that'll show her how mature you are.

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:19:42

why does she think you'll jump out a window...?


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:28:38

At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, BenW1996 wrote: A bunch of stupid shit with no proper punctuation.

Stop being a whiny little bitch and grow the fuck up. You're thirteen years old, you can't make your own decisions yet, maybe if you acted like you were responsible enough she would lighten up and let you do more. You must be fucking retarded if she thinks your going to fall out of a window. She obviously has a reason to think that way. It's not the end of the fucking world.


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:33:18

At 10/26/08 12:56 PM, life wrote: ya totally fuking suks but wut ru u gunna do ya kno? just the other day i called my mom a bitch ass ho cuz she didn't buy me halo 3, i mean what the fuck. I'M 13 YRS OLD! god!! she ground me from my xbox 360 for the whole weekend!! parents R R TARDED i say we just run away...............

dood tht sux lol. if u run away, i wud go with u 2. I MEAN 4 CRYIN OUT LOUD THA BIUTCH CANCLED MY WORLD OF WORCRAFT ACCOUNT WAT THE FUCK!!!1!!!!

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:36:26

1996?

Bullshit you're 12.


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:37:27

Fucking spoiled brat. Get a life looser.

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:37:46

At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, BenW1996 wrote: WE ARE 13 YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKES!

Exactly.


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:39:07

Try this

I'm dead serious too.

Talk to your Mom about masturbation. In general. Discuss what you like about it and what you wish could be better. Just bring it up. It will make her so uncomfortable that she wouldn't want to see or talk to you for a while. In a good way. Because she will be realizing that you are growing up.

Mother don't want to hear about their sons jerken it because then they feel like they've missed the opportunity to talk about sex with them.

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:39:28

At 10/26/08 01:56 PM, cHunter wrote:
At 10/26/08 01:54 PM, Fleek wrote: hit her with a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He can't even drive yet. He's 13.

Nah, he could drive.

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:39:58

At 10/26/08 12:58 PM, BenW1996 wrote:
Oh really? GRATEFUL?! I have EVERY FUCKING reason in the world to be pissed off. When i was a kid she used to come home at like 5 in the morning drunk and smelling like a moron. DOES THIS MEAN IM UNGRATEFUL?!

What does moron smell like? Right you ould always quit bitching, be a man and walk to that condo.

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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:41:24

At 10/26/08 04:37 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, BenW1996 wrote: WE ARE 13 YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKES!
Exactly.

It's not age that makes people responsible.
It's maturity.

OP is probably 11.
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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:42:43

At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, BenW1996 wrote: WE ARE 13 YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKES!

you sure are.


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Response to My Fucking Retarded Mom 2008-10-26 16:43:54

you should kill her and feed her to pigs