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My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 11:56:34 Reply

My sister (13) left for cheerleading and wont be back for like 6 hours and my dad will be home whenever the Patriots game is over.... hes at some barbacue and he marinated like 10 juicy steaks for the party.

The point is..... What should I do until my parents/sister get home??


Well your reading the bottom of my post. Are you bored or what?
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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 11:57:23 Reply

Clean up around the house so that everyone gets a pleasant surprise when they get home!


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 11:57:32 Reply

fap

how hard was that?

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 11:58:13 Reply

eat everything you have, take a shit in a bucket, blend it in a blender, and paint the walls with your own shit paint.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 11:58:16 Reply

Get pissed on dad's beer.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 11:58:18 Reply

At 10/26/08 11:57 AM, gekko007 wrote: fap

how hard was that?

Just did that. They left thirty minutes ago.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 11:58:47 Reply

Read a playboy magazine. LOL!


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 11:59:35 Reply

At 10/26/08 11:57 AM, Straight-Edge wrote: Clean up around the house so that everyone gets a pleasant surprise when they get home!

I rather like that idea. I do it once in a while.

I'll organize my room, clean the kitchen, and dust around my dad's computer while he's out.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 11:59:53 Reply

At 10/26/08 11:57 AM, Straight-Edge wrote: Clean up around the house so that everyone gets a pleasant surprise when they get home!

Do this. And have a party.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:00:18 Reply

Get into the bathtub and fill it with ice then put ketchup all over yourself. After your mom comes in the bathroom and screams, jump out and yell "BOO!!!"


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:01:03 Reply

Do whatever you usually do.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:02:24 Reply

You should beat off and then post on the BBS


Rough em' up

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:02:35 Reply

Order movies on payperview.

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:04:32 Reply

At 10/26/08 11:57 AM, gekko007 wrote: fap

how hard was that?

knew someone was going to say that, have a house party


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:05:01 Reply

Why didn't you go to the barbecue? Damn it there were marinated steaks!
Now I wish I was at a barbecue.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:05:53 Reply

At 10/26/08 11:58 AM, packerman wrote:
At 10/26/08 11:57 AM, gekko007 wrote: fap

how hard was that?
Just did that. They left thirty minutes ago.

then fap again


NOPE

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:09:56 Reply

You've never been left home alone before? I'm the only one in my house at the moment, and it's not exactly a rare and exciting occassion.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:13:17 Reply

lolwut

get google chrome, go into incognito, and look up alot of porn. I MEAN ALOT

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:17:07 Reply

Pull out all your stuffed animals and have the tea party of a lifetime.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:18:34 Reply

Just...relax or something.

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:19:13 Reply

Take a shit with the bathroom door wide open!


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:20:49 Reply

do what your doing lurk the BBS

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:22:02 Reply

Masturbate as much as you can in your parents bed. Eat the fucking steaks, and walk around bare ass naked.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:23:04 Reply

At 10/26/08 11:57 AM, Straight-Edge wrote: Clean up around the house so that everyone gets a pleasant surprise when they get home!

Whoa, haha, yeah, right, do this and your parents will love you forever.


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:23:38 Reply

Jizz on everything

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:24:51 Reply

At 10/26/08 11:58 AM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Read a playboy magazine. LOL!

That isn't funny enough for a LOL. Are you nine years old or something?


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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:25:05 Reply

Smear your shit over their bedroom wall.

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:26:38 Reply

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:28:36 Reply

There is an alarming amount of replies involving the smearing of shit.

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Response to My Parents aren't Home what should 2008-10-26 12:32:00 Reply

Watch porn.

I mean seriously, though. 6 hours alone, big whoop. Why should you do really anything different than usual. Only real advantage is that you can make a bit more noise.

Sidenote, last week I had four days home alone (for the most part, I had a few classes, went to eat at my gradmother's every day and my big brother popped by every now and then), but I didn't really do anything all that wild. I just listened to music a bit louder than usual.


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