What if..

[h0m0]

What if you woke up tomorrow and looked in the mirror and you were an african american?
what would you do?

[N-Revantagonist]

Jack off with my new huge penis.

[Mad-Mardigan]

engage in stereotypical activites

[Mark618]

i would go fuck some girls with my super-huge black cock.
although it wouldnt be much differnet from now

;)

[NimbleElephant]

I'd be really confused.

[Mypasswordispassword]

Eat fried chicken.

[zer0gravity1]

Nothing. no change.

[WorkingComedian]

me and my gangstas (i sense ban) would go cap some shit up on the crackas and then we go eat our water melons and fried chicken. then elect barack obama even though we know nothing of his policys but since he's black why not!!! then id go see my 8 unpaid child supported children then id go pick up some weed and hos and bust a move on the dance floor then go home and cock my gun and rape some white bitch in an allie with my 12 inch dick

[MasterUnderstood]

At 10/16/08 08:11 PM, zer0gravity1 wrote: Nothing. no change.

This.

[GUITARHEROBEAST]

I would become a drug dealer and get in gun fights and bust a cap

[putzpie]

At 10/16/08 08:07 PM, h0m0 wrote: What if you woke up tomorrow and looked in the mirror and you were an african american?
what would you do?

wake up.

[ILUVSk8ing]

Vote Democrat.

[LeeJaySan]

Whiten it! What else would I do?

[Gagsy]

I'd start bitching about my ancestors being slaves and claim whatever I can from the state because of THEIR grief.

[Lost-Chances]

I'd quit work and sixth form and live off benefits.

[Trambamboline]

I'd do the obvious thing and freak the fuck out.

[SoulPiker]

Vote Obama and complain about racism.

[shocktherapy]

start beat boxing cause im to poor to get a radio

[Alastor]

At 10/17/08 04:43 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd start bitching about my ancestors being slaves and claim whatever I can from the state because of THEIR grief.

The sad thing is that I know you're being serious.

[Aci6]

At 10/16/08 08:07 PM, h0m0 wrote: What if you woke up tomorrow and looked in the mirror and you were an african american?
what would you do?

Rub my eyes and go back to bed, something like that would weariness or something, too unlikely, I freaking love African Americans so its not like God would punish me.
Oh and its because I hardly ever see one, when i see one its like Brendan Frasier out of Blast from the past.

At 10/16/08 08:11 PM, Mypasswordispassword wrote: Eat fried chicken.

I expected this when I read the topic.

[Thracian]

What's the purpose of dumb "what if" questions?
What if you woke up tomorrow with a giant cock in your ass? what would you do? Since your username is h0m0...

[ransha]

id say somthing, but my standards wont let me...
fuck it...
id totaly become a wise but knowing black guy, like, SAMUEL L JACKSON!!!

[junbicos12]

I'd be staring at myself in the mirror... not moving until I finally realize what happened... lolz

[sirbobsalot2]

Hold a chocolate bar in my hand and everytime someone mentioned it I would scream RACIST

[JohnnyWang]

Would I also now be in america? Would I still have my old memories, or would they be partially or completely replaced by some different memories of growing up black?

Well, the first thing I'd do is o to a doctor and ask if there's still some blood samples or something in storage that prove that I'm still the same person, though looking a lot different, or see if my DNA has changed.

After that, I'd grow an afro for the novelty of being able to.

[Spiderman540]

Kill myself

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Cum all over America

[AnonymousAlchemist]

Grow an afro, wear a grey suit and constantly tell people that "the pool is closed"

[nerdking]

i would become the first African American white supremacist

[Convictim]

At 10/17/08 05:33 PM, nerdking wrote: i would become the first African American white supremacist

backwards American History X baby.