Oh damn now im in a suburbia

[Sawke]

Not that there's anything wrong with suburbias...it's just...my neighborhood has gotten popular and i live in a city...problem is when neighborhoods get popular in citys they become...fake surburbias. YUPPIES ATTACK! people have dogs all over the place even though there's no place for them to be free, and since the sidewalks are pretty small dog shit piles up like you wouldn't believe.

EVERY fucking family has a baby and at least one toddler, which means louder movie theaters, and streets crowded with baby carriages making it impossible to walk.

And now...the leaf and snow clean up crew. You ever seen a group of kids saying..."hey we'll clean your front for money.." i don't know if i am against it or not...but how can you say no to kids :( there's pretty much NO choice in the matter.

About 5 kids came to the door now and said "we'll clean up your front for you..for 2$." i was pretty suprised...my first thought was "halloween?" lol..but yeeh i couldn't say no so i guess i'm out two fucking dollars.

I'm not hateful of change...i just don't understand why people try to FORCE it. You CAN'T have a little ass apartment 3 kids and a big ass dog, get a fucking home in a REAL suburbia if you want a goddamn creepy ass "dream" family.

[Ecke]

Welcome to the wasteland.

[LakeWonder]

At 10/16/08 06:10 PM, Ecke wrote: Welcome to the wasteland.

There Is no Way out Till Your 18. It's Like being fucking trapped in a cage. the only good thing is that the movies are close enough to take the bus to. The malls aren't that bad and Its more fun to egg peoples houses.

[Alastor]

At 10/16/08 06:08 PM, Sawke wrote: YUPPIES ATTACK!

excuse me, I ordered this cafe latte with nonfat milk and extra douchebag.

[krazykangaroo]

u can eventually move out if u dont like people everywhere, although eventually everythings gonna be full of people

[Sawke]

At 10/16/08 06:12 PM, Alastor wrote:

At 10/16/08 06:08 PM, Sawke wrote: YUPPIES ATTACK!

excuse me, I ordered this cafe latte with nonfat milk and extra douchebag.

You're not gonna believe this...but i think my sister and i have a pretty solid theory as to why one of the cafes around our house closed down. You know how douchebag Yuppies like to sit FOREVER with their laptops and just take up air? ok so this AWESOME place had couches and everything, totally comfy, but NOT meant to be lived in.

These yuppie shits would sit in the cafe and just stay there for hours, and the place would get PACKED, i wish i was joking, now when someone goes in wanting to get a coffee and leave and they see how packed the place is they think "oh forget it, i'm not going in there too packed" my sister and i thought that a lot.

Thus the cafe loses business because of the yuppie shit heads just fucking squating in there using up electricity because of their laptops and not paying any money other than maybe the one or two cups of coffees they get. God someone just kill them.

[LakeWonder]

At 10/16/08 06:17 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 10/16/08 06:12 PM, Alastor wrote:

At 10/16/08 06:08 PM, Sawke wrote: YUPPIES ATTACK!

excuse me, I ordered this cafe latte with nonfat milk and extra douchebag.

You're not gonna believe this...but i think my sister and i have a pretty solid theory as to why one of the cafes around our house closed down. You know how douchebag Yuppies like to sit FOREVER with their laptops and just take up air? ok so this AWESOME place had couches and everything, totally comfy, but NOT meant to be lived in.

These yuppie shits would sit in the cafe and just stay there for hours, and the place would get PACKED, i wish i was joking, now when someone goes in wanting to get a coffee and leave and they see how packed the place is they think "oh forget it, i'm not going in there too packed" my sister and i thought that a lot.

Thus the cafe loses business because of the yuppie shit heads just fucking squating in there using up electricity because of their laptops and not paying any money other than maybe the one or two cups of coffees they get. God someone just kill them.

Uh i hate Them Yuppies... All the do is take up fucking space that could have something useful in them. When i walk into a starbucks i see them writing storys on their labtops. And i just want to fucking scream in their ear and see if they respond. The only Good thing was When some random dude walked in with his Full Pc with the computer monitor and everything in the box and asked "where can i plug this baby in?" I had to shake his hand then i walked out laughing.

[FattyWhale]

At 10/16/08 06:08 PM, Sawke wrote: About 5 kids came to the door now and said "we'll clean up your front for you..for 2$." i was pretty suprised...my first thought was "halloween?" lol..but yeeh i couldn't say no so i guess i'm out two fucking dollars.

How can 5 kids split 2 dollars for cleaning someone's lawn? You are getting a good deal mister.

[Sawke]

SIGH...ANNNND i'm out two fucking dollars...this is why i never answer the phone or the door...nothing good ever happens...but the kids were happy so...ugh. I'm not a cheapskate...it's just i'm trying to save my money...i already spent money on ice cream...i don't like to use over 2 dollars a week, i just hit over 4. Fucking kids.

[Sawke]

At 10/16/08 06:21 PM, milinko959 wrote:

How can 5 kids split 2 dollars for cleaning someone's lawn? You are getting a good deal mister.

They're fucking LEAVES on a SIDEWALK, they eventually blow away. THIS IS WHY THIS IS NOT SUBURBIA! if they were on my LAWN which i don't have, and they got soggy from rain and made the lawn look like shit that's another story! but who gives a shit about leaves in the city!?

it'd make more of a difference if it were ice which people could sue if they slipped on it. But who's gonna slip on a leaf?

"oh my god...i fell on this leaf in front of your house and i broke my leg...i'm suing!"..

again their fucking leaves...i wasted two dollars.