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guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:26:55 Reply

and a can of hair spray and I'm really tempted to go in my backyard and set things on fire.... should i or should i be a good person and not set the cat on fire


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:28:59 Reply

Just set everything on fire. You will be rewarded.

When I was seven, I would set deodorant cans on fire.
Burn them all!

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:30:41 Reply

set your dick on fire and have a flaming fap.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:30:48 Reply

Jesus would want you to burn everything.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:32:30 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:26 PM, zalecot wrote: and a can of hair spray and I'm really tempted to go in my backyard and set things on fire.... should i or should i be a good person and not set the cat on fire

Shut the fuck up!


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:32:31 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:26 PM, zalecot wrote: and a can of hair spray and I'm really tempted to go in my backyard and set things on fire.... should i or should i be a good person and not set the cat on fire

did somebody say pyromaniac?


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:32:38 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:30 PM, Prekesh wrote: set your dick on fire and have a flaming fap.

that HOT!


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:34:44 Reply

Why don't you burn your hair? After all, it is hair spray.

Do it now, your conscience wants you to.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:35:51 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:32 PM, gekko007 wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:30 PM, Prekesh wrote: set your dick on fire and have a flaming fap.
that HOT!

isnt it! i say he should do it and show us pics

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:41:06 Reply

dick + fire = naughty time


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:42:30 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:41 PM, NUBANATOR wrote: dick + fire = naughty time

Or shove the can of hairspray up your

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:43:16 Reply

Set the cat on fire?!

What the hell is wrong with you?

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:43:20 Reply

Do it, it's worth it. And it'll be funny. Make to post pics.


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:46:20 Reply

Don't set the cat fire, you could probably go to prison or an equivalent.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:47:58 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:42 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:41 PM, NUBANATOR wrote: dick + fire = naughty time
Or shove the can of hairspray up your

Urethra?


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:48:06 Reply

If you don't know what you're doing you can make the can explode and your arm will blow off. Sweet, huh?


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:54:25 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:47 PM, NUBANATOR wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:42 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:41 PM, NUBANATOR wrote: dick + fire = naughty time
Or shove the can of hairspray up your
Urethra?

I meant furnace vent, but that's just as fun.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:55:11 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:53 PM, Sanjay wrote: Nothing can justify the torture by burning your cat with a lighter and hair spray, not even doom music.

But I like doom music, and I don't like my cat.


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 12:56:56 Reply

Be smart.
Set your hair on fire.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:04:55 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:54 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:47 PM, NUBANATOR wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:42 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:41 PM, NUBANATOR wrote: dick + fire = naughty time
Or shove the can of hairspray up your
Urethra?
I meant furnace vent, but that's just as fun.

mmmm furnace vent


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:06:29 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:48 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: If you don't know what you're doing you can make the can explode and your arm will blow off. Sweet, huh?

brb, buying hairspray.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:10:56 Reply

Do the world a favor and set yourself on fire.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:15:12 Reply

I was feeling ashamed yesterday because I was a bit of a pyromaniac when I was like 14 or 15. I was thinking how terribly irresponsible it was of me to have started little controlled fires at home, because they could have gone out of control and I could've burnt down the house, perhaps killing my family, and certainly ruining our insurance.

And this was like 6 years ago, and I was feeling bad about it yesterday.

I recommend not doing it. It's just a phase, wait two years and it'll seem dumb. If you love fire, consider smoking.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:20:33 Reply

lol, i/we used to that when i was 8, bonfires at the park

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:24:10 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:26 PM, zalecot wrote: should i be a good person and not set the cat on fire

Go fucking kill yourself you sick shit.

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:25:27 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:26 PM, zalecot wrote:

:should i be a good person and not set the cat on fire

You crazy fuck this isn't NEDM.


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:26:53 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:26 PM, zalecot wrote: and a can of hair spray and I'm really tempted to go in my backyard and set things on fire.... should i or should i be a good person and not set the cat on fire

This guy is so badass.


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:31:09 Reply

Burning a cat would be considered cruelty to animals, which, to my knowledge is illegal in most countries.

Make of it what you will, I'll just say that you're a moron for even thinking about it.


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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:33:40 Reply

I missed out on the cat part with my desire to regale y'all with my personal anecdotes

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Response to guys i have a lighter... 2008-10-26 13:42:20 Reply

I bet your lighter isn't even half as awesome as mine. Behold! It's a butane beast and is completely storm proof. Basically that means that it won't go out when it's very very windy...

Not my actual lighter in pic but it's the same model and everything

guys i have a lighter...


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