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Posted at: 10/25/08 02:55 PM
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Hello Citizen
We've noticed that <<Insert website name here>> is a large humans community with many persons looking for an exciting adventure. Aperture Science provides that and even more! Our test chambers will give you an incredible adrenaline, physical training, mental stimulation, company during the tests and, more important, CAKE!
Join us today and enjoy all these advantages!
Want some CAKE?
Posted at: 10/25/08 02:58 PM
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I am both excited and intrigued by this offer. However, I have heard rumours that existence of this tasty treat known as "cake" that you offer, may or may not be in question. What is you answer to these claims?
Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!
Posted at: 10/25/08 03:00 PM
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At 10/25/08 02:55 PM, ApertureScience wrote: Our test chambers will give you an incredible adrenaline, physical training, mental stimulation, company during the tests and, more important, CAKE!
I guess even aperture science computers suck at grammar.
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Posted at: 10/25/08 03:02 PM
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At 10/25/08 03:00 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: At 10/25/08 02:55 PM, ApertureScience wrote: Our test chambers will give you an incredible adrenaline, physical training, mental stimulation, company during the tests and, more important, CAKE!I guess even aperture science computers suck at grammar.
lol owned.
At 10/25/08 02:58 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: I am both excited and intrigued by this offer. However, I have heard rumours that existence of this tasty treat known as "cake" that you offer, may or may not be in question. What is you answer to these claims?
The Enrichment Center apologizes for the fake rumors about the 99% truth cake. Some citizens have some envy about the special bated cake and think that spread a lie is a way to get it.
Posted at: 10/25/08 03:03 PM
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You're trying to hard to be clever and witty.
-100 points!
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Posted at: 10/25/08 03:04 PM
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At 10/25/08 03:02 PM, ApertureScience wrote:
Can you somehow prove to us that the cake is, indeed, not a lie?
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Posted at: 10/25/08 03:07 PM
At 10/25/08 03:00 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: I guess even aperture science computers suck at grammar.
Aperture Science apologizes the grammar about our computer system [GLaDOS]. The progrmer were not amrican.
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god i'm sick of portal
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Posted at: 10/25/08 03:10 PM
At 10/25/08 03:04 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: At 10/25/08 03:02 PM, ApertureScience wrote: The Enrichment Center apologizes for the fake rumors about the 99% truth cake. Some citizens have some envy about the special bated cake and think that spread a lie is a way to get it.Can you somehow prove to us that the cake is, indeed, not a lie?
Of course, my dear human. Here is a truly picture of our cake, taken by a successful test subject.
Posted at: 10/25/08 03:16 PM
At 10/25/08 03:10 PM, ApertureScience wrote:
Well, that's good enough for me.
Posted at: 10/25/08 03:24 PM
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At 10/25/08 03:16 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: At 10/25/08 03:10 PM, ApertureScience wrote: Of course, my dear human. Here is a truly picture of our cake, taken by a successful test subject.Well, that's good enough for me.
Me too.
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Posted at: 10/25/08 03:32 PM
At 10/25/08 03:10 PM, ApertureScience wrote: Of course, my dear human. Here is a truly picture of our cake, taken by a successful test subject.
Aperture science, have your image cropping algorithms checked out. That image isn't quite centered.
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The last thread you made like this was deleted for a reason.
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Posted at: 10/25/08 03:34 PM
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You made a new account just for this?
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Posted at: 10/25/08 03:35 PM
At 10/25/08 03:32 PM, Rig wrote: The last thread you made like this was deleted for a reason.
Stop the madness Rig!
Posted at: 10/25/08 03:36 PM
I'm sorry, citizen. A primitive user of this website named "NEVR" told me that it was "OK" to "make the thread lol". I did not fully understand his words.
Posted at: 10/25/08 03:39 PM
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YOU MADE GLADOS MAKE ME KILL THE COMPANION CUBE
Posted at: 10/25/08 03:40 PM
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At 10/25/08 03:36 PM, ApertureScience wrote: I'm sorry, citizen. A primitive user of this website named "NEVR" told me that it was "OK" to "make the thread lol". I did not fully understand his words.
If my opinion matters, this gradually made me laugh a little.
Nobody remembers me though. :[
Posted at: 10/25/08 03:43 PM
At 10/25/08 03:39 PM, lilcheeselad wrote: YOU MADE GLADOS MAKE ME KILL THE COMPANION CUBE
Here is a subliminal message for the unbelievers. Please remove your hat and glasses and read the text from left to right.
Posted at: 10/25/08 03:59 PM
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At 10/25/08 03:24 PM, Crusher117 wrote: At 10/25/08 03:16 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: At 10/25/08 03:10 PM, ApertureScience wrote: Of course, my dear human. Here is a truly picture of our cake, taken by a successful test subject.Well, that's good enough for me.Me too.
SIGN ME UP TOO!!!
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Posted at: 10/25/08 05:23 PM
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Jeez I'm fine o_O
Posted at: 10/25/08 05:24 PM
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I think this thread is weaved with win.
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Posted at: 10/25/08 05:26 PM
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At 10/25/08 03:07 PM, ApertureScience wrote: At 10/25/08 03:00 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: I guess even aperture science computers suck at grammar.Aperture Science apologizes the grammar about our computer system [GLaDOS]. The progrmer were not amrican.
What is a "progrmer" or a "amrican"?
Get Fuckle'd
Posted at: 10/25/08 05:28 PM
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This was a triumph.
Posted at: 10/25/08 06:04 PM
At 10/25/08 05:26 PM, Fuckle wrote: What is a "progrmer" or a "amrican"?
Aperture Laboratories apologizes for the [GLaDOS] System. This system may contain some sarcasm that can't be detected by the human race.
Posted at: 10/25/08 06:08 PM
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the cake is a lie, bitch
seriously, this game is old. let it die in peace.
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Posted at: 10/25/08 06:33 PM
At 10/25/08 06:08 PM, Skwurll wrote: the cake is a lie, bitch
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Posted at: 10/25/08 06:36 PM
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