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I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 18:36:23 Reply

I just went to the doctor to get a checkup and they said I tested positive for HEAVY METAL poisoning!
ISN'T THAT FUCKIN' AWESOME???!?!?!?

I don't remember what they said it did though...

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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 18:40:30 Reply

Well im so used to that i fall asleep to hardcore death metal...i do belive thats building up an immunity

but dropping off in the middle of your favorite song does suck

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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 18:40:43 Reply

At 10/25/08 06:36 PM, MonkeyV wrote: I just went to the doctor to get a checkup and they said I tested positive for HEAVY METAL poisoning!
ISN'T THAT FUCKIN' AWESOME???!?!?!?

I don't remember what they said it did though...

I guess... why is it awesome?

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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 18:43:42 Reply

I hope I test positive for hardcore punk poisoning!


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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 18:45:24 Reply

Your music shall be full of to many cymbal crashes now.

Whopee...

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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 18:46:03 Reply

I also tested positive!

Fuck yeahs all around.

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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 18:47:48 Reply

You better lay off the Sammy Haggar for a while.

May I recommend the soothing sounds of Enya to purge yourself from all the awesome as fast as possible?


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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 18:50:19 Reply

LOL

Oh well, at least I'm still METAL!


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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 19:00:46 Reply

At 10/25/08 06:50 PM, MonkeyV wrote: LOL

Oh well, at least I'm still METAL!

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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 19:02:52 Reply

Everybody!

Drink a bottle of mercury and join me in my METALNESS!!!


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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 19:05:16 Reply

You mean like Metal Health by Quiet Riot or something?

oh god that band is so cheesy, i felt sorry for randy rhoads
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Response to I test positive for heavy metal! 2008-10-25 19:08:33 Reply

At 10/25/08 07:04 PM, Orange wrote: Shit lol. How serious is it?

YOU WANNA KNOW???

I've never even touched an instrument before, but I got home from the doctor and this.


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