Tom awoke with a yell, and realized it was a dream.
Six nurses came running at the sound of his feminine scream.
"What's wrong, Tom?" April asked cradling the baby in her chair.
"I was having a bad dream. Actually more like a fucking nightmare."
The two left together, with baby in hand,
a brand new family, and Tom a new man.
The very next week, they went by NG office right up the street
To show off the little bundle and let everyone greet
the newest little addition to the Newgrounds clan.
Tom's co-workers were very proud and all shook his hand.
They asked him to stay and celebrate, but Tom said no.
"Got to start teaching him dick jokes and... wait, where'd the kid go?"
But he need not worry, for the child was safe and secure.
"Uncle" Stamper was sitting with the boy, sharing some of his favorite literature.