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At 10/8/08 04:06 PM, nsc007 wrote: to be honest, it's actually just one ingredient, due to the fact that it's a fucking leaf. they should have put "chemicals" and it would only be propaganda to scare people, because all plants are complex with hundreds of chemicals. if you look at all the stuff about pot, it's either twisting the facts to support a certain side, or just flat out lies.

Behold!
Instant win. So much win that i'm going to qoute you again!
flat out lies.

That joke sucks in so many ways

Sorry. It will just make you look like an idiot. The examiner will just read it and say 'Over 9000, what the hell?'

At 10/8/08 04:07 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: Congradulations, you're an idiot!

hooray

At 10/8/08 02:48 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Nobody but you would get it. Although I want to know why they're teaching you the ingredients of Mary-Jane. How is that relevant?

the number of, and health class (obvious)

u r the funniest kid alive. u should go around telling everybody because thats how funny it is.

Now THAT'S how you do it!
vv

This gag was worth it, i lol'd

I wrote down Hieroglyphs for a test answer I didn't know. That teacher knows what the little bird means...

No.

You fail.

Miserably.

I put MASSIVE DAMAGE in an assignment once. And it was right.

Funny.

No, that's not sarcasm.

kinda funny, but totally un-worth it

Ha ha oh actually it probably wasn't worth it.

lol ur so h4dc0r3

Eh, not bad, but you could have done better.

This is the rightway:

At 10/8/08 02:46 PM, wazupdude wrote: the question on our quiz in health was: there are over ____ ingredients in marijuana.

so as a gag i put down 9000 do you guys think it was worth it?

Lol, it's worth it if you were totally stoned when you took that test. Only a high guy would laugh at that!

I bet you'll answer a question on your next test by drawing a picture of a penicorn....

...Isnt Mary-Jane a Plant?

Your school is Retarded, or that was a trick question.

Either way, Relocate immieadtly to avoid imminent humilation.

you should've just put Zero (hopefully this hasn't already been stated)
because...then you can't be wrong
you can't have negative ingredients, therefor there must be > 0 ingredients.
you couldn't have gone wrong.

What's better is if a questions asks how old something is, write "at least 100 years".

At 10/8/08 03:39 PM, wazupdude wrote: i'm loving the reactions and how people are taking a little 14 year old douche seriously when he is obviously lying.

If you are gonna lie about doing something, at least say you did something great...
You just succeeded in making our already pathetic perception of you five times more pathetic

Maybe worth it if you didn't know the answer. I mean hey, if you ain't gonna get it right anyway.........

At 2/11/09 11:21 PM, Armake21truth wrote: Maybe worth it if you didn't know the answer. I mean hey, if you ain't gonna get it right anyway.........

The only way he wouldnt know that answer, if he was high.

At 2/11/09 11:22 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:
The only way he wouldnt know that answer, if he was high.

I don't know the answer, and I'm not high. I don't know because I don't care to.

I lol'd.

Over 9000 has a special place in my heart, as I actually remember watching that episode and making of it before I even knew wtf the internet was.

At 2/11/09 11:24 PM, Armake21truth wrote:

At 2/11/09 11:22 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:
The only way he wouldnt know that answer, if he was high.

I don't know the answer, and I'm not high. I don't know because I don't care to.

The Ingridents to Mary-Jane.

Mary Jane.

Nuff said. Its a Plant.

If you just wrote down 9000, then no, it's not funny. In order for it to be funny, you had to have written "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!" in giant letters so that it covered the entire test. Then and only then might it have been funny.

Rule #1.

I was tempted to write OH SHI- in my maths test with a question that involved dividing by zero.