Tan Lines and Random Sex

[esko-man]

So college, it's something. I come back to my residence hall from my ex girlfriend (now pretty much friend with benefits)'s house and find one of my room mates talking with a drunk girl who he apparently knew around the kindergarten years from his hometown. Well after a few minutes of speech between the crowd, we get introduced. Eventually my roommate and I helped the girl up to her room for a bit then returned to the outdoor patio and back to the conversation.

Minutes later the girl came back out, sat down beside me and began giving me a few signals. The dialogue goes as:

Girl: "Well you see I was up there with this guy..."

Me: "There's your first mistake, you need to go for the girl"

Girl: (Whispering into ear) "But I'm not a lesbian!"

Me: "Well that's too bad! I have a vagina!"

Girl: "Nah, you just want me to give you head... ?"

Me: "Is that so?"

Girl: "Do you want to? I don't know you.."

Me: "If I were drunk or high or something? It'd just be wrong with you being drunk and me sober..."

A few minutes later, she's wearing my jacket and we head back to my room, mainly just so I can have my jacket back, as I figure I may feel bad if we were to do something, with my ex (friend with benefits) and pretty much being in a relationship with her... But 10 Tylenol extra strength later, I was feeling pretty good, and not exactly giving a fuck about anything but my dick sliding inside of her..

Now the girl had some massive tits, and NICE massive tits. She layed with me in bed as my roommate went into the other part of the room, and went to work on what I left of the Captain Morgan. We talked and bullshit about for a bit, until I decided it'd be best to comment her on her nice boobs, in which she seemed very happy about, and invited me to feel..

Skip ahead a few and she's on her back without clothing, and I notice the awesome tan-line on both her massive tits and her twat! Now I know a lot of guys think it's hot for a tan girl to have no lines, but I'll be damned if I didn't want to cum right then seeing that shit! I don't know what it is about tan lines I love so much, but I guess it's as some musician once said, "they show you what you're not supposed to see.." and I really think that may be it.. It adds a certain new degree of promiscuity to the deal, keeping in mind that there's no way in hell I should have been having sex with this girl I'd met 30 minutes before. I guess that's what you'd call "hot", or "good way to get an STD fuck-up." But whichever, It was a great time, and hardly knowing the girl allowed me to say "I don't want people to think negative of you or anything, so I think it's best to just say this never happened" and it be alright.

This has been an alright night NG, thanks for reading.

TLDR; I fucked some girl with tan lines and it was hot.

[Lost-Chances]

Tan girls are over-rated, badly over-rated. It's gotten to the point where non-tanned girls are putting lotions that make their skin go orange just for the sake of a "tan".

[Tancrisism]

Aww... why do I have to go to community college. I miss intercourse!>!>!>!>!

[esko-man]

At 10/17/08 03:00 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Tan girls are over-rated, badly over-rated. It's gotten to the point where non-tanned girls are putting lotions that make their skin go orange just for the sake of a "tan".

Yeah, I don't so much go or the tan girls, and the one in this situation was certainly not your blonde-tan-california bimbo bitch, but more that, went to a tanning bed at some point and has some decently noticeable lines.

[Lapse]

Good show!

[esko-man]

At 10/17/08 03:08 AM, AloysiusRexford wrote: Good show!

Thank you, I'll be taking my bow...

[Alastor]

My favourite are the girls who are so tanned that their skin looks exactly like your finger tips after you've eaten a bag of cheetos.

[esko-man]

At 10/17/08 04:04 AM, Alastor wrote: My favourite are the girls who are so tanned that their skin looks exactly like your finger tips after you've eaten a bag of cheetos.

That makes me dick crawl into my ass just thinking about it... Pale girls can be just as great. Honestly, I don't make much of a deal about skin tone or the intensity of a tan, but the tan lines do something for me that an all pale or all tan body can't...

[Lucy]

I hate having tan lines.

[Lotus]

At 10/17/08 04:04 AM, Alastor wrote: My favourite are the girls who are so tanned that their skin looks exactly like your finger tips after you've eaten a bag of cheetos.

Oh god... that reminds me of that 'What does vagina smell like" thread...

Rofl.

Honestly though, I like the chicks without tan lines, much cuter, and the only exception to this was that life guard I was with, the Asian girls... and one black girl... but yea..

My point was just ruined. Lawl

[esko-man]

At 10/17/08 04:24 AM, Lotus wrote:

... the only exception to this was that life guard I was with, the Asian girls... and one black girl... but yea..

Sometimes even black women have pretty defined tan lines, and I have to admit, that's pretty damn hot too, the rest of the woman accordingly of course...