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Posted at: 10/22/08 05:07 PM

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"Well what do we have here?" John Mccain sneers as he looks at the tied up Palin.

"You fucking KNEW this was coming" John snarled as he tightens the rope around Palin's fists and chair.

"FOR GOD'S SAKE JOHN PLEASE STOP!" Palin screamed in between painful sobs. Mccain ignored her as he began undoing his belt and pulls down his pants.

"Do you see this?" said John pointing his mutilated choad, "This is what they did to me in Vietnam, you think I can fuck Cindy with THIS?"

"John you've gone to far now!" cried out a distant voice. "Too far without me that is!" beamed Obama pantsless with his massive cock fully erect.

"Here John I'll start you off..."

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Posted at: 10/22/08 05:13 PM

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What.... The... Hell...

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"NMMFMFMF" Palin choaked as the force of the two men's dicks was channeled into her throat.

"Palin shut up!" yelled Biden trying to sooth the situation his 5 incher jammed in Palin's oversized vulva. "That's right bitch here's another retarded Palin for you're collection.

Half an hour past as the men thrusted into her. "Alright men let's do it now!" Mccain anounced after some cockslapping. The three men cummed all over Palin's face.

The ritual was complete.

"Ok Palin, welcome to the Presidential election."

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Posted at: 10/22/08 05:15 PM

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OMG, this is fucking weird.

looking good and dressing well is a necessity. having a purpose in life is not.

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Posted at: 10/22/08 05:16 PM

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Lol?

Yes, lol

By reading this short sentence you have sucessfully wasted a considerable 3-4 seconds of your time. You stupid fuck


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Posted at: 10/22/08 05:18 PM

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Hahaha

Makes me wonder what happened to Bush now..


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O'Rielly thrust his fist deeper into Colmes's pussy.

"we-we-well O-O-Ori-" Colmes was interrupted with a cock slap from O'Rielly "SHUT UP! Jesus christ why do we even keep you?"

"Bill?"

"What?"

"Do you love me?"

"oh fuck not this bullshit again!"

"Bill come on"

Bill did not look at Colmes "Look it's not that I don't love you it's just..."

"Just what!" shouted colmes

"Look how about we talk about this later, come on I'll let you in the no spin zone"

"oh-oh I'll let you spin my zone any time"

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Posted at: 10/22/08 05:22 PM

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I give this two out of ten.

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At 10/22/08 05:22 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: I give this two out of ten.

LOLZILLA was furiously masturbating to erotic pictures of Clay Akin.

"Honey there's someone here to see you!"

"Not now mom!" LOLZILLA said grumpily as he was about to climax.

When he reached for the door his jaw dropped, his eyes widened and he nearly pissed himself.

"T-T-Tom Fulp?"

"Oh yeah"

Tom lunged at LOLZILLA and the two began instantly humping up and down.

"Wait you are BananaBreadMuffin right?"

"no I'm LOLZILLA"

"Oh" Tom picked up his pants and began walking away

"my bad then."

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I love this guy.

"Is this not a reasonable place to park?"

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At 10/22/08 05:28 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: Some shitty dialogue.

You should have quit while you were ahead.

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This HAS to be made into a film! More epic than Star Wars and LOTR combined!

smash bros. crew! join and enjoy casey and andy (a non video game webcomic)
SNOWYFIED MY OWN SIG,BITCH!

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At 10/22/08 05:32 PM, HolyPeanuts wrote: I love this guy.

You didn't tell me that last night

<:'(

At 10/22/08 05:36 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:.

You should have quit while you were ahead.

:3

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I would give this a .5 out of ten.

.25 points for originality.
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Awful.

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Show this to /b/. Go now.

Failing since 2007.


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screw them. Make this into a fuckin interactive story topic. This is epic.

OMG Radio is finally out for the public!

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started off weird, lols midway, ended weird

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You probably should change your thread title.....I thought there was gonna be a youtube link or something, not this....

If I could name one person I respect.........it probably would be me. oh and the guy who lives here

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Posted at: 10/22/08 06:25 PM

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The fuck...? I think you just violated my mind

Truly epic win
KemCab remind me to never draw your attention
I like armadillo's :D


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At 10/22/08 06:25 PM, Siblau wrote: The fuck...? I think you just violated my mind

Sir I find this to be the hottest thing ever.

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At 10/22/08 05:07 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote:

That was rather well written.


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i am fapping so hard atm


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At 10/22/08 05:36 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:
At 10/22/08 05:28 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: Some shitty dialogue.
You should have quit while you were ahead.

You lost LOLZILLA, face it.

[1] [2] [3] [4]
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Politics Forum

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At 10/22/08 06:50 PM, milinko959 wrote: You lost LOLZILLA, face it.

I wouldnt say lost............

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At 10/22/08 06:54 PM, FrozenSkyline wrote: Politics Forum

No, not a good idea.

The explosive force of all the politics regulars cumming violently together would blow a hole in the site's HTML.

REVIEW MY ART.
"Although he's regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics."
- George J. Mitchell

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you have some serious talent, you should write erotic novels.

i'd buy them

sterility is hereditary...LAWL

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At 10/22/08 06:54 PM, FrozenSkyline wrote: Politics Forum

Hahaha, no. I don't think sex stories involving politicians have anything more to do with politics other than the fact that the people involved are politicians.

Slow desolation like a funeral procession
The lovely one screams like she's caught between stations
I eat the razor, a mouthful of God's flesh

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If I was ever gonna cum without jacking off or without any "force", this would be it.

Tired of youtube? click here and upload videos!

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