Watch this first.
Warning the following is rude and contains bad language and sexual content which may offend some people.
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There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Cock at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Dicks and were wanking and at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Whore, with some big tits she sat on the grass,
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her
Ass, and her pussy and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Fuck with her custiomers, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Shit, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Cunt for the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Cock in his pants, with some long pubes out front
If he asked her politely, she's let him rub her
Cunt which was wet if she refused he'd say "shit"
But maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Tit which was tender with a nice gentle lick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Dick, oh so tasty kinda like butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Crotch that she'd stuck out on her self
I know this song's dirty
Now go f*ck yourself!
