"Hey man, remember when i was teaching you what not to do when defusing a bomb?"
"Yah"
"Well i fucked it up, after reading, i found out you DO cut the red one, but cutting the blue one makes it explode in 15 seconds"
"Well damnit"
"What?"
"Its been 14 seconds."
"I have some bad news"
"What?!?"
"I couldn't diffuse the bomb."
"WHAT???!!!"
"But don't worry. I have some good news."
"GOOD NEWS??!!"
"Yea, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
%u221A '09
SHE IS GONNA BLOW!!
That would make you shit yourself.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
"Hey boss, look. the bomb has no wires!"
"what's the betting that someones looking at us right now from out the window of the buliding in front of us, planning on remote detonating the bomb"
"hahaha"
"Yeah right, Haha..hah..ha...um, look out of the window.."
"FUUUU-
"Kabeem"
Aaron4400
While reading this sentence you realize that 2 people die and 4 babies are born every second. Is it a time to weep, or celebrate?
Oh, they'll have to glue you back together...
IN HELL!
Blah.
''Why are you defusing the bomb?! WE'RE the terrorists!''
How about we make a run for it, we got 11 seconds until this thing goes off.
"hey ya'll, watch this!"
a southern bomb defuser.
At 10/25/08 08:49 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: "hey ya'll, watch this!"
a southern bomb defuser.
Only a few select rednecks on here like myself will get that.
At 10/25/08 08:53 PM, xports wrote:At 10/25/08 08:49 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: "hey ya'll, watch this!"Only a few select rednecks on here like myself will get that.
a southern bomb defuser.
good for you then.
"thats bomb is just a decoy, the real one is inside of your stomach after you ate that sandwhich"
NOPE
Bomb: 00:05
Defuser: Oh god, it didn't work!
Bomb: 00:04
Defuser: No no no, I don't want to die...
Bomb: 00:03
Defuser: God, please save me, please!!
Bomb: 00:02
Defuser: Why me? WHY THE FUCKING HELL ME!?
Bomb: 00:01
Defuser: I love you all.
Bomb: 00:00
Defuser: Goodbye...
Bomb: Dudu dudu ooooh ooooh...
Defuser: ???
Bomb: Were no strangers to love...
Defuser: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! D:<
Bomb: You know the rules and so do I
Bomb: A full commitment's what's I'm thinking of
Bomb: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what's I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!
"I read you should always cut the Blue wire"
"Where in the fuck did you read that"
"Wikipedia"
Defuser (reading instructions aloud): cut the blue wire
*does so*
but first cut the green wire...fuck.
I miss M*A*S*H
We are the resistance, we are the underground, we are Newgrounds: home of the original cock joke.
The world takes everything too seriously.
This is not a signature.
At 10/23/08 12:54 AM, shadowkirby123 wrote: ..defusing a bomb? Gimme an example.
Either a guy yelling really loudly "WHAT THE FU-"
or
"Shit it think it WAS the blue one you were supposed to cut"
DEEZNUTS
The sound of your dick in a blender! WWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRR!
Blue wire? I thought you said gre-
The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich, DON'T UNDERESTOMATO!
At 10/25/08 08:47 PM, idiot-buster wrote: How about we make a run for it, we got 11 seconds until this thing goes off.
This is more like a good idea.
"Hey, according to this little clock, its almost lunchtime!"
"Uh... Yeah. We just figured out that um... that bomb is impossible to defuse. There's only 5 seconds left until it blows up so... Bye!"
Newgrounds: the former 4chan
Friend: "Cut the green wire."
You: "Okay I'm cutting it."
Friend: "Did I ever tell you I was color-blind?"
At 10/25/08 10:46 PM, TheThirdSix wrote: Friend: "Cut the green wire."
You: "Okay I'm cutting it."
Friend: "Did I ever tell you I was color-blind?"
I think it's the other way around.
The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich, DON'T UNDERESTOMATO!
eh.
At 10/25/08 10:48 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:At 10/25/08 10:46 PM, TheThirdSix wrote: Friend: "Cut the green wire."I think it's the other way around.
You: "Okay I'm cutting it."
Friend: "Did I ever tell you I was color-blind?"
No it isn't, if I was saying it, then it wouldn't be the worse thing I HEAR.
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