Aquarius is the eleventh Sign of the Zodiac, and Aquarians are the perfect representatives for the Age of Aquarius.
Yeah...
Those born under this Sign have the social conscience needed to carry us into the new millennium.
Ok, I don;t disagree with that, I am a very concientios person - disagree and I'll slice you up, mofo.
These folks are humanitarian, philanthropic and keenly interested in making the world a better place.
I went to a protest march against the Iraq war. I don't like Tony Blair. That's about it.
Along those lines, they'd like to make the world work better, which is why they focus much of their energy on our social institutions and how they work (or don't work).
OGM I'm taking socioloogy in college! How do they work these things out? And I would like to make the world better!
Aquarians are visionaries, progressive souls who love to spend time thinking about how things can be better.
Yeah, whatever... It's pretty obvious how things coule be better.
They are also quick to engage others in this process, which is why they have so many friends and acquaintances.
RIGHT! I do have a lot of friends! And I can convince them to do... stuff...
Making the world a better place is a collaborative effort for Aquarians.
This doesn't apply to everyone now, does it? Oh, yeah, it does.
The Sign of Aquarius is symbolized by the Water Bearer.
HAhahahahah! Oh, I thought it said water-beaver.
In much the same way that the Water Bearer brings that precious liquid as a gift, Aquarians shower the world with their thoughts and new ideas.
MMMMMMMMM... no......
Luckily for Aquarians (and the rest of us), they are at a near-genius level, so their minds churn out some amazing things.
My GOD! I knew I was a genius all along! This is AMAZING!
Their thought process is also inventive and original.
I guess I am pretty creative.
While Aquarians are happy to bestow these ideas as a gift with no strings attached, they are much happier when the rest of the world agrees with them.
No shit, Sherlock. I would like people to agree with me; what's the point in having opinions if you don't want others too heed them?
Naysayers will quickly find out that Aquarians can be impatient, even temperamental, with those who disagree.
Shaddapayaface. I am not temperamental.
Yes, these folks can be quite fixed in their opinions, in keeping with the Fixed Quality assigned to this Sign
BULLSHIT! I am NOT fixed in my opinos either.. I listen to reason.
Even though Aquarians are happy to give, and they do, it's often on their terms and within their comfort level.
MMMMMmmmmmkay... I don't think I agree with that either.
Generally, that means ample space, since these folks are freedom-loving and individualistic and need to roam (and yes, they do enjoy travel).
I most certainly do NOT enjoy travel - it hurts my ears. I enjoy the arriving and the holiday, but not the travel part.
While Aquarians are generally sympathetic and compassionate, they like it when things go their own quirky way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it when stuff goes my way. Amazing.
Some might call their behavior eccentric (and they would be right), but when you consider that the Aquarian's heart is truly in the right place, a few oddities should be overlooked.
Aaaaawwwwwww.... wait a minute, what do you mean, oddities?
In their own way, Aquarians treasure their many friends and acquaintances and want to give back as much as they can.
Yeah.
If you ask me, however, I think being Aquarius means my parents had sex in early summer.
