Wow. Girls on MySpace are stupid.

[David]

Can somebody please translate this into English?

"hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new"

[LightandDark]

At 10/13/08 11:40 PM, David wrote: Can somebody please translate this into English?

"hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new"

Hi, Im Brandi Nichols I know of you, I never talked to you I didnt know who you were for a while there then Ashley started to talk about you so yeah, just be careful around Kay i love her like my own sister but I know how she can be at times so yeah what's new.

Stupid to English translator at your service.

[Electric-Bla]

So... What will the English language look like in sixty years?

[Pretzel-Whore]

"hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new"

Translated:

Hi, I'm Brandi Nichols. I know I've never talk to you. I didn't know who you where for a while there, then Ashley started to talk about you. So yeah, just be careful around her, okay? I love her like my own sister, but I know how she can be at times. So yeah, what's new?"

[Dripik]

I'm sorry. I...I don't speak...whatever the hell that is.

[Pure-Metal-UTA]

At 10/13/08 11:40 PM, David wrote: Can somebody please translate this into English?

"hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new"

I think it's something like this:
"Hi I'm Brandi Nichols I know of you but never talked to you. Didn't know who you were for a while there then Ashley started to talk about you so yeah just be careful around her kay? I love her like my own sister but I know how she can be at times. So yeah what's new?

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Find a way to kill it over the internet...

and let me know if it's possible. There's some people on youtube...

[All-American-Badass]

At 10/13/08 11:40 PM, David wrote: Can somebody please translate this into English?

"hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new"

hi im brandi nichols i know of you never talked to you didnt know who you were for a while.
i didn't bother reading after that, i was too confused

[tak87]

Translation:

Hi, I'm Brandi Nichols. I am a hug bitch.

[Aryk]

At 10/13/08 11:40 PM, David wrote: Can somebody please translate this into English?

"hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new"

Hi, I'm Brandi Nichols. I know of you, but I have never talked to you. I didn't know who you were for a while . Then Ashley started to talk about you. So, be careful around her, okay? I love her like my own sister, but I know how she can be at times. So yeah, what's new?

That was tough.

[Dripik]

At 10/13/08 11:44 PM, tak87 wrote: Translation:

Hi, I'm Brandi Nichols. I am a hug bitch.

"hug"? ...Wow. Just wow, the irony of you posting in this topic.

[jbown345]

Lol at hug bitch.

[x-factor11]

hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new

Translation
Oh hi der, mai naime is brandi nichlolz, get it, nichlolz!11!, harhardyharhar..

wait what?

[David]

At 10/13/08 11:44 PM, ArykSB wrote:

At 10/13/08 11:40 PM, David wrote: Can somebody please translate this into English?

"hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new"

Hi, I'm Brandi Nichols. I know of you, but I have never talked to you. I didn't know who you were for a while . Then Ashley started to talk about you. So, be careful around her, okay? I love her like my own sister, but I know how she can be at times. So yeah, what's new?

That was tough.

I know it was tough. It is hard on all of us. I appreciate the translations everyone, now dissect this misuse of the English language.

[Ghyfty]

It doesn't matter only of she was hot.

[Redface]

At 10/13/08 11:42 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: So... What will the English language look like in sixty years?

I think(hope) it'll be sort of how we veiw Shakespeare. Our higher-thinking, further-evolved decendants will look on old facebook and myspace profiles (if the servers even survive the nuclear holocaust) and ask, "Did they always talk like that?"

[Pure-Metal-UTA]

At 10/13/08 11:46 PM, David wrote:

"hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new"

I know it was tough. It is hard on all of us. I appreciate the translations everyone, now dissect this misuse of the English language.

So wait... now we have to find out every stupidity in that.... sentence?
The lack of capital letters
The run-on sentence
care fool? wtf is that even supposed to mean?
arounder
And just the entire run on sentence is a disgrace.

[Deerinthefield94]

yea it means that hi im a whore wanna have sex

[David]

That's exactly what I was thinking. Any girl who talks to you and says that she doesn't want to have sex with you is lying.

[CooperCreep]

At 10/13/08 11:40 PM, David wrote: Can somebody please translate this into English?

"hi im brandi nichols i kno of u never talked to u didnt kno who u were for a while there then ashly started to talk about u so yeah just be care fool arounder kay i lover her like my own sister but i kno how she can be at times so yeah whats new"

Try translating this...

****** C I BEN M3SSIN WIT LIL DADDY BOUT 4 WKS NOW,DAM H3 GOT ME W3AK NOW,H3 DRIVN M3 CRAZY,I WANA MAK3 EM MY BABY,BUT I CNT.CUZ I CNT DRIV3 DA CAR WITOUT A T3ST DRIV3.

I think I know what this means but goddamn... why are we damaging the English language?

[Pure-Metal-UTA]

At 10/14/08 12:15 AM, CooperCreep wrote: I think I know what this means but goddamn... why are we damaging the English language?

I don't even want to try to translate that.... It hurts my brain.
I personally blame the pop culture for the damage dealt to the engligh language. People just think that their talk is popular and they think it's cool but in reality it's absolutely retarded, it makes them look retarded, and for all we know, those people ARE retarded.
But it's all based on pop culture, so someone would have to find a way to DRAMATICALLY change it and bring reality back to the delusioned.

[Preternatural]

At 10/13/08 11:40 PM, David wrote: "hi im brandi nichols [inintelligible/neglectable stuff]"

And nothing of value was lost.