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Posted at: 10/23/08 12:54 AM
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..defusing a bomb? Gimme an example.
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Posted at: 10/23/08 12:55 AM
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An explosion.
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That's not a bomb, that's Chuck Norris!
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Posted at: 10/23/08 12:58 AM
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"OK, first you cut the blue wire." "BUT THEY'RE ALL BLUE!" "Just cut it and shut the fuck up."
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Ooops
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"I hope you don't mind if I play this really annoying song while you defuse that bomb, and this song will most likely annoy you and distract you which will mean death for us all.... oh and we are out of donuts"
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Posted at: 10/23/08 12:59 AM
At 10/23/08 12:58 AM, DrClay wrote: "I hope you don't mind if I play this really annoying song while you defuse that bomb, and this song will most likely annoy you and distract you which will mean death for us all.... oh and we are out of donuts"
being out of donuts might win this one
Posted at: 10/23/08 01:00 AM
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At 10/23/08 12:58 AM, halfrican89 wrote: Ooops
yeah, i'd die if i heard this...
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At 10/23/08 12:55 AM, ArykSB wrote: An explosion.
Beat me to it.
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Posted at: 10/23/08 01:02 AM
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wait, the bomb is on 10th street, not on 1st aven- ...my god
Posted at: 10/23/08 01:04 AM
At 10/23/08 01:02 AM, DiscoveryOne wrote: wait, the bomb is on 10th street, not on 1st aven- ...my god
Well played
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At 10/23/08 12:54 AM, shadowkirby123 wrote: ..defusing a bomb? Gimme an example.
Defuser : "Ah just gotta snip the green wire and that should do it." Friend : "Munch... so uh bob... what you working on?" Defuser : "This bomb is going to expload unless I cut the green wire" Friend : "That ain't a bomb bob..." Defuser : "Then what is it?" Friend : "Bob whats bob it" Defuser : "Bob bob bob it" Friend : "Bob bob bob bob" Defuser : "bob bomb bob bobboboobobobo"
The end
Posted at: 10/23/08 01:05 AM
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beep....
beep.... beep.... beep.... beep.... beep....
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
fuck.
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Posted at: 10/23/08 01:06 AM
I got another one
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Posted at: 10/23/08 01:10 AM
O shit not the blue wire i ment green
Posted at: 10/23/08 01:13 AM
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"NO, NOT THAT WIRE!!!!"
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Posted at: 10/23/08 01:27 AM
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ur sleeping
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Posted at: 10/23/08 01:29 AM
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A paper bag popping.
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Posted at: 10/23/08 02:12 AM
At 10/23/08 01:27 AM, shocktherapy wrote: ur sleeping *squeak* fap squeak "omg"
Funny stoy about that. One of my good buddies was getting some in his sleep from the town whore.
Posted at: 10/23/08 04:10 AM
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Wires? I'm colour blind.
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Posted at: 10/23/08 04:15 AM
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" I HAVE TO CUT THE GREEN ONE!? BUT THERE ALL BLUE!"
speaking of wich, why arnt terrorists smart enough to use different colour wires?
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Posted at: 10/23/08 04:19 AM
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At 10/23/08 04:15 AM, JEXstudios1 wrote: " I HAVE TO CUT THE GREEN ONE!? BUT THERE ALL BLUE!" speaking of wich, why arnt terrorists smart enough to use different colour wires?
How would you know if they used colours or not?
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Posted at: 10/23/08 04:21 AM
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"I don't think you're supposed to cut that big red wire..." "Why?" "Well, there's a rather big yellow plastic tag on it that says DO NOT CUT THIS WIRE OR YOU WILL DIE!" "Oops..." "What?" "I...kinda already cut it..." "You mothe.......
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I don't know why but that made me spill my water.
Posted at: 10/23/08 04:25 AM
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At 10/23/08 04:22 AM, Alastor wrote: At 10/23/08 12:55 AM, ArykSB wrote: An explosion.I don't know why but that made me spill my water.
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Posted at: 10/23/08 04:38 AM
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*Two guys are diffusing the bomb*
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Posted at: 10/23/08 05:17 AM
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The bomb is at A. You're defusing my backpack.
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