Stop it. Shut the fuck up. Stop being all fucking terrifying while trying to relay some bullshit message. You scare the fuck out of the person you're trying to talk to, you break shit, and you're loud as hell. Shut the fuck up. Why can't you be a normal person and just tell the person your message and then go off into the next world or some shit. Here's some examples:
What you do:
2:03 AM on the dot, you creep up to the recipient of your message scratching furiously at your skull, shuffling barefoot wearing ragged clothes and mumbling random words. As they wake up and turn slowly towards you, your fingernails drag and scrape across your scalp harder, making deep gashes and blood begins to flow down your face. They flip onto their back to get a better look at you, and begin to scream as your start shouting your mumbled words, making no coherent sense as you stare with deep intensity into their eyes. They go to turn on the light, and upon doing so, find the word RAPE scrawled in blood across their wall.
This leads to huge confusion, soiled nightwear, and costly cleaning.
What you should do:
At around 6PM, you ring the doorbell. The recipient of the message answers the door. Depending on whether or not you're disguised, they might recognize you. Realizing you're dead, they'll ask how you're in front of them. Then discuss your issue with the recipient. Simple as that. You tell them that your mother was raped and killed you, and that the rapist was the recipient's brother. Done deal, it resolved the issues, the recipient of the message confronts his brother and the rapist makes amends for his crimes.
So seriously, shut the fuck up and stop haunting people. Ring my goddamn doorbell next time.
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Are Ghosts haunting you dude? And seriously, they wrote "Rape" on your wall LOL
lol, Ghost's being a bitch again huh? Make your room a mess so they can trip over at 2:00am, and you can wake up and lol at them. Thus causing enough embarresment for them to retreat.
I mean what the shit. Is a little civility too much to ask for?
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So seriously, shut the fuck up and stop haunting people. Ring my goddamn doorbell next time.
no,what fun is that
Nah they won't deliver messages to you, they came to LOL at you.
This is an excellent thread. I want to know why the dumb blonde always trips or runs into a dead end when she's getting chased. If you're running for your life, I think you should watch where you're going.
Epic fucking win. I never laughed so hard in my life. But seriously, are you OK?
Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell.
What if the message is "Your doorbell is broken"?
At 10/25/08 04:11 PM, NISMOelite wrote: What if the message is "Your doorbell is broken"?
Then they sternly chap the door.
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I've nothing to add in the shadow of such wit... but I will show my approval - I will do my part to keep this thread alive!
You're lucky they don't go through your fridge and take your possessions.
I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going
At 10/25/08 04:24 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: I've nothing to add in the shadow of such wit... but I will show my approval - I will do my part to keep this thread alive!
You're doing a horrible job.
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I figured I would bump since it's sunday. Jesus and all that noise.
Please click here. You'd make my fiance` happy... Please?
I'm a voice actor, and I love what I do. I'm also a writer, and love that just as much.
You hear that ghosts? Stop creeping around my house at 2AM! I'm trying to sleep and you creeping around terrifies me!
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.
LULULU
Those who fight Kid only seek to amuse him.
Those ghosts, they have no common sense what so ever. But what would you expect from them? They certainly aren't exceptionally intelligent. After all if they were smart they wouldn't be dead.
At 10/25/08 04:00 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote: Depending on whether or not you're disguised, they might recognize you.
My advice, wear a mustache.
i was raped by ghosts once.... its like in space no one can hear you scream
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things: Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings!"
At 10/26/08 12:28 PM, zalecot wrote: i was raped by ghosts once.... its like in space no one can hear you scream
Im not a ghost....yet
LULULU
Sorry man, didn't realize you were sleeping...
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
All i wanted was some milk from your fridge, I thought it was rude to just ask for permission to go into your fridge and root around for milk. So i just woke you up, Also i was poorly Educated when I was alive so...Yeah i can't spell Milk, I always thought it was R-A-P-E.
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
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