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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 14:05:58 Reply

I hope that this experienced makes your cock-stretched anus worthwile.


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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 14:08:49 Reply

I call Shenanigans.


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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 14:10:55 Reply

Proper job, mate.

You don't need to worry about your conscience, I'll give you that.
How's the girl doing, at the moment?


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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 14:29:44 Reply

At 10/21/08 11:08 AM, oicwatudidthar wrote: really, I should say two wrongs don't make a right. However, beating a rapist down is a fair exception. I hope the court goes easy on you.

exactly my thoughts.

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 14:29:47 Reply

At 10/21/08 02:26 PM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote:
At 10/21/08 02:25 PM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: Let me see if I can piece this together

First,
THEN

Can't you get banned for that?

Oh and by the way this is probably going to get locked any minute now so....
In before the lock!!!!! :3
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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:07:01 Reply

you shouldn't of ambused him at school...

it would of been much smarter if you did it somewhere less public with no witnesses

enjoy prison

kiss my ass!
im an attention whore DUR!

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:10:10 Reply

I thought you meant you were gay and you gave him aids.

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:12:18 Reply

At 10/21/08 11:06 AM, SgtBrainDead wrote: NO GRAMMAR LOLOLOL

I think my eyes are bleeding.


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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:12:59 Reply

In my eyes you did the right thing, but in the court's eyes you assaulted him unprovoked, so you are up for assault and battery, which could give you up to 5 years in jail.

You have fun with that.
And your cell mate...
...who will rape you.

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:13:10 Reply

At 10/21/08 11:06 AM, SgtBrainDead wrote: hes going to co?urt. i have to go too.

Who cares what happens at court - you know you did the right thing. An eye for an eye makes the world blind, but an eye for an arm is just right.

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:13:29 Reply

I feel sorry for you and the girl, that guy was a dick. Good on ya for beating the living shit outta him..

I'm also abit concerned by the fact that you say theres alot of bushes outside your High School..


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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:17:14 Reply

I learned many things from the OP's story:

The apostrophe does not exist

If a person close to you is raped, going to the police is a bad idea, since they'll probably just laugh at you

It is unusual for a person to be upset after being raped, hence the fact that a rape victim is crying while talking about it merits mention

Just to reiterate, under no circumstances should you mention the rape, even in court


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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:18:06 Reply

christ this thread is still going? you know i was lieing about this? i was bored. i wanted to see peoples replies im not even in highschool im in college and i broke up with my girl friend 3 weeks ago
i hated her. so sorry to ruin it but yeah....... this is a fake story


oh shit i havent changed my signature in 3 years

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:28:58 Reply

lol then why make the bloody thread???

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:47:22 Reply

At 10/21/08 03:28 PM, Lizzardis wrote: lol then why make the bloody thread???

lol read what i just said


oh shit i havent changed my signature in 3 years

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:54:17 Reply

One punch broke her arm?

Are you sure it wasn't a Falcon Punch?

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 15:57:54 Reply

At 10/21/08 03:18 PM, SgtBrainDead wrote: christ this thread is still going? you know i was lieing about this?

prick


indeed.

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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 16:10:48 Reply

At 10/21/08 03:57 PM, thejdcole wrote:
At 10/21/08 03:18 PM, SgtBrainDead wrote: christ this thread is still going? you know i was lieing about this?
prick

Wanker....

Hey lets turn this thread into a "call sgtbraindead" thread lol :3
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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 16:53:02 Reply

At 10/21/08 11:07 AM, Sidorio wrote: Hardcore.

Fuck yeah


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Response to i put a kid in the hospital 2008-10-21 16:55:23 Reply

I'm just waiting for the parody thread.


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