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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 03:08:06 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.

that book was written over a billions years ago? I don't believe it

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 03:08:21 Reply

Which means god would have a belly buttonn...which poses an even biger dilemma


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Remember: he was shot in the back 35 feet away from the police cruiser. That's not up for debate.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 03:58:37 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:07 AM, anarchist665 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.
So then who gave birth to him?

hemself

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 04:06:50 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

zomgz no wayz divide by zero11!!!1!11!!111oneoneone

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 05:15:35 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:04 AM, Randy74 wrote: ...have bellybuttons? Just a thought because in order to have a bellybutton, an umbilical cord was present...So....

GAWD WERKS IN MYSTERIUS WEYZ LUL


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 05:21:32 Reply

Maybe...

Adam was created first right...but Eve came from Adam's Rib...got must have pulled it out from Adams belly making a bellybutton...

Since Adam and Eve were still connected at the time...sort of an umbilical cord thing...Eve was born from Adam...therefor...EVE also has a bellybutton....

Maybe...

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 05:36:11 Reply

At 10/12/08 05:25 AM, Aci6 wrote: Perhaps it is that they didn't have belly buttons because they came out of nowhere, it only just AFTER when the concept of birth came up that belly buttons came into existence.
I am not religious myself but I reckon this sounds plausible enough for anyone to follow.

Maybe so.. but what about nipples?
If god made man in his image... why did god give himself nipples, when he doesnt have breasts.

kinky bastard..

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 05:55:26 Reply

At 10/12/08 03:01 AM, ArykSB wrote: If you search on Google images, all of the paintings of them show them having belly buttons.

You're saying that as if it's conclusive evidence.

If I draw a picture of you banging another dude, does that mean its true?
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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 05:58:05 Reply

At 10/12/08 05:55 AM, lemmiwinks wrote: You're saying that as if it's conclusive evidence.

If I draw a picture of you banging another dude, does that mean its true?

God painted them, idiot.

dont you know anything?

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 06:22:16 Reply

maybe he made the whole birthing procces to give reason to having such a thing! what about the outie people!:???


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 06:28:30 Reply

At 10/12/08 02:15 AM, frigi wrote: Adam and Eve are fictional characters.

OMGFD IM A ATHIST IM SO CEWL COS I DOT BELIEF N GOD

...idiot.

We had some good times, Newgrounds.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 06:31:28 Reply

Sig'd this thread


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 13:09:24 Reply

At 10/12/08 05:21 AM, JakBaronKing wrote: Maybe...

Adam was created first right...but Eve came from Adam's Rib...got must have pulled it out from Adams belly making a bellybutton...

Since Adam and Eve were still connected at the time...sort of an umbilical cord thing...Eve was born from Adam...therefor...EVE also has a bellybutton....

Maybe...

So your saying that Eve was technical born from Adam? I don't know much about the Genesis and I only read a little so I don't know.

At 10/12/08 05:25 AM, Aci6 wrote: Perhaps it is that they didn't have belly buttons because they came out of nowhere, it only just AFTER when the concept of birth came up that belly buttons came into existence.
I am not religious myself but I reckon this sounds plausible enough for anyone to follow.

Yeah but what I'm asking is did they have bellybuttons since they were the first people on Earth according to Genesis?


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 13:10:19 Reply

At 10/12/08 06:31 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Sig'd this thread

Why?

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 13:10:58 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:10 PM, lemmiwinks wrote:
At 10/12/08 06:31 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Sig'd this thread
Why?

Cause it's awesome.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 13:15:48 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:09 PM, Randy74 wrote: Yeah but what I'm asking is did they have bellybuttons since they were the first people on Earth according to Genesis?

That's open to artist's interpretation, just like wings on angels and what the devil looks like.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 13:16:47 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:04 AM, Randy74 wrote: ...have bellybuttons? Just a thought because in order to have a bellybutton, an umbilical cord was present...So....

They came out of God's Vagina.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 13:17:11 Reply

At 10/12/08 03:05 AM, LOoPyBoY95 wrote:

Hey wait.. WE'RE ALL FUCKEN RELATED!!?!?!!!
Hello....... BROTHER!!

MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH MUHAHAHAHA!
Wait, ewwwww.

Incest! INCEST! INCESSSSTTT!


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 13:19:11 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:08 AM, Volt wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.
So if God has one too, how was he born?

god was not born

he is a supreme being


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 13:22:44 Reply

In the womb, everyone is a female first.
In the bible, man came first.

Confusing, especially the part about both sexes having tits.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 13:23:20 Reply

O wow.. that is truly some deep shit questionXD!

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 18:56:37 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:15 PM, Snake-Arsenic wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:09 PM, Randy74 wrote: Yeah but what I'm asking is did they have bellybuttons since they were the first people on Earth according to Genesis?
That's open to artist's interpretation, just like wings on angels and what the devil looks like.

So I'm guessing that my question my never be answered :(

At 10/12/08 01:25 PM, NickDaPwner wrote: who made big bang?

Big bang was always here.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 19:03:54 Reply

Is it just me or did anyone else chuckle reading this thread?


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-15 17:17:50 Reply

At 10/12/08 07:03 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: Is it just me or did anyone else chuckle reading this thread?

er...you find bellybuttons very humourus...I'm getting worried


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-19 04:48:15 Reply

At 10/12/08 07:03 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: Is it just me or did anyone else chuckle reading this thread?

i did lol ifound it funny but i thouht and maybe god has boh sexual parts he is a supreme being and man and woman were imperfectclones also never believe a human do u blieve then u dont wait u dont then u do and dont ahhh my brain

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-19 04:50:14 Reply

No, only their childeren had belly buttons. They werent made biologically but more or less designed and built, like cyborgs.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-19 04:50:32 Reply

Don't worry. If it's not in the Bible, wait for undenyable proof it happened and it'll make out they knew all along.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-19 04:52:28 Reply

adam did, after he came out of God. then eve was made from his ribs. they celebrated by killing a dinosaur for a great feast.
10,000 years later, those people are better known as sarah palin's ancestors


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-24 23:43:51 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:08 AM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:07 AM, anarchist665 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.
So then who gave birth to him?
he gave it to himself

awesome, you are a brainy person. who doesn't love twirling their finger in their bellybutton to get the lint out. sometimes it gets orgasmic.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-24 23:44:44 Reply

They had agnry faics in there.