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How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:32:19 Reply

...without offending them?
Basically there's a girl I thought I was in with, but she turned around and started going out with this fat ugly ginger kid(I got beat by a ginge, I know, shut up) and she's still treating me the same as before. Now I've realised I don't have a chance with her, I want her to piss off. I do not however, have it in me to just plain out tell her to piss off.
So Newgrounds, is there any way to get rid of her without offending her? And if not, how do you bring yourself to just tell someone to piss off and not speak to you again unless necessary?


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:33:01 Reply

you put the gun to your head and pull the trigger


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:33:28 Reply

At 10/25/08 10:33 AM, DgsGaming wrote: "I'd really just like to be left alone."

say this and unzip your pants


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:33:45 Reply

Make it sound like you have something to do.

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:34:20 Reply

If you feel the urge to tell someone to piss off, you shouldn't be bothered about offending them. You should tell them straight out. Just tell her to fuck off.

Fuck off, Mike. Just fuck off.

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:34:55 Reply

whats wrong with ginger kids, one of my mates is ginger.....

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:35:04 Reply

"Fuck off you shit eating dog"


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:35:15 Reply

tell her you're not stupid.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:37:06 Reply

personally... my favorites are

eat a knife
headbut a bullet

and of course you can add other profanities to the ends of them

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:37:55 Reply

Why wouldn't you want to offend her? You should be pissed at what she did.

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:38:50 Reply

That's a good idea, but try to make her feel as guilty as you possibly can.

At 10/25/08 10:33 AM, DgsGaming wrote: "I'd really just like to be left alone."

That works.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:40:53 Reply

At 10/25/08 10:37 AM, saqwert wrote: Why wouldn't you want to offend her? You should be pissed at what she did.

Why should I be pissed at her? She hasn't done anything wrong. She obviously didn't like me in that way if she's going out with fat ginger boy, it's just that I don't want to just be friends with her, so I want rid of her.
I also don't want to offend her because my friends and her friends are near enough the same people, and if I offend her, I'll probably lose a fair share of my friends.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:42:03 Reply

Just say you dont like her that way.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:42:30 Reply

Just ignore her a bit, works best.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:43:48 Reply

Ignore her? Otherwise tell her you dont want to be friends.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:49:09 Reply

With a steamroller

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 10:50:03 Reply

At 10/25/08 10:32 AM, andhination wrote: ...without offending them?

you say, "piss off, no offense"


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 11:03:06 Reply

At 10/25/08 10:42 AM, Nikenick wrote: Just ignore her a bit, works best.

Nah, then she'll get the idea that he's jealous

If I was on your place, every time she would approach me, I would smile and find a rough excuse to move away from her

Play it cold, bro

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 11:07:18 Reply

At 10/25/08 10:50 AM, albinoboy51 wrote:
At 10/25/08 10:32 AM, andhination wrote: ...without offending them?
you say, "piss off, no offense"

Seconded


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 12:45:04 Reply

ur being kept on standby while she sees if the ging works out tell her to f off


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 12:46:56 Reply

Stay friends with her.
If you do that then in a couple of years theirs a chance you'll get married and have 3 kids.

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 12:49:18 Reply

Just ignore her a little, but not to the poin that it's obvious. Just don't start conversations with her, and end the ones you have quickly.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 12:49:25 Reply

Make yourself look busy and slowly drift away from her.... Eventually, you'll just be acquaintances.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 13:16:31 Reply

wow i forgot how complicated and terrible being a teenager was

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 13:18:16 Reply

Go ahead and offend her.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 13:36:59 Reply

FUCK WHAT I SAID, IT DONT MEAN SHIT NOW, FUCK THA PRESENTS MIGHT ASWELL THROW EM OUT, FUCK ALL THOSE KISSES, THEY DIDNT MEAN JACK, FUCK YOU YOU HO, I DONT WANT YOU BACK.


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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 13:38:05 Reply

best way to piss someone off is just to ignore them all together

it really works

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Response to How do you tell someone to piss off 2008-10-25 17:39:01 Reply

At 10/25/08 01:36 PM, andrease wrote: FUCK WHAT I SAID, IT DONT MEAN SHIT NOW, FUCK THA PRESENTS MIGHT ASWELL THROW EM OUT, FUCK ALL THOSE KISSES, THEY DIDNT MEAN JACK, FUCK YOU YOU HO, I DONT WANT YOU BACK.

Forgive me for bump, but I'm curious, is this a refference to something?


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