Wanna talk to girls?

[weirdoo]

It's not a myth, it's not a legend. There are in fact men having problems talking to girls either they are too shy or say something stupid. So i decided to provide some guidelines for you men who's having problems.

What do i talk to girls about?
Easy, you talk to them as they are your friends, but don't talk about games with her or how you beat up someone recently, first impression is very important. Then what do you talk about with her? Talk about her, ask her questions but not all the time because she has to know you too, talk more about her and less about you. Girls likes to talk.

I know a girl but she ignores me, what have i done/said?
Could be alot, it depends what you said mostly, don't talk to her about how much you like the pussy and how hard and long you would do her. No NO NO it's literally a taboo to talk to her about that kind of stuff, never EVER. Ok, what did you do... physical contact, never grab her ass, legs, shins, belly, bewbs. Done any of these, then goodbye for ever! They want to be treated with respect! Huggin' is ok when she feels like it or need it, and don't grab her ass when you hug her!

I'm not shy to talk to girls but, whenever i see a hot girl i don't know how to approach her. How do i approach them for the first time?
This is more easy than you think, find something to talk about, if she has a book (excluding school book) rented from the library, approach her and ask some questions about it. But of course she may say "i haven't read it yet, i just rented it" then you could ask "so what made you rent it?" and let it go natural from there. WARNING: If she is carrying a laptop, by the GODS are you taking one mean chance talking her about it! Find out some small info if she is into PC's first!

When i'm on a date, should i pick the movie? Or should i let her?
Let her choose the movie, and buy the the stuff she wants for her, if she asks (which she prolly will) "why do you want to buy them for me?" you got 3 answers
1) I feel like it, besides, you might need them for the future
NOTE: If or when she asks, "what would i need them for?" cleverly answer "for what you really want in the future" or "You never know when you need that extra 20"
2) I got some few extra bucks i wanna burn
NOTE: She might think you are a rich person, please avoid it
3) "you should save it, for later" Her answer is unpredicted
Ok, just let her pick the movie, whatever she picks, for the love of all holy and unholy gods don't go against it. It's prolly gonna be a long boring drama movie but hey, she wants to know you want her to be happy.

I know a girl, is it important to know when she get's a new haircut or new set of clothing?
This goes to boyfriends and friends actually, for boyfriends it's way more important to notice a change, but if you are a friend, for her it's nice to know that you noticed her new haircut or her new clothing
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well this is all what i can think of, got any questions then just ask!

[Pounce]

BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

[cast]

At 10/10/08 07:03 AM, Pounce wrote: BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

I'm starting to like you.

:3

[TacoFreak]

I approve of this thread.

[weirdoo]

At 10/10/08 07:06 AM, TacoFreak wrote: I approve of this thread.

thank you! And as the first replier said, not all woman are the same, you must be ever watchful

[Zerok]

I don't know what's more sad... your earnestness or the fact that this may actually help a few people here. Ugh.

[Aci6]

At 10/10/08 07:35 AM, Zerok wrote: I don't know what's more sad... your earnestness or the fact that this may actually help a few people here. Ugh.

You think this could help a few people?

[penguinfire3]

There's no real guide for this stuff it's just common sense and hope you get somewhere, stumbling around.

Amirite?

[igott]

At 10/10/08 07:05 AM, cast wrote:

At 10/10/08 07:03 AM, Pounce wrote: BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

I'm starting to like you.

3

I'm beginning to like him too.

[ZiggyZack99]

At 10/10/08 07:35 AM, Zerok wrote: I don't know what's more sad... your earnestness or the fact that this may actually help a few people here. Ugh.

My thoughts exactly. Thanks for saving me the typing time.

[killa-noyz]

At 10/10/08 07:03 AM, Pounce wrote: BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

haha.

/endthread

[Sensationalism]

This is horrible.

[ParadoxSaint]

At 10/10/08 07:01 AM, weirdoo wrote: So i decided to provide some guidelines for you men who's having problems.

Did anyone else find this as funny as I did?

[Mind-Edge]

At 10/10/08 10:18 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote:

At 10/10/08 07:01 AM, weirdoo wrote: So i decided to provide some guidelines for you men who's having problems.

Did anyone else find this as funny as I did?

I did.

[saqwert]

This is why I barely post on newgrounds anymore.

[ZENON]

Is this thread for serious?

If you wanna talk to a woman, get your shy ass off the computer and go say hi to one. >:( Women carry on conversations so well if you aren't too much of a flooze to not be able to carry on a conversation yourself.

[weirdoo]

At 10/10/08 07:40 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 10/10/08 07:35 AM, Zerok wrote: I don't know what's more sad... your earnestness or the fact that this may actually help a few people here. Ugh.

You think this could help a few people?

Yes, this builds up experience and knowledge. This isn't the full "Full Guideline on How to talk to Woman" because THERE IS NO SUCH THING AND NEVER WILL This is BASIC instructions, trying them in practice is of course WAY more different from what you read.

Jesus Christ why does everyone here think this is a full fucking guide and thinks this is the answer to all!?!

[weirdoo]

At 10/10/08 10:24 AM, ZENON wrote: Is this thread for serious?

If you wanna talk to a woman, get your shy ass off the computer and go say hi to one. >:( Women carry on conversations so well if you aren't too much of a flooze to not be able to carry on a conversation yourself.

You just saved me 20 minutes of writing, but i wanted to be professional!

[jessedude7]

I will post here but this is a sad and pathetic thread. 1 You need to show emotion, if sh won't talk to you walk off sad and hunch down she'll most likely feel bad unless she is a cheerleader if she is fuck her they are little bitches spelling words to the crowd that they don't even know. 2 also act tough and make it look like you're stronger when you are near her and if someone disses her then stand up for her. 3. WHY DO YOU NEED A THIRD GET UP AND TALK TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lagatag]

I talked to a girl once *puts hand in the air for a high five*

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 10/10/08 07:01 AM, weirdoo wrote: What do i talk to girls about?

"Talk to her as a friend" is a good point, however, you should ad that you should learn the girl's interests before rambling just like you would any friend.

I know a girl but she ignores me, what have i done/said?

If you don't know someone well enough to know if they're okay with something like that, then you should absolutely not do any of it.

In other words, I agree.

I'm not shy to talk to girls but, whenever i see a hot girl i don't know how to approach her. How do i approach them for the first time?

Events that have happened or that are planned to happen are also a good conversation starter.

"Hey, did you go to that dance" or "did you see the debate last night" and other things along those lines are good, non-suggestive topics.

When i'm on a date, should i pick the movie? Or should i let her?

Well, I think you should find a genre of movies that you both enjoy, or that you can at least find somewhat interesting. Chances are, she's not just going to like dramas.

Pick a genre, then give suggestions.

I know a girl, is it important to know when she get's a new haircut or new set of clothing?

Important? No, not really. Friendly? Yes.

However, it can seem like you're trying to hard if you comment on EVERY new set of clothing or haircut I get.

[Legionnaire-X]

This is almost as bad as that other guy's list on how to be cool for boys.

[weirdoo]

At 10/13/08 12:13 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 10/10/08 07:01 AM, weirdoo wrote: What do i talk to girls about?

"Talk to her as a friend" is a good point, however, you should ad that you should learn the girl's interests before rambling just like you would any friend.

I know a girl but she ignores me, what have i done/said?

If you don't know someone well enough to know if they're okay with something like that, then you should absolutely not do any of it.

In other words, I agree.

I'm not shy to talk to girls but, whenever i see a hot girl i don't know how to approach her. How do i approach them for the first time?

Events that have happened or that are planned to happen are also a good conversation starter.

"Hey, did you go to that dance" or "did you see the debate last night" and other things along those lines are good, non-suggestive topics.

When i'm on a date, should i pick the movie? Or should i let her?

Well, I think you should find a genre of movies that you both enjoy, or that you can at least find somewhat interesting. Chances are, she's not just going to like dramas.

Pick a genre, then give suggestions.

I know a girl, is it important to know when she get's a new haircut or new set of clothing?

Important? No, not really. Friendly? Yes.

However, it can seem like you're trying to hard if you comment on EVERY new set of clothing or haircut I get.

I thought i added it but guess i didn't :\ what i forgot to write is all about experience, these are just tips to get you started. Not a full book about how to pick up chicks and get one night stand with them, it would require a lot of writing. And when i said talk to her as a friend is like talking to a friend or meet a new one!

Why do i have to explain motherfuckin' everything to everyone? If i wanted to write 2 pages here about i would! Stop finding the smallest negative thing about this damn thread and turn it into something huge and just find a way to make it better! Expand it or rewrite what i wrote!

I'm not interested to hear what you have to say. If you want to write something better then be my guest, i sure as hell don't wanna

[welshassassin]

At 10/10/08 07:03 AM, Pounce wrote: BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

I hope your kidding because a lot of girls would find that extremely sexist and a lot a girls hate that in a guy !

[joabos]

At 10/10/08 07:05 AM, cast wrote:

At 10/10/08 07:03 AM, Pounce wrote: BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

Lies!

[joabos]

At 10/13/08 01:22 PM, joabos wrote:

At 10/10/08 07:05 AM, cast wrote:

At 10/10/08 07:03 AM, Pounce wrote: BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

Lies!

Whoops, sorry, i didn't notice the sarcasm.

[Boris-4-U]

Let me guess, this is taken from "Dating for Dummies?"

[RubberTrucky]

I'm terrible at noticing change. But she knows about it.

[ZeldaFreak701]

At 10/10/08 07:01 AM, weirdoo wrote: What do i talk to girls about?
Easy, you talk to them as they are your friends, but don't talk about games with her or how you beat up someone recently, first impression is very important. Then what do you talk about with her? Talk about her, ask her questions but not all the time because she has to know you too, talk more about her and less about you. Girls likes to talk.

That's not all true. I love talking about video games. As long as it's not WoW or Starcraft or something like that, then I'm good. As for the second thing you said, that's all true. To be honest, I don't give a fuck how "tough" you are or who you beat up. I've heard stories that are just plain stupid: "I beat up this guy for stepping on my foot." That doesn't make you tough, that makes you a short-tempered asshole. I do like being asked about myself so it doesn't hurt to ask questions. Trust me, girls love to talk about themselves.

[RubberTrucky]

Then again, a lot of girls only fall for the bad guys.