How in the fuck do you kill...

That probably would work. The holy water tactic was another way of proving that Christ can help you overcome any monster. Either way, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to worry about vampires, let alone atheist vampires.

Slow desolation like a funeral procession
The lovely one screams like she's caught between stations
I eat the razor, a mouthful of God's flesh

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 21:56:29 Reply

Incineration.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 21:56:46 Reply

Are you telling me vampires can choose not to believe in the sun existence?

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 21:57:37 Reply

A Jew can figure it out

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 21:58:41 Reply

easy, dump her. she'll kill herself then.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:00:39 Reply

You eat a stake and melt its heart.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:06:52 Reply

At 10/10/08 09:55 PM, GIRFAN wrote: Garli

Sounds reasonable enought

Silver Cross.

silver is for werewolves, crosses are ineffective against atheist people.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:25:06 Reply

the old fashoned way a stake through the heart and chop off its head

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:26:19 Reply

Eat your lunch,and become a muscle men

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:30:28 Reply

Well if regular old Christ won't do the trick, then maybe Super Mega Death Christ can.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:31:05 Reply

A whip?

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:34:10 Reply

At 10/10/08 10:31 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Show it Michael Jackson.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:40:05 Reply

It can only be killed by stabbing it in the heart with the Bone Sabre of Zumakhalis!

Or the head, or lungs... wherever really.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:40:26 Reply

Desert Eagle shot between the eyes and a slit through the neck.

What a shame, Mister Jensen.
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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:44:25 Reply

Throw babies at them, preferably flaming for maximum effect. It works I promise.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:45:19 Reply

At 10/10/08 09:53 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: An Atheist Vampire? I can't see a way to do it.

Hellsing killing spree.

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At 10/10/08 10:30 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Well if regular old Christ won't do the trick, then maybe Super Mega Death Christ can.

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nice use of AVGN's awesome mecha-christ 2000 BC edition :P

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:48:27 Reply

An atheist wouldn't believe in a vampire.

They're mutually exclusive.

You wouldn't have to kill one, if the atheist existed the vampire wouldn't, and if the vampire existed, the atheist couldn't.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:56:42 Reply

Haha what a fucking fail thread.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:58:07 Reply

uhh stake thru the heart, garlic, SILVER.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 22:59:19 Reply

At 10/10/08 10:06 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:
At 10/10/08 09:55 PM, GIRFAN wrote: Garli
Sounds reasonable enought

Silver Cross.
silver is for werewolves, crosses are ineffective against atheist people.

Not according to the movie blade.

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 23:02:27 Reply

At 10/10/08 10:30 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Well if regular old Christ won't do the trick, then maybe Super Mega Death Christ can.

FUCKER!

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Response to How in the fuck do you kill... 2008-10-10 23:03:50 Reply

At 10/10/08 11:02 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 10/10/08 10:30 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Well if regular old Christ won't do the trick, then maybe Super Mega Death Christ can.

FUCKER!
DOOMSDAY JESUS we need you NOW!

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