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i played pretend a lot when i was a kid.

This thread is SO fucked up. 8 pages pages pure distilled "wtf?".

At 7/7/09 12:36 PM, eyeothestorm wrote: This thread is SO fucked up. 8 pages pages pure distilled "wtf?".

Oh yes,you are right.
At the age of eight I had the greatest runs ever,I was running,leaving shit behind me.

SO fucked up.

At 7/3/09 10:17 AM, Dslash wrote:

At 6/30/09 06:09 PM, Smiler123 wrote: catch my poo in my hand and rub it between my fingers to feel for sweetcorn and mushrooms.

I have NO comment for you, sicko.

Obviously you do.

Not myself but my brother did set some things on fire.

I used to draw naked women.
And to think, I liked doing it back then. God, I'm so glad I stopped by the time I was seven.

Damnit, i was and still am fucked up. I used to get bullied at school, so i took it out on my younger sister. I got so angry with her, i held her at knifepoint. Now she never looks at me the same way, and is constantly in fear of me. I also burnt her stereo and all of her CDs, due to the fact that they are utter shit.

I also have OCD.

I once ate a penny, I think I was 6-8 then...

God my stomach hurt...

I used to run around with sticks and metal poles in my hands. TO MORIA!!!

At 7/7/09 01:12 PM, flashwarrior wrote: I used to draw naked women.
And to think, I liked doing it back then. God, I'm so glad I stopped by the time I was seven.

Hey at least you didn't draw penises.

At 7/7/09 01:12 PM, flashwarrior wrote: I used to draw naked women.

Also, you belong right at home here.

Once i was 6 and i puted in my ear a piece of bread(accidently).

I used to be known as "that kid who humps people's backpacks" back in 4th Grade. It's probably a good thing that nobody else but me remembers that now.

I took girls into the kindergarten bathroom and showed them my dick.

I used to eat toothpaste. Lots and lots of toothpaste. It was this really nice children's one though. I think it was called 'Milkteeth' or something like that. It was really nice so I used to drink the stuff. :D

I planned out my ways to get vengance on people. I also played with ants, recognize things people by smell, and jumped like a frog :D Strangly, I'm not joking.

At 7/16/09 11:59 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: I took girls into the kindergarten bathroom and showed them my dick.

Perhaps the most disturbing thing listed yet.

When I was a small little dude. I was 3 years old. I usually sat down on the couch, imagined I am a spring and was hitting the couch with my back, and was like a spring hitting the couch, going into the front and hitting the couch with my back again. Strange, but I enjoyed it.

At 7/18/09 11:57 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 7/16/09 11:59 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: I took girls into the kindergarten bathroom and showed them my dick.

Perhaps the most disturbing thing listed yet.

It is the truth.

I also climbed up on a roof once when I saw a ladder, scared my mom a lot.

I also got up one night when we were at a hotel and just walked around for no reason, went outside, all in my pajamas.

I came back to the room and they were all, "WTF."