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making bread in biblical times Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:35 PM Reply

Ezekiel 4:12 refers to bread baked with human dung! Yes that's right: Human shit.
And thou shalt eat it [as] barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
http://www.blueletterbible.org/Bible.cfm ?b=Eze&c=4#12
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea rch=Ezekiel%204:12&version=9;

Charlie says:
fuck these old ass religions telling us to make bread with fire fueled by our own shit
michiel says:
fuck all religions lets just create something big
Charlie says:
what is that again? izkel which ?
Keith says:
Ezekiel 4:12
Keith says:
the lord really doesn't like his own people.
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I, even I, [am] against thee, and will execute judgments in the midst of thee in the sight of the nations.
Thus shall mine anger be accomplished, and I will cause my fury to rest upon them, and I will be comforted: and they shall know that I the LORD have spoken [it] in my zeal, when I have accomplished my fury in them.

Charlie says:
heres Ezekiel 4:12 from the King James Bible, word for word
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
Charlie says:
Bitch please!
Josh says:
I think Im gonna move to the jungle
Keith says:
I aint eattin' your shit bread Lord!
Josh says:
and smoke all the different plants
Josh says:
see if ne fuck me up
michiel says:
lol you'll die not of the plants probably

Charlie says:
or translation in the basic English Bible Ezekiel 4:12, And let your food be barley cakes, cooking it before their eyes with the waste which comes out of a man.
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or Rheims bible....And thou shalt eat it as barley bread baked under the ashes: and thou shalt cover it, in their sight, with the dung that cometh out of a man.
michiel says:
all a bunch of crap

Charlie says:
Darby Bible Ezekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley-cake, and thou shalt bake it in their sight with dung that cometh out of man.
Charlie says:
literally
michiel says:
dung of a man ?
michiel says:
lol
Charlie says:
ew...websters bible ezekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with human excrement in their sight.
michiel says:
dung could mean many things
Keith says:
Dung can only mean shit.
So will I send upon you famine and evil beasts, and they shall bereave thee; and pestilence and blood shall pass through thee; and I will bring the sword upon thee. I the LORD have spoken [it]
Charlie Says:
and the most common world english bible...You shall eat it as barley cakes, and you shall bake it in their sight with dung that comes out of man.
Charlie says:
human waste?
michiel says:
and by whom was this written anyway
Charlie says:
human excrement is shit man
dont sugarcoat it please you know better
michiel says:
well but whats this ezekiel shit about then ?
Keith says:
so its not just about making bread using shit as fuel
you directly have to be in the line of sight of a certain people
they have to know that your making bread using shit as fuel.
Charlie says:
Traditionally, the book of Ezekiel is thought to have been written in the 500s BC during the Babylonian exile of the southern Israelite kingdom, Judah. This date is confirmed to some extent in that the author of the book of Ezekiel appears to use a dating system which was only used in the 500s BCE. long before JC
Keith Says:
what a fucked up retarded history they have
Josh says:
cracker shit on a stick being burnt to make bread
michiel says:
lol
Keith says:
and not just for making bread, for showing people that you make bread using shit for fuel. its like "oh hi guys, just making some barley bread, using shit as fuel for the oven!, my own shit!"
Charlie says:
The first chapter of the Book of Ezekiel is a description of Ezekiel's visionary encounter with the Lord who appears to him upon a chariot composed of 4 living creatures each having 4 faces and calf's feet.
Josh says:
hahaha
Keith says:
its not just the end result of the bread, its also disgusting the on lookers who happen to be walking by
Charlie says:
DMT...its dynomite...DMT...itll take you aflight!

Josh says:
DMT
Josh says:
LIKE ROBOTRIP?
michiel says:
this ezekiel thing sounds like a trip report gone AWOL
Charlie says:
says:
so god is a monster on a chariot with four faces and calf feet
michiel says:
fuck's sakes
michiel says:
lol
michiel says:
those dudes were most probably high as shit.
Keith says:
says:
stick a branch in its ass and snap it off
michiel says:
lol
michiel says:
maybe they even sm d it
Josh says:
maby on accident\
Josh says:
they definatly wafted in the fumes
michiel says:
probably the most highest tribesman shitted himself
michiel says:
the other dude saw that shit and thought .. shiiit
Josh says:
I shit myself once
michiel says:
i gotta write that shit down


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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:37 PM Reply

Isaiah 36:12 (King James Version)
But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?


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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:37 PM Reply

See, even Yaweh hates Jews.


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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:39 PM Reply

So... God wants us to cook with out shit? And yet we can't eat "unclean" animals?

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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:44 PM Reply

Eviekiel is one of my mavorite books, but to really get that, you should read all of it. It's like god was full of bullshit and acid. The first chapter basicaly described this really freaky majiggy with four heads n' shit.

Someone at my church for douches told me to read it. Entertaining, but fucking weird as hell. didn't pick out tthe shitcakes, thanks for showing that.

But, really, Eziekiel is a fucking weird ass book.

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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:46 PM Reply

What a surprise, it's Old Testament!


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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:58 PM Reply

At 10/23/08 10:39 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: So... God wants us to cook with out shit? And yet we can't eat "unclean" animals?

its not just baking with shit.
its making sure other people can witness the fact that your making barley cakes and they are baked by human shit.
the key point it to get others to notice your retarded behaviour.

Praise the Lawd!


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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 11:03 PM Reply

At 10/23/08 10:58 PM, bodom-child wrote: its not just baking with shit.
its making sure other people can witness the fact that your making barley cakes and they are baked by human shit.
the key point it to get others to notice your retarded behaviour.

Praise the Lawd!

Well, Yaweh is pretty much a dick in the Old Testament.


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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 11:31 PM Reply

At 10/23/08 11:03 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Well, Yaweh is pretty much a dick in the Old Testament.

not just a dick, simply false.
The root of all evil
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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 24th, 2008 @ 02:38 AM Reply

At 10/23/08 11:31 PM, bodom-child wrote: not just a dick, simply false.

Oh shutup. Can't we have a thread like this and just leave it at harmless fun?

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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 24th, 2008 @ 02:44 AM Reply

At 10/24/08 02:38 AM, McJesus wrote:
At 10/23/08 11:31 PM, bodom-child wrote: not just a dick, simply false.
Oh shutup. Can't we have a thread like this and just leave it at harmless fun?

apparently you can't.


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Response to making bread in biblical times Oct. 24th, 2008 @ 09:30 PM Reply

At 10/24/08 02:38 AM, McJesus wrote:
At 10/23/08 11:31 PM, bodom-child wrote: not just a dick, simply false.
Oh shutup. Can't we have a thread like this and just leave it at harmless fun?

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