Life is like a party...

[SeizureDog]

...and everyone is there. But some people don't like the party. Maybe they don't have any friends there, they don't like the music, or what have you. So they decide to leave early. And everyone's like, "Man, why would you want to leave? This party is so awesome." And they're like, "Naw, this party sucks, and I think I'm going to just go." And they leave and everyone else just hangs around talking about how they miss the people that left, until at ten in morning someone tells them to go home.

And that's my metaphor for suicide.

[TheNossinator]

Good thing I love parties then!

[Lost-Chances]

Life is like a business. You have the winners, the men on top. They were ALWAYS there, with luck on their side. You've got the middle class, the guys who have a nice time but are so generic in what they do it's crazy. Then you have working class, the guys barely scrapping enough together to get anywhere. They all leave one day, either fired, retired or just want to quit.

[thenewbies]

Make a haiku about suicide, then recite it in front of a crowd.

Everyone will love you.

[Mysteryhat]

and when you dont get invited to the party
it would be called an abortion

i made a joke duuh
eggs

[Lost-Chances]

At 10/11/08 09:19 PM, thenewbies wrote: Make a haiku about suicide, then recite it in front of a crowd.

Everyone will love you.

Or there's the Budd Dwyer approach.

[NewbleHeimer]

Hack off all your limbs;
slit your throat, you're pathetic.
Die, die faster. Die!

And an apology haiku:

I didn't mean it.
Really, that was fucking mean.
You can have cheese cake.

[putzpie]

At 10/11/08 09:13 PM, SeizureDog wrote: ...and everyone is there. But some people don't like the party. Maybe they don't have any friends there, they don't like the music, or what have you. So they decide to leave early. And everyone's like, "Man, why would you want to leave? This party is so awesome." And they're like, "Naw, this party sucks, and I think I'm going to just go." And they leave and everyone else just hangs around talking about how they miss the people that left, until at ten in morning someone tells them to go home.

And that's my metaphor for suicide.

Holy fuck have my children and your keep giving awesome metaphors.

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[fohn-jarmery]

Life is THE party.
Only that one guy from New Jersey wasn't invited.

[Tovi-Noname]

Life is like a party.

And if you're Andrew W.K., all your songs are about parties.

And sound the same.

Hmm.........

[BrianEtrius]

I still like this metaphor better.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get.

Points to who ever can name the reference.

[chickendance333]

The party is a mass suicide cult

[ZeroAsALimit]

Life is like a party and you've had one too many tequilas (YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE TEQUILAS!) and now you've passed out in a pool of vomit and piss getting raped by the clown.

[madnessassault]

wicked haiku
:Hack off all your limbs;
:slit your throat, you're pathetic.
:Die, die faster. Die!

:And an apology haiku:

:I didn't mean it.
:Really, that was fucking mean.
:You can have cheese cake.

[Tiago11103]

This party sucks dick
I'm going to kill you all
Then I will laugh hard

Box of chocolates,
Never know what we will get
Essence of our lives

[GroundZeroFilms]

NIce I liked it. Some people are major party-poopers.

[AwesomeX]

Really i didnt know life was that popular

[Digital-Terror]

It's a party, yes. Unfortunately, everyone is throwing up.

[HeaterBurn]

At 10/11/08 09:58 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: I still like this metaphor better.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get.

Points to who ever can name the reference.

Forrest Gump, of course.

[SeizureDog]

At 10/11/08 09:13 PM, SeizureDog wrote: And that's my metaphor for suicide.

I'm kinda sad that nobody bothered to point out that it was actually a simile :(

I noticed it right after I clicked to post.

[toungeofshoe]

At 10/11/08 11:01 PM, HeaterBurn wrote:

At 10/11/08 09:58 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: I still like this metaphor better.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get.

Points to who ever can name the reference.

Forrest Gump, of course.

No, you're thinking of Gorrest Fump. I am unfunny, unoriginal, and a hypocrite. I am home!

[morlockcleric]

momma always said life was like a party. You never know what ya gana get.

[Lucy]

I'll make sure I'm never the first to leave a party then.

[NEVR]

Stop crashing my party you fucks.

[mwmike]

At 10/12/08 07:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Stop crashing my party you fucks.

Is that a metaphor for crippling people?

[WikkiXS]

That was an awesome theory!

[junkietomato]

What is the meaning of the drunk chick at the party called life?

[NEVR]

At 10/12/08 07:08 AM, mwmike wrote:

At 10/12/08 07:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Stop crashing my party you fucks.

Is that a metaphor for crippling people?

No... it's a metaphor for all the people in my life who I wish would go away, which I was jokingly referring to being all you guys on the NG BBS. You do know what party crashers are, don't you?

At 10/12/08 07:18 AM, junkietomato wrote: What is the meaning of the drunk chick at the party called life?

Herpes.

[mwmike]

At 10/12/08 07:18 AM, junkietomato wrote: What is the meaning of the drunk chick at the party called life?

The exact same in both parties.

[Aci6]

At 10/11/08 09:13 PM, SeizureDog wrote: Life is like a party...

No one wants to each the salad and too many people are making obscene noise and waking the neighbours. The cops are called and brought around, breaking it up and sending people into a schizophrenic rage as they storm the yard and storm over the salad in their haste.
Fuckin' salad.