Worst feeling ever

[RedAlias]

Picture this,

You've been stuck in your car all day. Horrible traffic has forced you to stay confined to your tiny car. And then it hits you, the need to take a crap. You feel it, not so powerfull in the beginning, but oh does it grow. You feel it come out just a tiny bit, then shoot back in. Oh how you need to go. A few hours pass, without being given the chance to relieve yourself. But then it happens, you spot your chance. You drive off the highway breaking mach 4 and pull into a tiny gas station. There, you race to the bathroom, lock the door, and sit down. Oh what a wonderfull feeling it is to finally relieve yourself. After a good 15 minutes of nearly orgasmic crapping you reach over to grab some toilet paper. But whats this? No, it cant be. The roll is empty, taunting you with its lack of soothing, soft toilet paper. You sit back on the crapper and cry softly to yourself.

Tell me, oh people of newgrounds. What feeling on earth could be worse than this?

[putzpie]

When I forgot to pull my pants down.

[supperman2]

Reminds me of In The Stall.

[MetalStorm01]

At 10/11/08 10:13 PM, RedAlias wrote: Tell me, oh people of newgrounds. What feeling on earth could be worse than this?

Perhaps if you had shit out your small intestines in your haste to relieve your bowels

[Tovi-Noname]

At 10/11/08 10:15 PM, putzpie wrote: When I forgot to pull my pants down.

Even worse when you have explosive hershy squirts.

Although, I'm pretty sure being impaled by an electricly charged pole would be much more painful.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

I had to carry a heavy holdall and a tent for miles, through horrible muddy sludge with DC's, and then wait to get on a boat, then be on the boat for 15 minutes just to get to a portaloo, all the while desperately needing a shit. And I had to take my bags into the portaloo with me because I couldn't leave it outside.

[Dalario]

Just use your left sock.

You can thank me later.

[Tiago11103]

What could be worse? Someone posted a video of some poor dudes having their cut off with huge fucking knives.

[JKMonkey]

getting kicked in the balls

again, and again, and again

[GUnit0001]

ok,i got one.
breaking your cock in half while having sex/masterbating

ow

[radioheaded]

The worst feeling isn't being lonely.

It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.

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[TimeCrush]

At 10/11/08 10:56 PM, radioheaded wrote: The worst feeling isn't being lonely.

It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.

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*Cough* Emo *Cough*

[AnonymousAlchemist]

What's worse than that? You'd be surprised. Such as watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, or perhaps getting trolled by newfags.

[radioheaded]

At 10/11/08 11:49 PM, TimeCrush wrote:

At 10/11/08 10:56 PM, radioheaded wrote: The worst feeling isn't being lonely.

It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.

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*Cough* Emo *Cough*

*Cough* *Stab* *Cough*

[BUTANE]

beating off so hard that you rub some skin off by accident.

[DavidTheSandslash]

At 10/11/08 10:13 PM, RedAlias wrote: Words.

The feeling where you can't decide whether you have to pee or crap worse.