Girlfriend's going to Wisconsin...

[EvilerBowser1001]

...for college, or at least it's her first choice.
You know what reason she told me why?

It's because she doesn't like Asian people.
I shit you not, folks.
Yep, my girlfriend's a racist.

Ah well, I'm secure in the knowledge that you're all losers because you don't have anything to fuck other than your fleshlights.

Pic related, it's her and me, bitches.

[Funfrog211]

She looks asian.
And their are tons of asian people in Wisconsin. Really. Has she ever been there?

[aquaticmole]

At 10/13/08 08:31 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Pic related, it's her and me, bitches.

You look like a total douche bag in that photo.

[EvilerBowser1001]

At 10/13/08 08:33 PM, aquaticmole wrote:

You look like a total douche bag in that photo.

It's over a year ago, at the prom at my school.
My haircut was shitty, and yes, I do look like a douche.
It's more my personality that people like.

[Infinite-one]

At 10/13/08 08:31 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

Ah well, I'm secure in the knowledge that you're all losers because you don't have anything to fuck other than your fleshlights.

HEY

I don't have a fleshlight.

[4Doctodragon]

I thought she was Asian until I read that.

[Deathspam]

All the asians I know are totally americanized asians who were mostly adopted.

I live in Madison pretty close to Campus, so if that's really what she's going for its not a terrible choice. She should have probably gone far south though.

[EvilerBowser1001]

At 10/13/08 08:41 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I thought she was Asian until I read that.

She is, you dolt.
Perhaps I should make this clear: She hates both the Asians that don't like Japanese people and the Americanized ones that suck Wigger and Latino dick.
She's getting away from them.

[DasUberCow]

Aww, shes cute! Hope you can stay together and still see each other as much as possible. You go well together.

[FantasyLuv]

I'd hit it.

[kylexthexpostman]

How much did you pay that chick to take a picture with you?

[Scrotaculous]

This threads point is to make you look cool, so therefore I decided to point out that you are insecure and need newgrounds to make you feel good about yourself WHILE having a girlfriend.

[Timmy]

I hear Wisconsin turns girls into man-crazy sluts that can't control their sexual desires.

Something to do with the water, or the cold prolonged winters, so I hear.

But anyway - will you be joining your girlfriend in Wisconsin?

[EvilerBowser1001]

At 10/13/08 08:48 PM, speeling wrote: Do you have a nervous twitch in your face?

No, but I had a pretty bad squint I had since I was 10.

[4Doctodragon]

At 10/13/08 08:43 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: She is, you dolt.
Perhaps I should make this clear: She hates both the Asians that don't like Japanese people and the Americanized ones that suck Wigger and Latino dick.
She's getting away from them.

What a confused yet wonderfully attractive young lady you have there.

[Deathspam]

At 10/13/08 08:49 PM, Timmy wrote: I hear Wisconsin turns girls into man-crazy sluts that can't control their sexual desires.

Something to do with the water, or the cold prolonged winters, so I hear.

But anyway - will you be joining your girlfriend in Wisconsin?

Semi-true. I started posting this as "I wish that was true", but then thought of all the slutty girls I know. I don't think it has to do with the winter though.

[Dragoonwing]

She's a self hating Asian. So she's basically the female version of Uncle Ruckus.

[Sensationalism]

What school is she going to? I could help her with that whole college lesbian experience thing ;)

At 10/13/08 08:56 PM, Deathspam wrote:

At 10/13/08 08:49 PM, Timmy wrote: I hear Wisconsin turns girls into man-crazy sluts that can't control their sexual desires.

Something to do with the water, or the cold prolonged winters, so I hear.

But anyway - will you be joining your girlfriend in Wisconsin?

Semi-true. I started posting this as "I wish that was true", but then thought of all the slutty girls I know. I don't think it has to do with the winter though.

Rabbits mate more during the late winter months.

[Fawktt]

yeah dude what the fuck, i live in wisconsin over half of my kids at my school are Hmongs she must really be dumb

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Good god, your girlfriend is hot.

But yeah, that sucks that she's going away. What the hell@her being racist.

[GIRFAN]

Hey, I live in Wisconsin!

I'm totally gonna nail your girlfriend.

[packerman]

[B]SHES FRICKEN HOT!!! FUCKING LUCK ASS PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/B]

[Warrickneff]

You look like one of the uber kids.

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[packerman]

At 10/13/08 09:34 PM, Warrickneff wrote: You look like one of the uber kids.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/31 0598

He does actually LOL

[4Doctodragon]

At 10/13/08 08:39 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: It's over a year ago, at the prom at my school.

Also, lol at the lower right hand date in the photo.

[tak87]

Time for me to get into college there! Hope she is feisty!

[GHOST-KILLA]

lego hair
October 5
2590 up, 788 down love ithate it
a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".
Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.

[ChaosBeam21]

I think she is more of your type

You have something in common!

See what I did there?

[Infinite-one]

Heh, here I expected a lot more negativity.

Where's the flood of angsty, lonely teenagers?

[ChaosBeam21]

No wonder she hates Asians