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Posted at: 10/15/08 08:24 PM
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Rock hard abs that you could cook a steak on. Biceps that would put Construction workers to shame. Thick powerful legs that he could wrap around me. And a banana in his pocket.
done NG Mafia
Posted at: 10/15/08 08:25 PM
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Meeeeeeh. Ill take of screen of this when the other one is together.
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Posted at: 10/15/08 08:26 PM
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that is great and how is NG ,which is filled with horny guys , going to complete the rest of the sent.
Posted at: 10/15/08 08:27 PM
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Posted at: 10/15/08 08:28 PM
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See, the problem here is that no one on Newgrounds possesses these traits you're speaking of.
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Posted at: 10/15/08 08:34 PM
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Don't forget mental compatibility. that may be the only thing anyone on Newgrounds might possibly possess, because nobody on here has that kind of body.
Sorry.
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Posted at: 10/15/08 08:36 PM
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$10 says with the ammount of time you have spent on newgrounds you ave never seen someone like that in real life.
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if a girl wants a guy with amazing abs and huge arms then im damn well allowed to want a woman with huge tits and a round ass !
kiss my ass! im an attention whore DUR!
Posted at: 10/15/08 08:38 PM
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At 10/15/08 08:36 PM, Puzzled wrote: if a girl wants a guy with amazing abs and huge arms then im damn well allowed to want a woman with huge tits and a round ass !
YEAH WHAT HE SAID!!!
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Posted at: 10/15/08 08:40 PM
Got it finally now go do whatever you do
Posted at: 10/15/08 08:43 PM
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Is that a banana in your pocket, or a erection in your pocket?
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Posted at: 10/16/08 02:41 AM
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a vagina.
Posted at: 10/16/08 02:51 AM
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Is that a gun in your pocket. Or are you just happy to see me?
Posted at: 10/16/08 02:55 AM
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At 10/16/08 02:51 AM, maximuspower wrote: Is that a gun in your pocket. Or are you just happy to see me?
No, actually it would be a banana like the OP said -_-
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Posted at: 10/16/08 03:14 AM
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Or...
Everything that i have...
I dont have enough time to write a sig... Wait?
Posted at: 10/16/08 03:17 AM
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Muscles, huh? I like my guys pale and frail.
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At 10/15/08 08:24 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Rock hard abs that you could cook a steak on. Biceps that would put Construction workers to shame. Thick powerful legs that he could wrap around me. And a banana in his pocket.
why a banana? I mean, how many people carry bananas in their pocket, it seems like a strange thing to ask fo- ohhhhhhhhhh
thats dirty :P
Posted at: 10/16/08 03:44 AM
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Rockhardabs.
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Posted at: 10/16/08 01:34 PM
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At 10/15/08 08:28 PM, Somepurson wrote: See, the problem here is that no one on Newgrounds possesses these traits you're speaking of.
Well, I can't cook a steak using only my body heat, but other than that, I think I qualify quite well. Just because the internet is mostly populated by basement goblins doesn't mean that they're the only people who use it. :P
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Posted at: 10/16/08 01:35 PM
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At 10/15/08 08:34 PM, Madman08 wrote: i like my men big and black
wot
Posted at: 10/16/08 01:59 PM
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Sounds like the Techno Viking.
Posted at: 10/16/08 02:25 PM
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Age/Gender: 18, Male.
At least you're not ashamed to admit it.
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Posted at: 10/16/08 02:29 PM
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well, i guess if i was a woman, which im not, i wouldnt care what my boyfriend looked like, as long he wasn't overweight, or racist, or homophobic(im not gay), he'd have to have a good personality though ;)
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steroids anyone?
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Posted at: 10/16/08 02:33 PM
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At 10/15/08 08:24 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Rock hard abs that you could cook a steak on.
How is that possible? In fact that sounds just painful not sexy.
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Posted at: 10/16/08 02:42 PM
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Fuck 6 packs, they are for pussies.
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Posted at: 10/16/08 02:44 PM
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At 10/16/08 02:25 PM, Blain-The-Pain wrote: At 10/15/08 08:24 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Rock hard abs that you could cook a steak on. Biceps that would put Construction workers to shame. Thick powerful legs that he could wrap around me. And a banana in his pocket.Age/Gender: 18, Male. At least you're not ashamed to admit it.
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Wow, you have some wild imagination!
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Posted at: 10/16/08 02:45 PM
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Thats a bit obvious... i lke cute girls. Even more obvious.
I fucking hate euphemism.
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