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At 10/10/08 02:41 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Cool people don't wear shoes.

Aye?

have a british accent cuz I get a load of americans complementing my accent

At 10/10/08 01:38 PM, bnwproductions wrote: B. pants
Any other color not in the shades of Blue to black are not cool.

Really? I've seen alot of cool people wearing coloured pants lately. Orange, yellow and purple pants are actually pretty awesome looking.

Also, STFU you don't know what your talking about.

Trying to be cool like that is stupid. People just laugh. I be my normal self and I'm fine.

At 10/10/08 01:38 PM, bnwproductions wrote: I. Clothes

A. shoes
Shoes are the first thing they should see when people look down. NOT YOUR PANTS. Chucks and Reeboks are good examples. Other shoes that are either a color with a white sole or Completely white shoes are fine. MAKE SURE YOU WERE WHITE SOCKS. White socks just go with any rubber shoes.

Rubber shoes = no More like leather shoes

B. pants
Jeans are good. Blue jeans namely. Black jeans are ok. Any other color not in the shades of Blue to black are not cool. Make sure that your jeans are a little tight but not to much to hurt.

How bout camo pants? Oh, and tight jeans are THE WORST thing EVER! Also they kill your sperm.

C. shirt
Your shirt should express your feeling. Not your feeling the whole day, the feeling you had when you woke up. Or the feeling you had when you put it on. Darker colors say "I'm cool...." Lighter colors say "I'm feeling great".

umm... kayy....

D. jacket
Jackets are optional. You can just where a shirt if you want to. Anyway, if you want to where the jacket, where it with the sleeves pulled up. Pulled up to just about the elbow.

what-what?

E. accessories
You can choose any accessories you like that you think makes you look cool. I have this studded bracelet that has a skull on it. Everyone mistakes it for a watch, but when they look at it, they realize they're wrong.

accessories... are for queers

II. expression

A. eyebrows
Eyebrows should always stay the same. There are alot of ways to position you eyebrows. You can do cthe ">:|" eyebrows but I usually just make them straight.

umm... kayy... cant I just wear a face fitting to my mood?

B. eyes
You really shouldn't be looking at one object longer then 5-40 seconds. You should always just look STRAIGHT.

Why?

C. Mouth
Your mouth must never be ready to talk. It should always just be rested down.

emo

III. Thinking Cool
Last but not least we have thinking like a cool person. You should always just be thinking like "whatever." like if someone framed me and I got detention. while my teacher was like "Don't ever do that, you're gonna go to detention." I was just thinking "Whatever. I don't care.". Don't constantly talk to yourself. Maybe sometimes when your alone. Lastly, I will tell you how to get into groups. Like if they're like talking you go up to them and say "Hey guys." with a straight face and they stop talking, cover for yourself. Turn it into a joke. When that happened I said "Woah, akward, everyone stopped talking." and they laughed.

ummm...kayyyy

Soz, hope these tips helped. and remember, be cool.

Thanx now I can finally b cool! ^.^

>_> this text is here because theres too much quoted text because NG is run by a dirty communist called Tom Fulp. <_<

>_> this text is here because theres too much quoted text because NG is run by a dirty communist called Tom Fulp. <_<

>_> this text is here because theres too much quoted text because NG is run by a dirty communist called Tom Fulp. <_<

All white trainers? Eww, man, no way.

HA, telling people how to be cool on NEWGROUNDS? Are you FUCKING INSANE?

Here's another one: go on a cock joke obsessed forum and talk about how cool you think you are to other bored teenagers.

So you're saying we should follow trends instead of being who we really are, and give a shit about what people say about us?

Nu-uh.

You are such an ASSHOLE. There are NO strict guidelines like the gay lot you posted for being cool. For posting that, you just came across as being NOT cool.

Allow me to explain:

At 10/10/08 01:38 PM, bnwproductions wrote:

A. shoes
Shoes are the first thing they should see when people look down. NOT YOUR PANTS. Chucks and Reeboks are good examples. Other shoes that are either a color with a white sole or Completely white shoes are fine. MAKE SURE YOU WERE WHITE SOCKS. White socks just go with any rubber shoes.

WHITE FUCKING REEBOKS WITH WHITE SOCKS, that's what CHAVS wear you BELLEND

II. expression

A. eyebrows
Eyebrows should always stay the same. There are alot of ways to position you eyebrows. You can do cthe ">:|" eyebrows but I usually just make them straight.

Or you could relax, which is what being 'cool' essentially is

B. eyes
You really shouldn't be looking at one object longer then 5-40 seconds. You should always just look STRAIGHT.

C. Mouth
Your mouth must never be ready to talk. It should always just be rested down.

Are you really so insecure that you have to time your gazes at things and make sure your mouth is just resting? FUCKING RELAX YOU RETARD

All those in agreement say 'Dam this guy is a prick!'

Yeah, I'll stick with my shorts and plain white t's. Maybe but on a jacket if it gets cold.

At 10/10/08 04:30 PM, eewawoowa wrote:

All those in agreement say 'Dam this guy is a prick!'

Damn, this guy is a prick!

And that comes form a Lvl 3 guy with -250 posts, He is nothing here.

At 10/10/08 04:30 PM, eewawoowa wrote: You are such an ASSHOLE. There are NO strict guidelines like the gay lot you posted for being cool. For posting that, you just came across as being NOT cool.

Wow lol.

Another example of the newgrounds general forum being
SERIOUS
FUCKING
BUSINESS

I, being a girl think it's cooler when a guy acts like himself, not like some other guy. And who says this is cool? you? Doesn't count.

i don't get why you would even think about making this ridiculous thread.

cool, its just a word. doesn't really mean anything these days.

i would say i'm cool.

but what would that mean?

This works until you reach high school.

This thread should have been titled: "Boys Guide: How to be a Douche."

Trying to look cool ends some time after highschool or before it.

I think that soon the cool look is the profecional clean cut look. The look that will win you a job.
With the way the economy is going, it is going to be harder and harder to get jobs, so thus the cultural look will be the profecional look, maybe.

Anyways, for me, I just look how I like, and never care what others think.

I have a lot of shirts with skulls on them. It isnt to look cool, it is because for some reason I like skulls. I dont know why, I just do.

I wear jeans, because they are comfortable.

My shoes are white, because I just like having white shoes.

I used to try and look cool. A long time ago.

I am someone that really doesn't care how people see me, unless it is someone I am trying to impress, meaning someone that might hire me for a job or something. And I try to look formal and profecional with that look.

Excuse me but why in God's name would anybody dress in such a stupid and regimented fashion. Anybody I've seen wearing bright white footwear looks like a complete prat unless they're doing an indoor sport.

At 10/10/08 05:08 PM, psycho-squirrel wrote: I have a lot of shirts with skulls on them. It isnt to look cool, it is because for some reason I like skulls. I dont know why, I just do.

You're 22. Grow the fuck up.

I wonder how long it will take to get this locked...

You`re cool if you think so, and if not, just accept yourself the way you are. Trying to change is NOT cool, actually.

i'm pretty much that way already. except the studded bracelet with the skull is WAAAAAYYY too gothic for my taste

At 10/10/08 04:53 PM, zer0gravity1 wrote: I, being a girl think it's cooler when a guy acts like himself, not like some other guy. And who says this is cool? you? Doesn't count.

Check this gender-confused douche. He thinks he's a girl!

Well in my opinion, being cool is being yourself. There is nothing worse than when some prick changes his attitude to 'fit in'.
You know, when they start to smoke or whatever. Not in my life did I start smoking because I thought it was cool. I did it because I wanted to, but thats another issue here.

Just because you made a new friend today, who is probably as big of a prick as you are, doesn't mean you're cool and have the right to initiate what is cool, and what is not.

Lol, you've got it all wrong.

Don't be an asshole, be smart, be nice, and you'll be cool.

Also, only YOU can stop forest fires!

I don't need your advice on how to be cool, I happen to be a hell of a lot cooler then you.

Yay! Let's lose all trace of our personalities and become exactly the same in order to become "one of the cool kids"!

ONE OF US....ONE OF US...ONE OF US...

stephen hawking is a pretty cool guy

At 10/10/08 06:32 PM, VeinDigger wrote: stephen hawking is a pretty cool guy

eh fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything!

How bout not trying to be a stupid person who thinks they're "cool".