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worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:18:19 Reply

not something your little brother or sister should do a book report on , but the look on there face when you give them it for Xmas is priceless.. a weird read


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:21:15 Reply

I wanna donate about thousand copys of that to the local church book drive.

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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:21:20 Reply

Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:23:38 Reply

lol@uncle Pete.

I've got to get this for somebody.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:25:48 Reply

I love the way that Uncle Pete just gets a telling off.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:25:52 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:21 AM, Convictim wrote: Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.

Wonder if pete is based on one of the authors friends...

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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:27:47 Reply

Man, i knew Pete was sick from the start.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:28:29 Reply

Interesting.

I'd like to see what picture they used for the front cover.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:28:51 Reply

That book is quite accurate.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:29:07 Reply

Oh, Uncle Pete, say it ain't so. Say it ain't so.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:29:46 Reply

Jeez, I mean jeez....Come on, A little kid is supposed to read that?!?!


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:30:42 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:29 AM, CashClock wrote: Jeez, I mean jeez....Come on, A little kid is supposed to read that?!?!

Of course not! You've to read it to the child.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:30:52 Reply

Good, but bad at the same time.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:33:13 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:25 AM, Joshbad wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:21 AM, Convictim wrote: Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.
Wonder if pete is based on one of the authors friends...

Pete: hey man I heard you're writing a childrens book can I be in it?

Author: lol okay

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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:33:55 Reply

I remember when I used to read the Cat in the Hat or Curious George.

What the HELL happened here?


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:34:43 Reply

lol, this is so wrong on so many levels.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:35:05 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:33 AM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:25 AM, Joshbad wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:21 AM, Convictim wrote: Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.
Wonder if pete is based on one of the authors friends...
Pete: hey man I heard you're writing a childrens book can I be in it?

Author: lol okay

Oh God that's hilarious! HAHAHAHAHA


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:36:47 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:21 AM, Convictim wrote: Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.

Dude... you're an idiot. He's a little boy fucker, not a mother fucker.

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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:39:51 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:36 AM, Garthredbunlove wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:21 AM, Convictim wrote: Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.
Dude... you're an idiot. He's a little boy fucker, not a mother fucker.

Who cares. He's still a sick fuck,dumbass.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:44:26 Reply

I SAW THIS BOOK ON TV!!!


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:45:39 Reply

this is what i hate about newgrounds. people repeat the same shit over and over.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:46:12 Reply

I find it funny that the guy only gets a telling off, and doesn't have the kid's dad smash his head in.
That's what would happen.
Oh, how kids books sterilize it.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:46:47 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:45 AM, Fleshlight wrote: this is what i hate about life. people repeat the same shit over and over.

Fixed.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:50:25 Reply

Wait, so you're uncle touching you is not normal?

I have been lied to.

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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:52:31 Reply

I wanna read the rest of the book!


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:54:52 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:25 AM, Joshbad wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:21 AM, Convictim wrote: Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.
Wonder if pete is based on one of the authors friends...

Or maybe the authors uncle?

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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:54:46 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:44 AM, krunch123 wrote: I SAW THIS BOOK ON TV!!!

By chance do you know the name?


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:56:07 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:54 AM, Nick2292 wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:25 AM, Joshbad wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:21 AM, Convictim wrote: Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.
Wonder if pete is based on one of the authors friends...
Or maybe the authors uncle?

Or maybe the author!


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:56:33 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:46 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:45 AM, Fleshlight wrote: this is what i hate about life. people repeat the same shit over and over.
Fixed.

you didn't fix you. you just replaced a word, which doesn't necessarily make it true. right now it's an opinion, but what i said before was closer to a fact.


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Response to worlds most disturbing kids book 2008-10-26 00:57:02 Reply

At 10/26/08 12:56 AM, AwesomeRific wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:54 AM, Nick2292 wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:25 AM, Joshbad wrote:
At 10/26/08 12:21 AM, Convictim wrote: Dude...that guy named Uncle Pete is one sick mother fucker.
Wonder if pete is based on one of the authors friends...
Or maybe the authors uncle?
Or maybe the author!

Then who would the kid be....?