The following people do not exist..

[RyanKajito]

.. on Newgrounds.

Girls
Blacks
Hispanics
Any Middle Easterns
Gays
Christians
Jews
Muslims
Adults

This is just a joke, before the tidal wave of flames come in. Though, 80% of Newgrounds are athiest white heterosexual male teenagers.

[WorkingComedian]

im jewish and my name is christian 2 down

[Smashedsmurf]

I know of an Arabian on here so take that off the list.

[Scrotaculous]

This joke is so funny.....

[RyanKajito]

At 10/18/08 12:29 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: im jewish and my name is christian 2 down

You're a Jew named Christian? If you're not joking (which I have a feeling you are), that's fucking win.

[TheSilverGuitar]

Don't forget TomsPulp.

Can we joke about that now?

Damn I miss him.

[WorkingComedian]

At 10/18/08 12:30 PM, RyanKajito wrote:

At 10/18/08 12:29 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: im jewish and my name is christian 2 down

You're a Jew named Christian? If you're not joking (which I have a feeling you are), that's fucking win.

im not its a very long story how it happened that i really dont feel like sharing ill just say im a bastard child

[Lost-Chances]

We're sorry
You'll just have to leave
Unemployment runs out after just six weeks
How does it feel to be a budget cut?
You're snipped
You no longer exist

Your number's been purged from our central computer
So we can rig the facts
And sweep you under the rug
See our chart? Unemployment's going down
If that ruins your life that's your problem

[RyanKajito]

At 10/18/08 12:31 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: I'm gay, so you are wrong.

No. You're a fake gay.

[UltimateAxl]

At 10/18/08 12:28 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Hispanics

I believe you're wrong, sir.

[gizmo12345]

At 10/18/08 12:28 PM, RyanKajito wrote: .. on Newgrounds.

Girls
Blacks
Hispanics
Any Middle Easterns
Gays
Christians
Jews
Muslims
Adults

This is just a joke, before the tidal wave of flames come in. Though, 80% of Newgrounds are athiest white heterosexual male teenagers.

who also have some daddie issues

[sirtom93]

At 10/18/08 12:30 PM, RyanKajito wrote:

At 10/18/08 12:29 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: im jewish and my name is christian 2 down

You're a Jew named Christian? If you're not joking (which I have a feeling you are), that's fucking win.

That is fucking win. That is beyond win, we must exploit this.

[ISH33PI]

I'm none of the above. =)

[ZiggyZack99]

At 10/18/08 12:29 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: im jewish and my name is christian 2 down

I have a friend named Christian. He's Catholic.

[RyanKajito]

At 10/18/08 12:39 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote:

At 10/18/08 12:29 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: im jewish and my name is christian 2 down

I have a friend named Christian. He's Catholic.

Catholics are Christian...

[GenArmegeddon]

Im Christian, you lose.

[gizmo12345]

At 10/18/08 12:44 PM, RyanKajito wrote:

At 10/18/08 12:39 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote:

At 10/18/08 12:29 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: im jewish and my name is christian 2 down

I have a friend named Christian. He's Catholic.

Catholics are Christian...

so are jews!!

[Lost-Chances]

At 10/18/08 12:28 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Gays

Bisexuals and transsexuals exist? Oh and cross-drsssers?

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 10/18/08 12:32 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: We're sorry
You'll just have to leave
Unemployment runs out after just six weeks
How does it feel to be a budget cut?
You're snipped
You no longer exist

Your number's been purged from our central computer
So we can rig the facts
And sweep you under the rug
See our chart? Unemployment's going down
If that ruins your life that's your problem

Soup is good FFOOOOOOOOOD
( WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE)
IT MAKES A NICE MEEEEEEEEEAAALLLL
( WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE)
How does it FEEEEEEEEEEEEL
OKAY!

[j2witz]

At 10/18/08 12:28 PM, RyanKajito wrote:

Though, 80% of Newgrounds are athiest white heterosexual male teenagers.

We should really do a survey some day to get the facts straight...

Srsly

[sirtom93]

At 10/18/08 12:51 PM, j2witz wrote:

At 10/18/08 12:28 PM, RyanKajito wrote:

Though, 80% of Newgrounds are athiest white heterosexual male teenagers.

We should really do a survey some day to get the facts straight...

Srsly

Quite a good idea.

[SouthAsian]

You forgot Asians.

South Asians too.

[AgentXRifle]

I have a friend named Christian. He's Catholic.

Catholics are Christian...

so are jews!!

no... jews arent...
so... i believe in one god (monotheist)
so...what am i classified as?
because Jews, Muslims and Christians all believe in one god... so am i all three?

[LordZeebmork]

YO WHITE BITCH ASS BEST BE TAKIN DAT MOFUGGIN RACIST SHIT DOWN BFO I GET MA FRENS JAMAWW AN EDUARDO BEAT DA SHIT OUTA YO MOFUGGIN WHITEY CRACKA AZZ

Also, I love how everyone is taking this thread seriously.

[pyromaniac616]

At 10/18/08 12:28 PM, RyanKajito wrote: This is just a joke, before the tidal wave of flames come in. Though, 80% of Newgrounds are athiest white heterosexual male teenagers.

describing me in a nutshell.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

If this is a joke, why am I not laughing...?

that's the point of a joke, isn't it?

[DevourerJay]

At 10/18/08 12:28 PM, RyanKajito wrote: .. on Newgrounds.

ok, let's see your theory

Girls

i know of 3 actually

Blacks

who cares... no one could see them in the dark anyway

Hispanics

ehh, im 1/2 hispanic...

Any Middle Easterns

good riddace if you ask me...

Gays

everyone with a fab aura is a fag

Christians

so? i hate them too

Jews

i have no issues with jews... i know Pox is one

Muslims

thanks fucking anyone.... muslims are like lower than poop

Adults

*waves hand* wrong...

This is just a joke, before the tidal wave of flames come in. Though, 80% of Newgrounds are athiest white heterosexual male teenagers.

im glad to be part of the 20%

[Homosecksual]

I'm gay and Jewish, so HA!

[PikaRobo]

You can't have both Christians and jews on the list. Unless they don't believe in their own religion.

[Woahdood]

At 10/18/08 12:28 PM, RyanKajito wrote: .. on Newgrounds.

Girls
Blacks
Hispanics
Any Middle Easterns
Gays
Christians
Jews
Muslims
Adults
Woahdood

This is just a joke, before the tidal wave of flames come in. Though, 80% of Newgrounds are athiest white heterosexual male teenagers.

I am athiest but not white, hispanic, or black.