Forum Topic: Where do you hide your porn?

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Xinxinix

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Posted at: 3/2/09 06:57 PM

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Before my laptop I hid it behind the living room couch. I don't know why.


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brownyoshi

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Posted at: 3/2/09 09:06 PM

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omg i have a big magazine collection of Wade & Tom Fulp gay ass porn I hide it with the mod's porn collection so they just think its theirs plus so I can share my gay Wade & Tom porn for lots of people to see

NOTE: IM NOT A FUCKING MOD OBVIOUSLY

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TheOnlyJBK

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Posted at: 3/2/09 09:14 PM

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I dont hide it. Im a man. I can have all the porn i want. I only hide it if i have creepy kids around. I dont want to find someone elses jizz on my floor.


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acedareaper

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Posted at: 3/9/09 01:31 AM

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im a paronoid person when it comes to this so i hid mine in a felt bag wrapped by a plastic string bag then stuffed in a binder and hid under a table that was beside my bed. lol

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madlawyer

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:10 AM

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My word, all of you! Watching pornographic material is a SIN. Do you honestly want it to happen so that when you're at the gates of heaven, our lord will boot you down to hell because you looked at sexual images when you were 12? Seriously guys.

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Moltenstar

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:11 AM

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I really don't have none...something must be wrong with me.

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madlawyer

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:15 AM

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At 3/9/09 02:11 AM, Moltenstar wrote: I really don't have none...something must be wrong with me.

Nothing is wrong with you. You are infact one of the only people here with nothing wrong with them. You are the most moral person here! Be proud!

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Moltenstar

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:18 AM

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At 3/9/09 02:15 AM, madlawyer wrote:
At 3/9/09 02:11 AM, Moltenstar wrote: I really don't have none...something must be wrong with me.
Nothing is wrong with you. You are infact one of the only people here with nothing wrong with them. You are the most moral person here! Be proud!

Oh really? Well yeah...that kind of stuff doesn't interest me. Doesn't seem to turn me on. I would prefer the real thing though lol.

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klmai

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:18 AM

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At 3/9/09 02:10 AM, madlawyer wrote: My word, all of you! Watching pornographic material is a SIN. Do you honestly want it to happen so that when you're at the gates of heaven, our lord will boot you down to hell because you looked at sexual images when you were 12? Seriously guys.

hey...FUCK YOU. Dont live your life without fun out of fear of some "god" kicking you to hell. I dont believe in the god that created life and shit and then sends you to hell, i believe in my own god. Now stop shoving you beliefs down people's throats and go fuck yourself.

Fuck ya.

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madlawyer

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:32 AM

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At 3/9/09 02:18 AM, klmai wrote:
At 3/9/09 02:10 AM, madlawyer wrote: My word, all of you! Watching pornographic material is a SIN. Do you honestly want it to happen so that when you're at the gates of heaven, our lord will boot you down to hell because you looked at sexual images when you were 12? Seriously guys.
hey...FUCK YOU. Dont live your life without fun out of fear of some "god" kicking you to hell. I dont believe in the god that created life and shit and then sends you to hell, i believe in my own god. Now stop shoving you beliefs down people's throats and go fuck yourself.

Fuck ya.

First off, don't take out your emotional distress on our lord god.
You believe in your own god? What kind of god? I'm genuinely curious.

And you say that I should stop 'shoving you beliefs down people's throats and go **** yourself.'? For one, you have bad grammar. You also are a hypocrite. While saying to not shove my beliefs down people's throats, you are suggesting that I masturbate. Masturbation is a huge violation of my beliefs, even more so then porn, so consider what you are saying.

@Moltenstar: I feel your pain, but I strongly recommend chastity. It is the best option physically, mentally, and emotionally. It also will make you less of a target in slasher films!

:The slasher movie part is a joke I came up with a few months ago :D

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SlntCobra1

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:32 AM

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I hide it on my PS3, my laptop, and in various hentai/lestai sites around the net, as well as here in the mature/hentai section of NG. *boioioioioioioing*

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klmai

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:33 AM

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And you say that I should stop 'shoving you beliefs down people's throats and go **** yourself.'? For one, you have bad grammar. You also are a hypocrite. While saying to not shove my beliefs down people's throats, you are suggesting that I masturbate. Masturbation is a huge violation of my beliefs, even more so then porn, so consider what you are saying.

I dont remember saying that you masturbate, i honestly dont give a fuck. Its a violation of YOUR beliefs, great, not everyone shares your beliefs, asshat.


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madlawyer

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:40 AM

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At 3/9/09 02:33 AM, klmai wrote:
And you say that I should stop 'shoving you beliefs down people's throats and go **** yourself.'? For one, you have bad grammar. You also are a hypocrite. While saying to not shove my beliefs down people's throats, you are suggesting that I masturbate. Masturbation is a huge violation of my beliefs, even more so then porn, so consider what you are saying.
I dont remember saying that you masturbate, i honestly dont give a fuck. Its a violation of YOUR beliefs, great, not everyone shares your beliefs, asshat.

A. Calling somebody an ass*** doesn't even have any meaning. It's ridiculous to put an article of clothing in an area such as that.

B. Do you understand that f*** is a term meaning sex? You're saying you do not give sex for my statements. I would rather you don't give sex for my statements anyways.

C. You don't remember suggesting that I masturbate? I would like you to reread B. and realize that 'sexing yourself' means masturbation.

D. You just gave me a valuable point. Just as you have only violated my beliefs, I have only violated yours. Think, my boy.

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AlkaSeltzer

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:41 AM

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I can't remember if I have posted in this 6 page thread but I leave it all on a USB in a hidden folder.

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Cheese-on-toast

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:47 AM

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I don't even bother to save it.

CLEAR PRIVATE DATA. Lolz =3

Yep, it's a sig allright.

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Biscuit-head

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:50 AM

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I hide my porn in video game covers.
And I hide my video games in porn covers, under my bed.

foolproof.

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:55 AM

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K:\LimeWire stuff\LW Temp\Apps\Trillian mb\serial\definetly NOT porn!\I'm serious... it's not here\gtfo kthx\What are you looking for\(---its that one\bin

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pauralotter14

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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:56 AM

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i dont own any porn as of yet, although im planning on buying the new "pirates" dvd, im guessing that because you are all under aged kids you have never watched it.. but have any of you older newgrounds people watched it?? if so is it any good and worth buying?

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Biscuit-head

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At 3/9/09 02:56 AM, pauralotter14 wrote: i dont own any porn as of yet, although im planning on buying the new "pirates" dvd, im guessing that because you are all under aged kids you have never watched it.. but have any of you older newgrounds people watched it?? if so is it any good and worth buying?

If you like gay porn.

But what sane woman doesn't?

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pauralotter14

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At 3/9/09 02:59 AM, Biscuit-head wrote:
At 3/9/09 02:56 AM, pauralotter14 wrote: i dont own any porn as of yet, although im planning on buying the new "pirates" dvd, im guessing that because you are all under aged kids you have never watched it.. but have any of you older newgrounds people watched it?? if so is it any good and worth buying?
If you like gay porn.

But what sane woman doesn't?

well i do prefer man on girl action, but ive been told that most porn is basically girl on girl..

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Biscuit-head

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At 3/9/09 03:04 AM, pauralotter14 wrote:
If you like gay porn.

But what sane woman doesn't?
well i do prefer man on girl action, but ive been told that most porn is basically girl on girl..

You've been lied to.

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pauralotter14

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Posted at: 3/9/09 03:07 AM

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At 3/9/09 03:05 AM, Biscuit-head wrote:
At 3/9/09 03:04 AM, pauralotter14 wrote:
If you like gay porn.

But what sane woman doesn't?
well i do prefer man on girl action, but ive been told that most porn is basically girl on girl..
You've been lied to.

well do you have any examples of titles that arent?? haha

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Biscuit-head

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At 3/9/09 03:07 AM, pauralotter14 wrote:
At 3/9/09 03:05 AM, Biscuit-head wrote:
At 3/9/09 03:04 AM, pauralotter14 wrote:
If you like gay porn.

But what sane woman doesn't?
well i do prefer man on girl action, but ive been told that most porn is basically girl on girl..
You've been lied to.
well do you have any examples of titles that arent?? haha

In order:
Milf, Gay, Hardcore, Big Tits, Anal, Amateur, Fetish, weird stuff(rarely including sadomasochists), and at the bottom Hentai.

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wismty

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Posted at: 3/9/09 03:15 AM

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In my computer.

Back when I was younger, when my only source of porn came from magazines, I use to hide it behind the toilet... hahaha.

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HeavyMetalHarry

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Posted at: 3/9/09 11:57 AM

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Other peoples nudes: My received files/Sharing folders

My nudes: My pictures > Sample >KERNEL> BIOS >SYSTEM>SYSTEM FILES>INTERNAL>OS>DATA>WINDOWS>RECOVER


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Asalraalaikum

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Posted at: 3/9/09 12:18 PM

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I don't buy/download porn.
lol...

Post Count:+1
Go fuck yourself :D
Don't go here, I'm warning you.

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NewBrian

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Posted at: 3/9/09 12:22 PM

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I used to hide tons of .avis porn files in the WINDOWS Directory layer.
But now I have a girlfriend :3

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Anywhere for me. Anyplace where my mom won't find out or my dad.

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A folder within a folder within a folder within a folder within a folder then youll fine my gold mine.


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