Im sending a letter to Naruto...

[MidnightHowl]

Ok guys so what do you think of the letter i am sending to Naruto? Anything i should change to it?

Dear Naruto

How are you doing? Hows life in Japan? Anyways i am writeing to you because you have done some things that are starting to annoy me. I am really sick of all your adds in Nintendo power. My favorite Magazeen has you in it on almost every dame page. It did not bother me seeing all of you dame adds and game reviews. I was even able to tolorate the fricken cards and DVD advertisements. However you crossed the line when you started putting free Naruto posters in the magazeen. Besides Nintendo Power i keep seeing you In MAD magazeen. Its really annoying me. Please find some other magazeens to advertise in. Like GamePro or something. Anyways thank you for taking the time to read my letter.

-MidnightHowl

PS stop selling those fucking head bands in Wal-Mart. >=(

[Adio]

Lern2spellmagazine

[tomato-soup]

He is a fictional character, you know.

I hope you know.

[MexicanGun]

At 10/14/08 06:18 PM, tomato-soup wrote: He is a fictional character, you know.

I hope you know.

I doubt he does.

He's not that smart.

[Valjylmyr]

Here's a simplified version:

Dear Mr. Naruto,

I don't like you. Stop advertising, because you are a generic ninja that nobody likes because I say so.

Sincerely, a misleading prick.

[MidnightHowl]

At 10/14/08 06:17 PM, Adio wrote: Lern2spellmagazine

If i could edit my posts you would see i fixed that mistake.

At 10/14/08 06:18 PM, tomato-soup wrote: He is a fictional character, you know.

I hope you know.

Oh i know. This is for something called fun. On the internet. its called jokeing around.

At 10/14/08 06:19 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 10/14/08 06:18 PM, tomato-soup wrote: He is a fictional character, you know.

I hope you know.

I doubt he does.

He's not that smart.

Someone here is still upset i kicked his trolling ass.

[Truth]

Dear MidnightHowl,

Thank you for your appreciation and support. Its because of fans like you that help our buisiness stay alive. Remember to stay in school, don't do drugs and one day you can be a ninja like me.

-Naruto

P.S: Attached to this letter is a Naruto headband. you deserve it

[DannyJay]

i think your 9.

[Chymeraxe]

At 10/14/08 06:22 PM, MidnightHowl wrote:

At 10/14/08 06:19 PM, CopperChaos wrote: I doubt he does.

He's not that smart.

Someone here is still upset i kicked his trolling ass.

LOL.

I doubt you know what a troll is. And even if you do, by saying this, you would only be feeding it.

You should die. Fail.

[MexicanGun]

At 10/14/08 06:22 PM, MidnightHowl wrote: Someone here is still upset i kicked his trolling ass.

The fuck are you talking about?

[Joe67]

You are a FAGGOT, bitch.

[JadeTheAssassin]

To Naruto Uzumaki,

Hello, sir. How are you? I recently wrote a letter to Die Hard, and they didn't reply back. I wonder why!

Anyways, what's the story behind your last name? I know it means "swirl" in Japan, but is it a nickname someone gave you in high school because you were given so many swirleys in the girl's gym locker room?

Also, how do you pronounce your name? Nah-roo-toe, nae-row-tow? I don't know all these fancy-smancy Japanese names you kids keep getting called. Why not stick to Jim or Sally? Jeez, making my life absolutely miserable.

Do you like Pocky? I LOVE some pocky, especially when I stick it up my vagina and melt all the chocolate off. When I pull it out, the chocolate turns white and shiny. I wonder what that means.

Anyways, I have no clue what goes on with you and your.. friends? They may be imaginary, Mr. Uzumaki.

Love always,

Jade Lassassino

P.S.: Uzumaki the manga series pwns ur azz n00b lololololol PWNT!!!1 IN UR FAIC

[hhcash]

No. Don't change anything, it's perfect.

[MidnightHowl]

At 10/14/08 06:23 PM, Truth wrote: Dear MidnightHowl,

Thank you for your appreciation and support. Its because of fans like you that help our buisiness stay alive. Remember to stay in school, don't do drugs and one day you can be a ninja like me.

-Naruto

P.S: Attached to this letter is a Naruto headband. you deserve it

Dear Naruto

You are really starting to annoy me. I am seeing even more of you adds on TV and in Nintendo Power. This is you're final warning. If you do not stop makeing so many adds i am going to go to Japan take the headband you sent and strangle you with it.-Midnighthowl

Ps
Stop makeing so many dame games! )=(

[Valjylmyr]

At 10/14/08 06:26 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Jade Lassassino

Your surname is almost confusing enought to turn me away from my Wintersun.

And that's a mistake nobody makes. Not since that incedent at the Troc.

[JadeTheAssassin]

At 10/14/08 06:27 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

Your surname is almost confusing enought to turn me away from my Wintersun.

Howso?

And that's a mistake nobody makes. Not since that incedent at the Troc.

haha, you spelt incident wrong. teehee. :D Mistakes!

[poxpower]

Dear Naruto

I want to fuck your butt.

-Love, pox-chan

[SuperShad]

Somebody get AshfordPride, this thread is a goldmine.

[Joe67]

At 10/14/08 06:31 PM, SuperShad wrote: Somebody get AshfordPride, this thread is a goldmine.

Fuck you.

[Chymeraxe]

At 10/14/08 06:33 PM, Joe67 wrote:

At 10/14/08 06:31 PM, SuperShad wrote: Somebody get AshfordPride, this thread is a goldmine.

Fuck you.

Trolls belong under a bridge!

[Valjylmyr]

At 10/14/08 06:29 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 10/14/08 06:27 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

Your surname is almost confusing enought to turn me away from my Wintersun.

Howso?

Because Canadians piss me off. Regardless of the fact I'm French and that's lower than Canadian.

[MentalMyles]

Dear Naruto

You fucking ruined my friend's life and now he's a depressing shit head who's always moaning about something and takes it out on me, my other close friend and my girlfriend. I hope you realise the damage you done and I hope you can spear a lead pipe up your butthole.

Love- Myles <3

[SCTE3]

Jade's letter was fucking hilarious

[Joe67]

At 10/14/08 06:34 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:

At 10/14/08 06:33 PM, Joe67 wrote:

At 10/14/08 06:31 PM, SuperShad wrote: Somebody get AshfordPride, this thread is a goldmine.

Fuck you.

Trolls belong under a bridge!

ur mom

[Maverick-Alex]

At 10/14/08 06:18 PM, tomato-soup wrote: He is a fictional character, you know.

I hope you know.

So is Santa Claus.

[igott]

Change GamePro to Weeboo monthly.

[JadeTheAssassin]

At 10/14/08 06:35 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

Because Canadians piss me off. Regardless of the fact I'm French and that's lower than Canadian.

It's Italian surname. Quite fitting for me, I must say.

Anyways, yeah, I KNOW I'M THE BEST. GOD, I WANT A DAMN REPLY FROM THIS NARUTO FELLA.

[Mendou]

Dear Naruto

I am a young ninja girl from the leaf village....if you actually remember me then I'm in your class with you. You see, I-Ii've been meaning to write to you about my feelings for a long time....you see naruto...I like you...like...I want your penis kind of like you. And ummm...-u-umm...oh my I'm very embarrased to write all this. But I want you..., I hope you respond back to this.

ohh, umm....yeah. *blushy*

Lo-erm..from..Hinata Hyuga.

[MidnightHowl]

Hey guys i just got a letter back from Naruto. Hey wait what the fudge!?

[SCTE3]

Let's just PM him...maybe he will reply

Naruto

lolz