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Posted at: 10/25/08 01:01 AM

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Behind a framed picture. Pull the back out and hide a magazine in there, no one will ever find it.

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
Kiddie-porn.
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I man up and have it as my screen saver

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I hide my in either the "%TEMP%" folder then I make an invisible folder and put it in their or I hide it in my master folder in an invisible folder.


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well i dont need to hide it because i live alone, but i do keep it in my shitty gta 4 lock box that can be opned with any object slim enough to fit in the hole... purpose defeated.

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in my lungs


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Werge666

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Under mah mattress.....

Nah, actually I don't download porn, I just view it on websites. ;)

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if i told u id have to find a new place 2 hide it dumbass


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MrDark01234

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On a nameless folder in one of the old root directories. I also have a lot of videos on my ipod, but I arranged them in a way that they're always at the bottom, and in no playlists. It's kinda sad how nobody's figured it out.


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At 10/20/08 01:03 AM, killerjeff wrote: lol

Huh. Huh.

Seriously, what?

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At 10/19/08 11:50 PM, Parlux wrote: SO fellas where do you hide your porn? Are a idiot and place it in most obvious spot like under the mattress, or do become Bat-man with your porn, and left a book swinging book shelf of your hidden stash?

Fortunately, since we reside in an era of digital material, it's all stowed away in one of my external HDs, in a folder inside the "Stuff" folder with the unremarkable title "Pron"

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1.21Gb .jpeg wut?

Where do you hide your porn?

Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

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At 10/20/08 09:48 AM, Lucy wrote: In my head, I have quite the imagination.

Same here!! lol I love my imagination!!

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Posted at: 10/25/08 04:24 AM

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I hide it in a folder called "The Secret History of the Mongols". Secret indeed!

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on my computer, put it in a big open spot named somthing like a game profile or somthing. make it obivious but not obvious at the same time....

my myspace im such a zombie noob :3, i would like to thank MuffDiver102 and plus i need to put the name somwhere for another sig in the future
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psychedelicboi

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I buy porn magazines but my girl keeps finding them everywhere I stash them since she cleans my room most of the time, she trows them away but I go get them back lol, then I get a big lecture on why I dont need them because I have her and if I want to have sex to give her a call but shit I LOVE MY SLUTS lol, I dont hide porn in my computer I mostly browse the internet and come up on sites like porntube, hotgoo, myfreepaysite, and xhamster or as I said sometimes I just sit and use my imagination.

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In program files 0.o


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At 10/20/08 12:24 AM, devil003 wrote: There's porn in the interwebs. I see no point in taking the risk of downloading it...

This. also I have under 2 gigs of space left so I don't download much

anymore...
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dood my porn stash is on redtube


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on my newgrounds sever partition

i know how to unlock it, PM me if u want to know


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I don't read porn magazines, only watch on Internet. I don't download porn, only "Watch Stuff Freerly on Internet"-videos are the best. If someone is opening my door or asking that Can I come in, I shut tab down.

Simple, never been caught...yet :D

Sorry for my bad English :D


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In a drawer, under my doritoes and a copy of Oblivion.

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I always delete it after I do shit on the internet.

Yes, it's true, I fuck me.

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JKMonkey

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Posted at: 10/25/08 10:17 PM

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on my computer

are porn mags even around anymore (other than playboy)

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Bash7

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I don't watch porn very often so I have no need to hide it anywhere

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Various streaming sites.


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At 10/20/08 01:13 AM, EtchASketchClock wrote: i put it in a folder called "School" bcuz I don't want my mom finding out since I'm on a family computer.
its right next to my "Funny Cat Pics" and "/b/" folders.
Now if I could only get friends. :(

What if she wants to check that you did your homework lol.

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Save all images and videos as hidden and hide them in a maze of folders.

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