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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsARGH!! My FUCKING RETARDED SHIT EATING MOM wont even let me to go to my friends condo who i wont even see for the whole of november. And during december we'll be busy like shit. WTF IS WRONG WITH MY MOM?! I mean, she's so paranoid she says that we'll jump out of the window. WTF!!! WE ARE 13 YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKES! So ng, what do u think i shld do? I really feel like kicking the shit outta her.
Hank rocks!!!!
Definetly. Shes so fucking paranoid she even says we'll be kidnapped and thrown outta the window or something. I mean come on!!!!! Fucking bitch.
Hank rocks!!!!
At 10/26/08 12:55 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Cry more, that'll help.
Yeah. And run amok too.
I cannot believe the gods are playing dice with the universe.
There's clearly something you're leaving out. No parent would impose their fear of heights on their children or be THAT paranoid. You're not giving us the whole story.
your 13, go suck your thumb, and then go "semi-naked woman watching"
thats what you 13 year olds do, right?
ya totally fuking suks but wut ru u gunna do ya kno? just the other day i called my mom a bitch ass ho cuz she didn't buy me halo 3, i mean what the fuck. I'M 13 YRS OLD! god!! she ground me from my xbox 360 for the whole weekend!! parents R R TARDED i say we just run away...............
I'm your average Afro-American fetus. For example: I enjoy basketball, I'm rather good when I play too, but I'm much too busy scratching my horrific cracked skin these days.
I'm nice, usually...but for you ben...
SHUT THE FUCK UP! what kind of ungrateful wretch are you?
Render Unto Caesar
At 10/26/08 12:57 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: I'm nice, usually...but for you ben...
SHUT THE FUCK UP! what kind of ungrateful wretch are you?
Oh really? GRATEFUL?! I have EVERY FUCKING reason in the world to be pissed off. When i was a kid she used to come home at like 5 in the morning drunk and smelling like a moron. DOES THIS MEAN IM UNGRATEFUL?!
Hank rocks!!!!
At 10/26/08 12:58 PM, BenW1996 wrote:At 10/26/08 12:57 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: I'm nice, usually...but for you ben...Oh really? GRATEFUL?! I have EVERY FUCKING reason in the world to be pissed off. When i was a kid she used to come home at like 5 in the morning drunk and smelling like a moron. DOES THIS MEAN IM UNGRATEFUL?!
SHUT THE FUCK UP! what kind of ungrateful wretch are you?
Smelling like a moron? huh? what?
yeah, i under stand your frustrated, but your still be being an ungrateful, disrespectful cunt for the tone your taking. and your still a kid sporto. that much is very obivious.
and she Never drank, you would't be here right now.
Render Unto Caesar
At 10/26/08 12:56 PM, life wrote: ya totally fuking suks but wut ru u gunna do ya kno? just the other day i called my mom a bitch ass ho cuz she didn't buy me halo 3, i mean what the fuck. I'M 13 YRS OLD! god!! she ground me from my xbox 360 for the whole weekend!! parents R R TARDED i say we just run away...............
This is the light in the dark thread.
You could stop being such a little bitch, that tends to make parents respect you more...
8^(|
o amn im 13 FUCKING YEARS OLD AS WEL and my fagot mum wnt let me get a nu phon evn though ths one is lyk a mnth old!11 fukin biach!
OK then, let's go back in time and kill your mom.
Then you wouldn't be alive. Maybe that's a good thing.
At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, BenW1996 wrote: ARGH!! My FUCKING RETARDED SHIT EATING MOM wont even let me to go to my friends condo who i wont even see for the whole of november. And during december we'll be busy like shit. WTF IS WRONG WITH MY MOM?! I mean, she's so paranoid she says that we'll jump out of the window. WTF!!! WE ARE 13 YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKES! So ng, what do u think i shld do? I really feel like kicking the shit outta her.
Ok, first off, you do not call your mom that. There is nothing that makes you look more like a douche than calling your mom those kind of names. You sound like some little whiny bitch who came here to tell everybody how mean you mommy is. Guess what kid, there are thousands of kids with parrents that abuse kids in ways you never would think is immaginable. So if your mom is making a rule that obviously is for your own good, even if it seems stupid, RESPECT YOUR MOM!
At 10/26/08 12:56 PM, JoelB wrote: your 13, go suck your thumb, and then go "semi-naked woman watching"
thats what you 13 year olds do, right?
This isn't the 80s.
The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich, DON'T UNDERESTOMATO!
LULULU
At 10/26/08 12:56 PM, life wrote: ya totally fuking suks but wut ru u gunna do ya kno? just the other day i called my mom a bitch ass ho cuz she didn't buy me halo 3, i mean what the fuck. I'M 13 YRS OLD! god!! she ground me from my xbox 360 for the whole weekend!! parents R R TARDED i say we just run away...............
we rely shud jus lik run away im way more smrt thn my prnts, my mom is SO RETARTDED she doesnt let me gt any gaems i wnt nd thn she grunds me whn i wanna play 360 aftr 10:00 IM 13 ALREADY I SHUD B ABL 2 PLAY PAST 11:00
fuk my mom shes retded nd gay nd stupid.
aquaticmole.
At 10/26/08 01:06 PM, Saxodormat wrote:At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, BenW1996 wrote: ARGH!! My FUCKING RETARDED SHIT EATING MOM wont even let me to go to my friends condo who i wont even see for the whole of november. And during december we'll be busy like shit. WTF IS WRONG WITH MY MOM?! I mean, she's so paranoid she says that we'll jump out of the window. WTF!!! WE ARE 13 YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKES! So ng, what do u think i shld do? I really feel like kicking the shit outta her.Ok, first off, you do not call your mom that. There is nothing that makes you look more like a douche than calling your mom those kind of names. You sound like some little whiny bitch who came here to tell everybody how mean you mommy is. Guess what kid, there are thousands of kids with parrents that abuse kids in ways you never would think is immaginable. So if your mom is making a rule that obviously is for your own good, even if it seems stupid, RESPECT YOUR MOM!
Haiz... U know what dude? Eat shit. You dont even know what its like to be in this situation. It is IMPOSSIBLE to respect her. Shes always so damn paranoid its sickening. I mean, how can i fall from the balcony, being pushed by a terrorist? Me n my friend will just be in his room playing his PS2. How the fuck do u respect her? I bet you'll kill her within a week.
Hank rocks!!!!
I laugh at you. Learn to calm down. You have no right to talk to your mother like that, and she has every right to discipline you and stop you going places.
Until you stop getting angry and show you are responsible, then she'll keep doing shit like this.
Little boy, come back on Newgrounds when you hit puberty. kthxbai
At 10/26/08 01:09 PM, BenW1996 wrote:At 10/26/08 01:06 PM, Saxodormat wrote:At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, BenW1996 wrote: ARGH!! My FUCKING RETARDED SHIT EATING MOM wont even let me to go to my friends condo who i wont even see for the whole of november. And during december we'll be busy like shit. WTF IS WRONG WITH MY MOM?! I mean, she's so paranoid she says that we'll jump out of the window. WTF!!! WE ARE 13 YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKES! So ng, what do u think i shld do? I really feel like kicking the shit outta her.
Haiz... U know what dude? Eat shit. You dont even know what its like to be in this situation. It is IMPOSSIBLE to respect her. Shes always so damn paranoid its sickening. I mean, how can i fall from the balcony, being pushed by a terrorist? Me n my friend will just be in his room playing his PS2. How the fuck do u respect her? I bet you'll kill her within a week.
Hey Benny Boy. Listen Up
You know. what, your right, your mom is a total bitch.
Only a total bitch would carry you in her womb for 9 months. Only a comlete cunt would go through hours of extreamly painful childbirth to bring you into the world.
Yeah. i mean, she gave you clothes! and a place to live? WOW! I mean, holy shit! what a fucking awful thing to do. i bet she fed you too! and changed your diapers? OMFG! You reaaallllllly have it hard ben.
Render Unto Caesar
At 10/26/08 01:09 PM, BenW1996 wrote:At 10/26/08 01:06 PM, Saxodormat wrote:At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, BenW1996 wrote:
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Haiz... U know what dude? Eat shit. You dont even know what its like to be in this situation. It is IMPOSSIBLE to respect her. Shes always so damn paranoid its sickening. I mean, how can i fall from the balcony, being pushed by a terrorist? Me n my friend will just be in his room playing his PS2. How the fuck do u respect her? I bet you'll kill her within a week.
Of course I know, a lot of people have been in this situation, your not the only kid in the world with a paranoid mom. I'm not saying your mom's actions or customary but do you have a home? Does somebody feed you everyday? Do you go to a good school? Does she overall love you and just want you to be safe, maybe for her own phycotic reasons? Then be greatful that you don't have parrents that abuse you. There are much more kids in the world that get abused by there parrents than you think. Maybe you need to look at the good in her. You obviously get to use a computer. If she was that paranoid you would not be on NG, any other place but NG besides porn sites. So just get over yourself, geez!
At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, BenW1996 wrote: So ng, what do u think i shld do?
What do you expect us to say? Suck it up and be a man. You're 13 for Christ's sake.
I really feel like kicking the shit outta her.
Real mature, idiot.
At 10/26/08 01:54 PM, Fleek wrote: hit her with a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He can't even drive yet. He's 13.
At 10/26/08 01:56 PM, cHunter wrote:At 10/26/08 01:54 PM, Fleek wrote: hit her with a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He can't even drive yet. He's 13.
He can't spell properly. He's 13.
Do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn18H3FKD V4
tl;dw
kid slaps mom