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A revving chainsaw.

"This is going to take extreme concentration.here i go"
"WOW! check out the tits on that chick!"
"where?"
*snip*
"crap"
*FADOOSHBOOM!*

Guy 1: Hey man,cut the red wire.
Guy 2: In the movies,they say it was the green wire,so I just cut it.
Guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

"Hey i fucked your wife!"

At 10/23/08 04:38 AM, hawkkid777 wrote: *Two guys are diffusing the bomb*

"You know I'm gay, right?"

"WHAT TH-"

BOOM!!!

best one so far ....

At 10/26/08 12:06 AM, AwesomeRific wrote:

At 10/25/08 10:48 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 10/25/08 10:46 PM, TheThirdSix wrote:

No it isn't, if I was saying it, then it wouldn't be the worse thing I HEAR.

It'd be worse if the guy cutting the wire was color blind.

a baby is born and gets raped

At 10/25/08 10:05 PM, gradenator wrote: The sound of your dick in a blender! WWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRR!

I lol'd big time

ALLLLLLLAHUUUUU AAAKBAAAARRRRR!!!!

"Oh pressing that REDUCES the detenation time by 15 minuits. whoops"

"I'm not fucking touching that. I bet it was made by some foreigner."

At 10/25/08 10:34 PM, pothead123 wrote: Defuser: Hold my beer

win win win win win win win win win win win win win niw win win win win win iwn win win win win win win nwi win win win iwn win win win EPIC WIN!!!

Bomb: 5
Me: this is gonna hurt me, isn't it?
Bomb: 4
Me: Ya, it will
Bomb: 3
Me: Why am I monologing?
Bomb: 2
Me: I monologing for the kids, either that, or I'm skitsifrantic
Bomb: 1
Me: No, just for the kids
Bomb: 0, by the way, Obama's gonna win the election. BOOM!

Either that, or hearing somebody beside me yell "IT'S A BOB-BOMB!"

Don't worry buddy, I've just spent 17 points into my bomb defusing skill!
Now hand me a spatula!

I'd probably just jack off onto the bomb cum all over the wires then let the real bomb squad diffuse the bomb. Then proceed to tell them, "HAHA I GOT YOU THERE GUYS!" YOUR FINGERS GOT MY CUM ON THEM!

man, a very similar thread was made earlier. This one is pretty funny too though.

the sound of a mans fly unzipping

Defuser: Any one have an account on newgrounds?
Awkward silence
Defuser: Fuck it ill use google

At 10/25/08 07:04 PM, McJesus wrote:

At 10/24/08 02:40 PM, shadowkirby123 wrote: *sniff* That was beautiful..

Unlike those idiots in every other topic, I think you win.

Well I'm glad somebody replied to me, instead of looking at the first post and saying "OMGROFL EXPLOSION"

Thank you.

At 10/28/08 10:51 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: man, a very similar thread was made earlier. This one is pretty funny too though.

I know, but I didn't feel like HOURS of searching.

At 10/25/08 10:45 PM, ghostface619 wrote: never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down...

At 10/23/08 12:54 AM, shadowkirby123 wrote: ..defusing a bomb? Gimme an example.

if we die, you get all my stuff...

wild stallions rule!!

*On a cell phone*

"Listen to me carefully, If you make a mistake, that bomb goes off. Alright now cut the blue wire,"

"Okay."

*snip*

"Just kidding, green wire."

"What?"

-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Loudspeaker :

"attention Walmart shoppers. We have an deal on twinkies in the Isle with the guy defusing a bomb. buy one get 20 free! This Explosve deal wont last forever!"

*stampede*

Bomb Squad :

"oh... my.... god..."

At 11/14/08 03:22 PM, pigbot229 wrote: i can't open the panal to get to the wires

ehhh not so much... cornmaster9000's however, was pretty good

another one...

I have NO thumbs! D:

At 11/14/08 03:36 PM, Eggys wrote: NO PLEASE DON'T DEFUSE ME I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED

haha thats good

Squad Member: "Hey Vegeta, How long left on the timer"
Defuser: "ITS OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND"

you know the rest

"ooohhhh the blue wire eh.....uh oh"